103 Holy damage
TheFlyingGreenMonkey on May 13, 2010
Its a fair question.
I did a good Jesus but I don't think I did a good vampire. Oh well.
@Random: Two heads are better than one. Apparently it works the same for cats.
@PPB: It was very polite of you not to say anything to me then :3
@1337: Cats also scratch :3
@Roku: Well you figured out the theme of future jokes XD
@Mettaur: I'm made of all the cats >:3
@Machine: It also explains why I run from dogs.
@Wordweaver: I use Photoshop Elements 7. And your tip seems to help but it adds so much more time D:
@PP: Don't feel ashamed PP. I even tricked a human woman into believing I was her biological son.
@Zeph: I already told you its in the car that is running over homeless. The homeless want your candy and Cross is protecting it.
@ghost: I'm afriad the one one my butt area is a lolcat. He is incharge of making farting noises.
@Shirker: No that would be the other mansuit filled with cats.
@Kyle: Holy crap when did you get back on?
@1337(again): I know! Happest moment of my “No Talent” life.
@Ark: Snap indeed!
I Am The 1337 Master at 3:47PM, May 23, 2010
love when people draw Jesus in a webcomic. they all are so different. and they all make me laugh.
shirkersama at 7:13PM, May 16, 2010
I will ask this question if I ever take a theocracy class.
rokulily at 8:01PM, May 15, 2010
my bet is jesus could just look at a vampire and it would explode. though if a vampire did bite him... that vampire would get really really drunk. blood to wine. blood to wine.
Wordweaver_three at 8:52PM, May 14, 2010
I'm pretty sure it does 1d6 damage per level. Not sure what level Jesus is though. Yeah, zooming in makes the process a little longer. It helps if you scan rough pencil sketch, then work with a clear layer on top of that. That way you don't have to keep zooming in and out to make sure your proportions are correct. It also takes a while to get used to drawing on the tablet, it works best if you draw with your entire arm as opposed to drawing with your wrist like you're used to. Also @ Vast: YOU HAVEN'T FAVED THIS YET!!!
Ark22 at 7:02PM, May 14, 2010
VAMPIRE JESUS KILLS US ALL
harkovast at 12:56PM, May 14, 2010
I am not exaggerating when I say this comic has improved almost immeasurably from its humble beginning. The last 3 pages have all been A-Grade stuff. Compared to your early work I can barely believe its the same comic. I am toying with favouriting this now, I'm that impressed. (see how well spamming the mafia game with adverts can work for you? And you all thought I was nuts!)
PoorBoyBlues at 10:36AM, May 14, 2010
XD
jninjashadow at 4:37AM, May 14, 2010
Vampire Jesus. Do it.
Hakoshen at 4:24AM, May 14, 2010
I'm pretty sure Drac would take about 333 million holy damage if he bit White Jesus, but what if in doing so he still turned him? Then again, how can you make undead that which keeps coming back to life? *Head Explodes*
KyleBooze at 11:04PM, May 13, 2010
I've been on, you just haven't put any new comics for months so I had nothing to comment on. If it was Zombie Jesus he'd bite back :P
ghostrunner at 10:26PM, May 13, 2010
"yes, edward, and it'll blow you and the rest of the twinkly 'twilight' fairies into the dust of ages :P"