CoolEpicGamerBigDick at 1:09AM, June 14, 2023

Look at all the nintardo fans scrambling to defend their precious fisher price console. admit it noobs, graphics are the most important and the ps triple has the best graphics. If Mona Lisa was drawn with crayons (bad graphics) no one would want to look at it.

deltaT at 6:52PM, July 13, 2009

BURN!

Worldtaker Tkalamov at 7:53AM, June 19, 2009

Wii's graphics are NOT crappy. Admit it, you suck.

willfreedo at 4:01PM, March 29, 2009

now yu faggots say thertes no original content written and drawed here

Reverend Pee Kitty at 9:12PM, May 31, 2008

This is the kind of joke you can only really tell in a webcomic -- way to use the medium, guys!

Leo The cat at 3:38PM, April 4, 2008

the will looks better

Rowsen at 6:29PM, April 1, 2008

Blur & Light = Better graphics? Man, you suck.

anonymous at 2:14PM, April 1, 2008

PS3 = Gaussian blur?

Skeppio at 3:48AM, April 1, 2008

Yeah. because graphics determine whether a game is good or not, right? Haven't you heard of a thing called gameplay?

Feghoot at 1:35PM, Feb. 29, 2008

Okay, I'll admit that Rachet and Clank looks pretty good, but I can't stand the ps3. and I was trying to talk about Nintendo games, in general. But the Wii, in my opinion and in most people's opinions, has the best gameplay of this generation. I don't want to be a dickweed, I just get pissed real easily, so it's easy for me to be an ass.

ysqure3 at 5:41AM, Feb. 29, 2008

I like how in that list, two thirds of the games are ports of old games and therefore not for the Wii and two thirds have crappy gimmicks instead of actual gameplay. Also, I don't see how you can argue that the PS3 as a system has poor gameplay, since gameplay is dependent on the specific games, not the system (whereas graphics depend on hardware general to the system itself). You can say that the PS3 doesn't have very many good games with great gameplay, but then what do you make of Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, Resistance: Fall of Man, Uncharted, Oblivion, Odin Sphere, and all the upcoming titles such as White Knight Story, Metal Gear Solid 4, Final Fantasy XIII, LittleBigPlanet, et cetera...

Feghoot at 9:23PM, Feb. 28, 2008

ysqure3, shut the hell up. The PS3 has bull shit. "RESISTANCE ANDKILLZONE ARE TOTALLY AWESOME!" Yeah, well compared to games that actually use gameplay such as Kirby Superstar, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Starfox 64, Super Smash Bros Brawl and Super Mario Galaxy, I would think you would know that the PS3 has the worst gameplay ever. Graphics don't matter at all. You and your neo Nazis of gaming can rape each other until you get the ultimate orgy of homosexuality. I will be playing Goldeneye 64, the much better game. Sorry, no fatality today.

nategorga at 5:28AM, Feb. 28, 2008

Hey, I've got a new comic: (Dorkwinkle is having the time of his life) (Shadow walks by) Shadow: Hey man, how are you having so much fun? Dorkwinkle: I'm harnessing the power of the Wii's Gameplay. Shadow: [Insert stupid gay joke here] Shadow: I'll try harnessing the gameplay power of the PS3. (Shadow turns into a rock) Dorkwinkle: Shadow, you forgot to harness the power of a console that actually HAD gameplay!

ysqure3 at 9:38PM, Feb. 27, 2008

The Wii has such top-quality titles as Metroid Prime 2, Super Mario Galaxy, and eight billion Wario Ware clones and movie-to-video game THQ shovelware-fests. YAWN.

anonymous at 9:09PM, Feb. 27, 2008

That's one NICE cube you got thar. And yes, I'm being serious if it's a cube inside a cube it could easily be the most glorious cube I've ever seen.

ShadowGamer at 8:32PM, Feb. 27, 2008

If it was a cube inside a cube, then it would obviously have terrible graphics.

Megadudex1 at 8:18PM, Feb. 27, 2008

OH MY GOD. THE WII HAS BETTER GAMES, BUT SLIGHTLY WORSE GRAPHICS. LETS ALL AGREE THAT GRAPHICS ARE WHAT MAKE A GAME, EVEN IF THE GAME IS JUST A CUBE INSIDE A CUBE AND YOU DONT GET TO CONTROL ANYTHING. IT LOOKS BETTER SO IT IS BETTER.

anonymous at 9:44AM, Feb. 27, 2008

He looks like shit in the first panel.

josilot at 7:32AM, Feb. 27, 2008

I'll try harnessing the power of harnesses.

soulcelshade at 6:02AM, Feb. 27, 2008

haha the wii is so inferior. if you've ever seen a mario galaxy screen shot, you would have laughed.

ysqure3 at 5:36AM, Feb. 27, 2008

Hahahaha, Dorkwinkle, you're such a tard.

hysellt at 4:32AM, Feb. 27, 2008

Haw.

anonymous at 12:43AM, Feb. 27, 2008

"gasp" He actually did something involving coloring... "ooooooh"

anonymous at 10:19PM, Feb. 26, 2008

How'd you get him to look so awesome in the 1st panel?