Chapter I, page vi

Antilus on Jan. 30, 2006

Yes that's right, you heard me, you got it, and if you didn't then I might aswell tell you. His family doesn't actually know the whereabouts of his grandpa. What a nice family. Maybe they stuck him in a nursing home and forgot which one? Maybe they accidentally donated him to the salvation army? Maybe they lost him in a cruise in the carribean? The possibilites are endless!! But that still doesn't excuse the fact that they lost his grandpa. What a bitch of a family to bring in to this world. What a bad parenting job to have your kid forget your face. I bet his grandpa is PROF. OAK, but that seems unlikely, because his face stays the same no matter which game you play. Damn proffessors and their fountain of youth.