Ch 9, Page 49, Everything is Real

Speedball on Feb. 6, 2010

Shirtless Udo getting manacled by the cops makes him even more pathetic than usual. I hope, anyway; I was going for that whole “as seen on COPS” sense. And of course, I had to throw in Noreen again, the cop who just got a height boost and is too tall for her shirt, because…well, because.