#21 - "They're known to do that."

strongbad_999 on July 2, 2006

My dearest readers (stop picking your noses!),

I would just like to thank Drunk Duck for putting me on the front page at my request, I didn’t know that they would actually do it. Yes, though…I recently did pass my halfiversary…I celebrated and woke up in Guatemala with a man named Jorge. It was kinda awkward.

Anyways, I came up with this idea a long long time ago…but I couldn’t do it because I didn’t want to interrupt my Wal-Mart storyline thingy…which I now realize was really stupid. I have a bunch of ideas written down, some plotted out even! So expect sidesplitting side splits soon!

I hope you all can tell that the big brown guy on the left is Chewbacca. I think he turned out okay…could have been better…could have been worse. He was a pain in the ass to shade, though! So respect him!

To those of you who are coming in off the front page: WELCOME to my comic. I’ll love you forever if you keep coming and reading me!

Yes…I am indeed a whore. I shall plug my comic until there is no tomorrow.

Peace out,
-Ryan