Elise De Vos

jodimest on Feb. 8, 2010

Name: Elise De Vos
Age: 26
Height: 5'7"
Nationality: Belgian
Species: Spotted Genet
Occupation: Arms smuggling
Hobbies: Wine, sailing, fitness, swimming

Elise didn't think she wanted to be an arms smuggler when she grew up. Then again, she also didn't think she'd be fellating tourists in Bruges just to put food on the table at the age of 18. Sensing that her life desperately needed change, direction, and practicality, she edged her way into the arms trade and hasn't turned back since.

As a freelance arms dealer with a large client base, Elise still manages to find time to hang out with Fred. While it can be argued that she simply wants a conversation with someone sane and amiable once in a while, it could just be her fetish for Australians.

What drives her forward with her controversial line of work isn't simply the fact that she's very, very good at it- it's that she knows there are worse jobs out there.