Here's the slightly less-censored version of my acceptance speech for Most Deliciously Offensive on behalf of Death P*rn. Sorry folks, but there is no uncensored version out there; I was aiming for a T+ to get it run on the DD Awards, but this wasn't quite safe-for-work enough to make the final cut.
And some of the more astute amongst you should recognize this as the same setup from the “Clowns are Full of Happy” comic I did a while ago. I just recycled that to make this. Because I'm lazy.