Cheese Toasties!

Wild Horse on Oct. 23, 2011

I love cheese toasties but always hated the process that went with it until I discovered the wild secret way to cook them!
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Make sure you set your toaster high enough so that the cheese melts the first time it goes in. The first time I tried this technique it popped my bread out too soon and the cheese fell off and melted onto the insides of the toaster. And that sucks to try and clean off.
The soup kettle heating technique came to me from my Uncle Damian. Uncle Damian is a prolific inventor and student of life. He is also my brothers godfather and yet I have never seen him do a Godfather impression. That sort of restraint and maturity is not a characteristic shared by many. Uncle Damian is also famous for his high-brow jokes (too high-brow for this website), his love of making lists for just about anything (his top 5 nuts, his top 10 dinner guests, his top 3 biscuits), and his apparent need to spread rumours about Western Bulldogs ruckman Will Minson (did you know that Will Minson eats 2 bowls of Sugar Frosties before each game?).
I always thought the soup idea was a good one until I actually tried it. You know how if you drink juice out of a cup then fill the cup with water it tastes terrible? Well that times a million for the kettle. I think if you wanna pursue this method you really need a dedicated soup kettle. For me as a very occasional soup eater that seems a bit too intense.
In other news I managed to get the contact details of the man in charge of running the comics in the Adelaide Advertiser. I am dictating a letter to him as we speak. Standby for a copy of my correspondence.