Gwyrion at 11:32PM, June 7, 2012

The greatest pick-up line I have ever heard was this: Male:"Did it hurt?" Female:"When?" Male:"When you barreled out of Hell?" I don't know why, but that cracks me up every time.

NightReflection at 11:57AM, Aug. 3, 2010

He's learning fast. Painfully, but fast.

Canuovea at 11:51PM, July 19, 2010

The best pick up line I've heard was a biology one. Yes. I'm a nerd. Anyway, this is it: "I wish I was a helicase so I could unzip your genes." It's funny cause... the enzyme helicase "unzips" the couble helix of DNA during replication. Also: Genes sounds like jeans... and for those who don't know; jeans are a type of pants and... I shouldn't continue with that explaination.

Chuckee at 1:41AM, May 3, 2010

See, her and the pink haired one would've felt my boot's steel-reinforced toe on their back sides a half hour after walking in. I mean, Urgh! I hate girls like that!

CryForE at 1:00PM, March 1, 2009

she didn't ditch Meerse as guardian after he ran from Charby? ^^

jay raj at 9:58PM, June 28, 2008

Terrible, terrible line Crispo. :)

Warriorking4ever at 11:39PM, March 1, 2008

I'm guessing she was right about being part elf (since her bro is clearly an elf) but i think the other side of her lineage is dragon (perhaps her elven family decided to leave her in the dark concerning her draconian heritage for some reason, shrugs)

Sapphira at 12:07AM, Feb. 21, 2008

Crispo is right.. she does look a bit like a dragon demon.. But her face looks fairy-ish.. Maybe she part dragon, part elf, and part fairy?

alex xeno at 9:54PM, Oct. 27, 2007

he's right too... making people get violently attacked is.. well... not going to end well one day...

evildemon at 7:29PM, July 5, 2006

HAHAHA!!!!

sims2fanatic at 7:44PM, April 15, 2006

This one always makes me think there's going to be a plot someday in which Fay finds out that she's not part faerie after all, and that she's part dragon, and that she and Crispo will finally start a relationship. Naaaah, who am I kidding.

ThisOtherCrazyChick at 2:16PM, March 12, 2006

go meerse go!!!!

X Daggers at 7:26AM, March 12, 2006

Lol, always with the bad pick-up lines.

SailorPoison at 5:28PM, March 11, 2006

por poor cripsy crispo

Arya at 7:14AM, March 11, 2006

How come even the people that are really somewhere between 7-10 years old still know big words and how to hit on people, etc? Are they older than they seem? (Crispo, Fay, Phineas, etc.)

Scardy at 7:01AM, March 11, 2006

She's a one man fae.

animegal12 at 11:51PM, March 10, 2006

poor crispo *tear drop*

Milky at 11:51PM, March 10, 2006

Ow, she has no mercy.