- #532 - 7 & 1/2 Years Comes Down To This?
- #531 - Homeless In Texas
- #530 - New Times For Ivy
- #529 - Without You Guys
- #528 - While She Was Sleeping
- #527 - Conscious Help Is Hard To Find
- #526 - Packing Zs
- #525 - Like Old Times
- #524 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 9)
- #523 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 8)
- #522 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 7)
- #521 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 6)
- #520 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 5)
- #519 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 4)
- #518 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 3)
- #517 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 2)
- #516 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 1)
- #515 - Suspect Behavior
- #514 - What Could Go Wrong?
- Quality Time With Buddha Part 4 (filler strip)
- #513 - Evil Transitions
- #512 - Gone In A Flash
- #511 - This Party Packs A Punch
- #510 - One Ring To Annoy Them All
- #509 - Ding-A-Ling Has The Ring
- #508 - Lucky Helper
- #507 - Inviting Trouble
- #506 - In A Party Planning Pickle
- #505 - A Change Is In The Air
- #504 - Uneventful Planning
- #503 - The Blow Off
- #502 - Pavlov Would Be Proud
- #501 - Something Has To Go
- Filler Strip: Cute + Tasty = My Friends ;)
- #500 - Bitches Hate That
- #499 - Spam By Your Man
- #498 - Observing The Obvious
- #497 - ...Or Fake It
- #496 - Break It...
- #495 - Bad Timing For Bad News
- #494 - The Intervention: Part 12
- #493 - The Intervention: Part 11
- #492 - The Intervention: Part 10
- #491 - The Intervention: Part 9
- #490 - The Intervention: Part 8
- #489 - The Intervention: Part 7
- #488 - The Intervention: Part 6
- #487 - The Intervention: Part 5
- #486 - The Intervention: Part 4
- #485 - The Intervention: Part 3
- #484 - The Intervention: Part 2
- #483 - The Intervention: Part 1
- #482 - Romance Redux
- #481 - She Would Know
- #480 - The P.I. Joke Is D.O.A.
- #479 - There's One In Every Office
- #478 - A Hug(e) Welcome
- #477 - Responsible Adult
- #476 - Problem Solved
- #475 - The Mom Offensive
- #474 - Do The Math
- #473 - Hazel's Family Secrets
- #472 - Best Seat In The House
- #471 - Home Meh Home
- Thanksgiving Filler! The Metal Turkey! Pre-Turkey Day 2013!
- #470 - Mo-Hell
- #469 - Unexpected Midnight Visitors
- #468 - Rest Assured
- #467 - Mandatory Pit Stop
- #466 - Ivywild
- #465 - A Caffeinated Calamity
- #464 - Uncaffeinated Urgency
- #463 - Things That Go Blurgh In The Night
- #462 - Recoiling In Horror
- #461 - A Shot In The Dark
- #460 - Ready To Rumble!
- #459 - Tastes Like Silence
- #458 - Obviously Fine
- #457 - Dave Apparently
- #456 - Stalled
- #455 - They Do!
- #454 - Mistaken Hairdentity
- #453 - Shoeless Scene Stealer
- #452 - Swing It!
- #451 - Wigging Out
- #450 - Hair Today, Gone Today
- #449 - Everybody Knows
- #448 - Grapes ≠ Sexy
- #447 - Childhood Abandonment
- #446 - To Sleep: Perchance To Eat?
- #445 - Turn, Turn, Turn Around
- #444 - Nurse Helga
- #443 - An Awkward New Position
- #442 - They Really Are Off!
- #441 - And They're Off?
- #440 - Murphy's Law Strikes Again
- #439 - Almost Alone
- #438 - Zip It Good
- #437 - Same Date, Different Views
- #436 - Nickel Bra Night
- #435 - Oh Chute!
