What If The New Hellboy Villain Was...?

mastergloyd on July 10, 2008

I couldn't wait to go see this movie! In fact, I'm seeing it opening day, which, by no coincidence, is the same day as my WEDDING!! So you can probably imagine that I'm a little more stoked about getting married than I am about Hellboy II. But I mean come on! How cool is my future-wife for wanting to go see this as our reception?!

Anyhoo, I saw the original poster for this movie (the top half of my Photoshopped masterpiece) and thought that it was actually a pretty funny poster. But then it got me thinking… who would be on the poster if the words were the opposite of “good guy?” Thus, Hellboy II: The Playhouse Army was born! Geez, I'm such a tard… Well, gotta go! I gotz a woman to marry!