Ozmandious at 2:31PM, March 31, 2013

You know, Steve can kill a sword, so don't get cheeky!

cres0055 at 12:53PM, March 31, 2013

Well yeah a connection to death doesn't sound good, even for a magic sword. Great page.

aqua 77 at 9:27AM, March 31, 2013

my guess: the sword has some sort of telepathy usually used to learn new songs from those around it, and picking songs based on the current emotions of the people around. if this is true, then why did it take so long for steve to teach the sword the Imperial March? Either A: it took forever for the sword to make sense of Steve's mind, B: Steve was drunk and kept remembering the song wrong, or C The sword felt like messing with him and purposely took forever to 'learn' the song.

antlan87 at 9:36AM, March 30, 2013

I bet the sword has the spirit of a former arrogant prophet (AKA, the ancient spoiler trolls) who ticked off the wrong mage or god who owed a favour to a dwarf smith.

KAM at 6:28AM, March 30, 2013

5

zgrssd at 5:08AM, March 30, 2013

How did the sword know the history of the Pirate? It made for a really good joke. What else does mater?

Mr Kaos at 4:43AM, March 30, 2013

somehow.. adorable? xD

Darius Drake at 8:17PM, March 29, 2013

Or, you know, the Dwarves are allowed access to Fate's History Ledgers. ...and now to try to find a pun for it.... DANG. The best I can come up with is "Fate's Used Books". *Hangs head in shame*

Nero Angelo at 8:13PM, March 29, 2013

the bardic sword knows all

Dragonfire10503 at 7:41PM, March 29, 2013

cool

skobel at 6:57PM, March 29, 2013

5

ecchi_kitty at 6:34PM, March 29, 2013

It's true power, to cut through the 4th wall...

Kou the Mad at 5:03PM, March 29, 2013

.....the singing sword is smarter than it looks.