- #434 - Barefoot In My Mouth
- #433 - Like a Cherry
- #432 - The Blankenship Foundation
- #431 - Donuts to Dollars
- #430 - Favors
- #429 - WT(R)F? *** NSFW ***
- #428 - Chateau Mitchell
- Filler Strip - Germy: The Standoff
- #427 - Where To Go From Here
- #426 - Extinguished
- Pre-Turkey Day 2012
- #425 - Silver Linings
- #424 - Cat's What's Next
- #423 - Strongly Worded
- #422 - Late Dinner It Is
- #421 - Hate Bait
- #420 - Mystery Date
- #419 - LMAO
- #418 - Tickle Me Quinn
- Filler Strip starring Hazel Blankenship
- #417 - Hippie Bashing
- #416 - Preparing For WWC
- #415 - Stick To The Story
- #414 - Brace Yourselves
- #413 - Saved By a Smooch
- #412 - Not So Secret Chaperone
- #411 - Incog-Not-O
- #410 - Spy Buddies
- The future of Rule of Three (and some other rambly thoughts on my mind)
- Filler Strip - Too Tired For a Real Strip
- #409 - Blonde Alert
- #408 - A Cart Full Of Ideas
- Quality Time With Buddha - Part 3
- #407 - Show Them The Light (Bulbs)
- #406 - Girls As Boys As Girls
- #405 - Disguise The Limit
- #404 - Crazy Is As Crazy Does
- #403 - So Many Frogs, Not Enough Princes
- #402 - Pickin' Goobers
- #401 - Speculation Isolation
- #400 - Over and Done
- #399 - There You Are
- #398 - Mindless Kissing
- #397 - Admit Nothing
- #396 - They're Up To Something
- #395 - Onto The Couch
- #394 - Coincidence?
- #393 - Willing Widow
- #392 - A Sight For Sore Eyes
- #391 - Special Delivery
- Quality Time With Buddha - Part 2
- #390 - Otto-Matic Weapon
- #389 - Secret Helpers
- #388 - Career Opportunities?
- #387 - When It Rains It Pours
- Quality Time With Buddha - Part 1
- #386 - The Cute Test
- #385 - The Kid Has a Future
- #384 - Furball Oddballs
- #383 - The Inside Scoop
- #382 - Almost Prepared
- #381 - Strategic Procrastination?
- #380 - Screening Your Future
- #379 - Better Than Same
- #378 - What Does Hel-Cat Do All Day?
- #377 - Business as Usual
- #376 - I Hope They Have a Manual For This
- #375 - The Easiest Way Is The Hardest
- #374 - Parental Stock Reply
- #373 - Comfort Only Mom Can Give
- #372 - A Plush Hideout
- #371 - Don't Ask
- #370 - Mount St. Katerli
- #369 - Not That Bored
- #368 - Oh No He Di'int!
- #367 - (Not Very) Positive Identification
- #366 - I Say Potato, You Say Petunia
- #365 - Home Sweet Home Invasion
- #364 - The Keys to Drinking Properly
- #363 - Undetected Disinterest
- #362 - Hearing Is Deceiving
- #361 - Look Who's Farting
- #360 - A Moment of Solitude
- #359 - A Recipe For Innocence
- #358 - The Milkshake Thickens
- #357 - Fighting Dirty
- Filler Strip - Germy Brain Attack?
- #356 - The Story Continues, I Promise
- #355 - Don't Mess With Mama Hel-Cat
- #354 - Under and Overthinking Things
- #353 - Beyond The Chart
- #352 - The Number of the Bast
- #351 - If I Knew What I Know I Would Have Known
- #350 - That Explains It
- #349 - Don't Even Purr
- #348 - Some Things to Consider
- #347 - Lust In Thought
- #346 - Not Cool, Dog
- #345 - Dick Van Dyke Style
- #344 - Dogs In The Wind
- #343 - Once Upon a Donation
- #342 - Beware of the Concetta
- #341 - The Lovely Burn
- #340 - Bad Chemistry
- #339 - Stone Mitchell, Come On Down!
- #338 - Behind The Shades
- #337 - Powerful Words
- #336 - If You Want to Play, Watch What You Say
- #335 - In and Out of the Mouths of Babes
- #334 - Absinthe Minded
- #333 - 99 Bottles of Booze In The Bag
- #332 - Whoosh!!!
- #331 - Just Like Home
- #330 - Calendar Chick
- #329 - Favor Begets Favor
- #328 - The Up-Shot
- #327 - Mowin' Down The Lawn
- #326 - Internal Damage
- #325 - Hunkering Down
- Filler Strip - A Very Germy New Year
- Filler Strip - I'll Deck Your Halls
- #324 - How Do You Hippie? Let Me Count The Ways...
- #323 - A Hippie By Any Other Name...
- #322 - Sympathy For The Detective
- #321 - Lack of Communication
- #320 - Not Ivy
- #319 - Say What?
