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Concerning the profession of fish shit collecting… It isn't as ridiculous as it seems. In fact, fish shit collecting was key to the survival of Generic Foreign Nation. After converting all livestock into McPatrick's Finger Chompin Good Animal Hardtack, the country had run out of natural fertilizer. Thus the government created operation Fish N' Shits to solve the crap crisis.