450k - WHACK-A-NAD®

MacLPirata on Dec. 27, 2008

I can think of at least 3,000,000 women off the top of my head who would LOVE one of these things! Anyone want to invest in the design/fabrication? No? Drat.

And, no, I don't think I'm being unrealistic with that second panel (thanks for all the hate mail). It was actually based off of a picture of a REAL WOMAN whom I REALLY KNOW! Not some girly magazine or anything. That took me forEVER to draw, too! The second panel took appx. 4 hours ALONE to draw! INSANITY, YO! Oh, and, yes, I AM aware that I'm getting better at this. Thanks for noticing! I may have to change my tagline from “Great writer. Horrible artist.” to “Great writer. Crappy artist.” by the year's end.

So I was in an auto wreck last week, and that's why this one is a week late. I don't know if you noticed, but NONE of my comics were updated last week. You can read all about the accident on my website at the link on the bottom. Stupid hit & run. I'm fine, just VERY sore. No sense in taking meds, though. My body metabolizes pain killers almost INSTANTLY (a la Wolverine). The only ones strong enough to make any difference will KNOCK - ME - OUT. And then what good am I to the rest of the world?

I don't know why I haven't updated the link, but here it is… For UNIFEM's “Say NO to Violence Against Women” campaign:

There's a brief video there about the signature gathering.

It'd be awesome if you'd pass this around to your friends, family, and coworkers. The only way to raise awareness is information saturation. If anything, you pass on a good chuckle to someone who probably needs it. Consider it your good deed. FOR THE WEEK! I'm not greedy!

Lastly, go check out Rocket XL's “Devil May Cry 4” widget. Sure, the game's been out for a WHILE now, but it's still bad ass!

And if you need some sort of digital kickassery created for your company, you should contact them. They put the ROCK in… um… “This website ROCKS!”

See ya next week. Special edition, yo!