- #318 - Has More To Say
- #317 - Shutter To Think
- #316 - Over Their Heads
- #315 - Time To Fly
- #314 - Act Now And We'll Throw In...
- #313 - A Real Tool
- #312 - Just Like Old Times
- Filler Strip - Toil And Trouble Etc...
- Filler Strip – Floyd O’Lantern?
- Filler Strip – Hallowgiving? 2010!
- #311 - Unspoken
- #310 - The Balls Are In Her Court
- #309 - Not Quite Bosom Buddies
- #308 - The Lesser Evil?
- #307 - When Tomorrow Hits
- #306 - Regrets, They'll Have a Few...
- #305 - Bovinity Divinity
- #304 - Alone In A Crowd
- #303 - For The Boys
- #302 - Intervention
- #301 – The Jaws of (Social) Life
- #300 – Sparta? I Don’t Think So
- #299 - The Sterling Cheeseburger Theory
- #298 - Subject To Change
- #297 - Control
- #296 - Won't Be Fooled Again
- #295 - Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are...
- #294 - Without a Trace
- #293 - First Impressions And All...
- #292 - Give 'Til It Hurts...Somebody
- #291 - Scared The Donuts Out of Me
- #290 - In Your Dreams?
- #289 - Said Too Much
- #288 - In The Dark With The Details
- #287 - The Best Date Hands Up
- #286 - Run For It
- Filler Strip - 3 Is a Magic Number
- #285 - Incorrect Suspicions
- #284 - Wearing Lunch
- #283 - Cruel To Be Kind
- #282 – I’d Rather Eat My Words
- #281 - Mexicola
- #280 - The Name Game
- #279 - I Said The Wrong Thing
- "Rule of Serenity" (aka the raffle prize drawing for CSTS)
- Filler Strip - Ran Out of Time
- #278 - Taking Care of Business
- #277 - Accused
- #276 - Girl Talk
- #275 - Manic Depression
- #274 - Alone Tonight
- #273 - Denial
- #272 - Thief
- #271 - Beholden
- #270 - Instant Karma
- #269 - Trapped In The Closet
- #268 - Oblivious
- #267 - Just Had A Feeling
- #266 - What's The Matter With Her?
- #265 - ...And Then We Met The Locals
- #264 - Girls Are Such A Drag
- #263 - Little Miss Obsessive
- #262 - Arrested By You
- #261 - Plagued By Images
- #260 - Dirty Pictures
- #259 - Meeting With A Lunatic
- #258 - Time To Change
- #257 - Not Good Enough
- #256 - Viking Man
- #255 - I Can't Quite Understand
- #254 - Everyone I Love Is Dead
- #253 - Everything Dies
- #252 - Jesus Beater
- #251 - Jeremy
- Filler Strip - Tundra Ho!
- Filler Strip - Adventures of Germy 2010
- #250 - The Boys Are Back
- #249 - Make a Choice
- #248 - Institutionalized
- Filler Strip - Blue Screen of Death
- #247 - Choke Sermon
- #246 - Add Injury To Insult
- #245 - A Fine Fish In The Sea
- #244 - Out of the Trash
- #243 - Shame
- #242 - To Live Is To Hide
- #241 - Fixing Her Hair
- #240 - Priorities Fall
- #239 - I Don't Want To Go Back
- #238 - I Remember You
- #237 - Under My Hat
- #236 - All Things New
- #235 - Where To Go?
- #234 - She's Back
- #233 – Three Weeks Later
- #232 - Abducted Again
- #231 - Up, Up and Away
- #230 - What's My Age Again?
- #229 - The Wrong Number
- Guest Strip - By Michiewah (2)
- Filler Strip - Thanksgiving 2009
- #228 - Our Truth
- #227 - The Party's Over
- #226 - Back In Baby's Arms
- #225 - A Fine Example
- #224 - In The Morning
- #223 - The Wall
- #222 - All The Wild Things Come Out At Night
- #221 - Strange Bedfellows
- #220 - Something In The Way
- #219 - Throw
- #218 - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
- #217 - Makin' a Mess
- #216 – Go For It!
- #215 - What's Love Got To Do With It?
