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ParkerFarker at 7:14PM, May 12, 2009
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I just made a new account on DD after being offline for like a year or 2, and all the good comics I read have not updated since 07 or early 08. )= That frowny is showing how i'm sad. All my old friends… gone )=

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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ozoneocean at 9:23PM, May 12, 2009
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Your forum sig banner is way too big :(

Just a note about forum sig benner sizes:

The forum sig banner sizes for DD are either 250x100 pixels or 480x60 pixels, (and no larger than 70K), the dimensions of your current sig banner are in excess of both of these. Would you mind resizing it to fit into one of our recommended sizes please?
(that's the max size for a single banner or a number of banners combined)

More info can be found in the stickied Rules thread in our General Discussion forum here. ;)
 
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Ryan_Scott at 4:21AM, May 13, 2009
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Why not just say that his forum banner is too poorly executed…?
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ozoneocean at 4:27AM, May 13, 2009
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That would be mean of me :)
 
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CharleyHorse at 7:52AM, May 13, 2009
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Welcome back ParkerFarker. I messed up my sig banner size more than once as well. It happens. It seems to be one of those things where the instructions make perfect sense AFTER one has messed up . . . or so it went with me.

:spin:
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ParkerFarker at 1:09PM, May 13, 2009
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well thanks for making me feel terrible guys. I'm just fixing it now…

EDIT: you should have seen my one before this. it was a whopper.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 2:48PM, May 13, 2009
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Hi. Who Are You.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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ParkerFarker at 4:45PM, May 14, 2009
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Hi. Who Are You.

hi. I'm ParkerFarker, formely Jaffa. But I was less-cool then. Who Are You?

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Ryan_Scott at 6:34PM, May 14, 2009
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Formerly Jaffa? Does that means you used to me chocolate coated in orange flavoured candy?
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ParkerFarker at 7:28PM, May 14, 2009
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Formerly Jaffa? Does that means you used to me chocolate coated in orange flavoured candy?

why of course it does! did you think I was some kind of not-chocolatey-coated-in-orange-flavoured-candy Jaffa?

no but for real now, it was from a show I used to watch ages ago, Stargate SG-1, the bad dudes were called the Jaffa

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Ryan_Scott at 4:38AM, May 15, 2009
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Oh really? Interesting. Where I live a Jaffa is a kind of candy (as I mentioned before)… or anything chocolate orange flavoured is often called Jaffa.

Or alternatively anybody residing in Auckland (our largest city) is often called a Jafa or Just Another Fucking Aucklander
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ParkerFarker at 5:38AM, May 15, 2009
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hahahaa. Yeah in Australia we have Jaffas but I'm not sure they're the same as what you're talking about. Ours are like a chocolate ball with red coating. And I guess that means you're a Kiwi, right?

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Ryan_Scott at 4:26PM, May 15, 2009
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Yeah I'm a Kiwi
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ParkerFarker at 4:36PM, May 15, 2009
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That's cool. Flight of the Conchords are Kiwis and they're really cool.

Oh yeah and PLEASE don't go to my previous account, I just read one of the comics I had on it again and it was SSSOOOOOOO bad.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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parkbenchbook at 8:52AM, May 16, 2009
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ParkerFarker
That's cool. Flight of the Conchords are Kiwis and they're really cool.

Oh yeah and PLEASE don't go to my previous account, I just read one of the comics I had on it again and it was SSSOOOOOOO bad.

I will now be going to your previous account. >:)
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ParkerFarker at 11:35AM, May 16, 2009
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NNOOOOOOOOOO!!! I can't believe how retarded it was! That I would actually feel good about putting that up on here! (I'm talking about my worst one, with the squirrels, my other ones aren't incredibly bad, but pretty shallow plot-wise)

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 2:23PM, May 18, 2009
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Hi. Who Are You.

hi. I'm ParkerFarker, formely Jaffa. But I was less-cool then. Who Are You?
I am what shall destroy this world in about 10 years time. Because of humanity's need for coal and crude oil, they have doomed this earth forevermore, and I shall be all that remains. Nice to meet you.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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alexcat321 at 3:45PM, May 18, 2009
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Hey, what's up! I hope you enjoy your stay as much as I've been!

John Jr.

here's my deviant art: http://alexcat321.deviantart.com/ add me!

ART AND STORY BY JOHNATHAN HUDSON JR!!!
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ParkerFarker at 5:51PM, May 27, 2009
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ParkerFarker
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Hi. Who Are You.

hi. I'm ParkerFarker, formely Jaffa. But I was less-cool then. Who Are You?
I am what shall destroy this world in about 10 years time. Because of humanity's need for coal and crude oil, they have doomed this earth forevermore, and I shall be all that remains. Nice to meet you.

10 years ay?

I personally have my bets on everyone becoming zombies before then so you should act now. Zombification.
I, of course, will not be zombified because I have the necessary resources to survive.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Dark Clown at 8:31AM, June 3, 2009
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And Welcome to you, Would you like a Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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