- #214 - Weirdo
- #213 - Old Habits Die Hard
- #212 - Broken Man
- #211 - Big Fake Out
- Filler Strip - Private Dancer
- #210 - Hot and Bothered
- #209 - Underwear
- #208 - Screwed
- #207 – Talking Trash
- #206 – While You Were Sleeping
- #205 - Photograph
- #204 - Knocked Out
- #203 - We Are Family
- #202 - Hello
- #201 - Sex and Religion
- #200 - Toxic
- #199 - Under The Table
- #198 - Blood, Sex and Booze
- #197 - Tantric (Lewd Interlewd)
- #196 – Rooster
- Filler Strip - Has It Been Two Years Already?
- Guest Strip - By Michiewah
- #195 - Disappear
- #194 - Lucy
- #193 - Thanks A Lot
- #192 - Good Intentions, Bad Receptions
- #191 - Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing
- #190 - Accidentally On Purpose
- #189 - Sex On Wheels
- #188 - Hell On Wheels
- #187 - Hell On High Heels
- So Much For The Afterglow (A Tribute to Rob)
- #186 - Good Sport
- #185 - The Ties That Bind
- #184 - Mystery Man
- #183 - London
- #182 - What Did I Do Last Night
- #181 - The Message
- #180 - Staying Home Tonight
- #179 - Serenity
- #178 - Lunch First, Then War
- #177 - The Impatient Will Suffer
- #176 - Buried
- #175 - Get Out Alive
- #174 - Are You Afraid
- #173 - Too Darn Hot
- #172 - Crazy Cat
- #171 - Good Riddance!!
- #170 - Spreading Like a Virus
- #169 - Confrontation
- #168 - Madhouse
- #167 - Make Up Your Mind
- #166 - Something's Missing
- #165 - Hypocrite
- #164 - Stressed Out
- #163 - Feed The Raccoon
- #162 - Hiding In The Dark
- #161 - Fooled Again (I Don't Like It)
- #160 - If The Walls Could Talk
- #159 - Beaten to The Punch
- #158 - Shit Can Happen
- #157 - Lookin' For a Job
- #156 - Shut Me Up!
- #155 - Cut My Hair
- #154 - My Eyes Burn
- Filler Strip - Making Me Sick
- #153 - Bad Choice
- #152 - Itch
- #151 - OK Time For Plan B
- #150 - Psycho Blonde
- #149 - Stiff Competition
- #148 - There's Hope
- #147 - Bad News
- #146 - Last Chance
- #145 - Squash That Fly
- #144 - Help Me Out, Hook Me Up
- #143 - Oh Buddha
- #142 - Ignoring The Obvious
- #141 - Bartender
- Filler Strip: BetaPwned guest strip Part 2
- Filler Strip: BetaPwned guest strip Part 1
- The Rule of Three 2008 Holiday Spectacular!
- Filler Strip - Times Like This guest strip
- #140 - If I Only Knew
- #139 - Big Distraction
- #138 - Shitlist
- #137 - The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret
- #136 - What Kind of Shape Are You In?
- #135 - Physical
- #134 - Dude Looks Like a Lady
- #133 - Went Too Far (Foot In My Mouth)
- #132 - Escape
- #131 - Slam
- Guest Strip by Heather aka "The Real Hazel"
- Guest Strip by Mikki "The Real Ivy"
- Guest Strip by Michael Moreno (aka Mac L Pirata)
- Guest Strip by Thomas Overbeck
- Filler Strip - Bridezilla 2008!
- #130 - In A Darkened Room
- #129 - Flirtin' With Disaster
- #128 - So Much For The Fourth Wall
- #127 - Watch Out
- #126 - Because, It's Midnite (Heart of a Lion)
- #125 - Get 'Em Outta Here
- #124 - 1985
- #123 - Nobody Rides For Free
- #122 - Free Ride
- #121 - Closing Time
- #120 - Panic
- #119 - Permanent Vacation
- #118 - Payback's A Bitch
- #117 - It's About Time
- #116 - Spit
- #115 - Crash Into Me
- #114 - I Awake
- #113 - Take A Picture
- #112 - Hung Out To Dry
- #111 - Five Minutes Alone
- #110 - Disconnected
- #109 - Never Change
- #108 - Bang & Blame
- #107 - Mr. Integrity
- #106 - Til The Wheels Fall Off
- #105 - Asshole
- #104 - Feed Me
- #103 - Hard Pig
- #102 - Bitch
- #101 - (She's A) Mystery
- #100 - The Reason
- #99 - God Says No
- #98 - Background For Ivy
- #97 - Don't Keep Me Wondering
- #96 - Hard To Explain
- Filler Strip #5 - Drowning in Paperwork
- #95 - Only A Suggestion
- #94 - Bad Timing
- #93 - Would I Lie To You
- #92 - Rescue Me
- #91 - Make A Move
- #90 - Paranoid
- #89 - Not What It Seems
- #88 - Barbie Girl
- #87 - Breakin' The Law
- #86 - Easy
- #85 - I Want Candy
- #84 - Bad Idea
- #83 - Gettin' Better
- #82 - Stench
- #81 - Banshee's Wail
- #80 - Erotic Nightmares
- #79 - Big Deal
- #78 - A Dish Best Served Coldly
- #77 - Ode To Clarissa
- #76 - Welcome Home
- #75 - Losing Keys
- #74 - I Can't Remember
- #73 - We
- #72 - Please Don't Tease
- #71 - Devoted
- #70 - April Fool
- #69 - Naughty Naughty
- #68 - Slipped Her The Big One
- #67 - Time Is Mine
- #66 - Sad But True
- #65 - Bonehead
- #64 - Little Green Men
- #63 - Get Ugly
- #62 - Evil (Is Going On)
- #61 - I Keep Forgetting
- #60 - Annoying
- #59 - Click Click Boom
- #58 - My Hero
- #57 - Underdog
- #56 - Deep Cut
- #55 - Daughter
- #54 - Movin' Out
- #53 - Evil Woman
- #52 - Christian Woman
- #51 - Shout At The Devil
- #50 - Burn The Witch
- #49 - Unholy
- #48 - Dark Secrets
- #47 - Don’t Believe
- #46 - Five O’Clock In The Morning
- #45 - Back In Time
- #44 - Self Destruction
- Filler #04
- #43 - Trance Awake
- #42 - Dirty Frank
- #41 - Catch-22
- #40b - Rock Lobster pt.2
- #40a - Rock Lobster pt.1
- #39 - You Got Another Thing Comin'
- #38 - Devil In Disguise
- #37 - Beg
- #36 - She Hates Me
- #35 - H
- #34 - Unbelievable
- #33 - Go To Sleep
- #32 - Crawling in the dark
- #31 - You think I ain't worth a dollar but I feel like a millionaire
- #30 - Monster mash
- Filler #03
- Filler #02
- Filler #01
- #29 - Painted Smiling Faces
- #28 - Homage to Homestar
- #27 - Man In The Box
- #26 - Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These
- #25b - Got Me Wrong pt.2
- #25a - Got Me Wrong pt.1
- #24b - Nowhere to Run pt.2
- #24a - Nowhere to Run pt 1.
- #23 - Sucks
- #22b - Lucky pt.2
- #22a - Lucky pt.1
- #21 - No Excuses
- #20 - The Gambler
- #19 - Get The Fuck Out
- #18 - The Warmth
- #17b - Tequila Sundae... well almost pt.2
- #17a - Tequila Sundae... well almost pt.1
- #16b - Ramble On pt.2
- #16a - Ramble On pt.1
- #15 - Daydream Believer
- #14b - Get In The Ring pt.2
- #14a - Get In The Ring pt.1
- #13 - Home Sweet Home
- #12b - Can't Have You Blues pt.2
- #12a - Can't Have You Blues pt.1
- #11b - Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity pt. 2
- #11a - Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity pt. 1
- #10 - Heaven's A Lie
- #9 - What I See
- #8 - Dr. Feelgood
- #7b - Creep pt.2
- #7a - Creep pt.1
- #6 - I'm Broken
- #5 - The Bitch Is Back
- #4 - Gimme Three Steps
- #3 - All By Myself
- #2 - Not the one
- #1 - Beginning of What`s About to Happen
- Just a Test...
#519 - Break Up, Break In, Break Him (Part 4)
Rule_of_Three on Nov. 27, 2014
Part 4: Happy Thanksgiving to my US readers! Just a quick comment or two: Yes, he claimed psychic abilities, even when proven false (and it was a fish, not a cat, that “said goodbye” from “beyond the grave” to him); yes, he was a stoner; and yes, I did spray pepper spray onto an ex-boyfriend’s pillow (but not the same one as Richard was based on).
