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125 Things Never to Say During Sex
lastcall at 2:43PM, Aug. 10, 2008
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1. Is it in?

Holy crap, my husband says that all the TIME! lol! Wait, wait: he also says:

166.) Where is it?

….Although, I'm no better…. I say:

167.) PULL IT OUT! IT BUUURNS!!! lol!
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bravo1102 at 11:13AM, Aug. 11, 2008
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169. Who's shining that flashlight in my face?

Usually followed by:

170. Good evening officer.

Often leading to:

171. Start the car NOW!

172. You call that foreplay?
173. Foreplay is more than a kiss and squeezing my tits hot shot!
174. Recitation of lyrics from Meatloaf's Paradise by the Dashboard Light
175. The Star Trek theme.
176. “To boldly go where no man has gone before…”
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Croi Dhubh at 9:11PM, Aug. 11, 2008
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177. That's going to cost extra

178. On MySpace you said I'd be enjoying this…

179. You were cuter on MySpace!

180. I'm going to use you like a wheelbarrow!

181. Hold on…I need a sandwich…

182. It's a race to the finish, and I'm going to win!
Liberate Tutemae Ex Inferis
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diana_m at 9:24AM, Aug. 17, 2008
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182)We have to do this quick,my parents are going to be home soon.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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bravo1102 at 9:44AM, Aug. 17, 2008
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183. Sure your brother/sister/roommate etc. doesn't mind us using his bed?
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Stain at 3:44AM, Aug. 21, 2008
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184. Hey, you sound just like my brother when you moan!
185. Whoops, I think I farted.
186. Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down…
187. I think it's stuck in there… I'll go get some pliers.
188. You wear that to hide your tracheostomy?… All the better!
189. Hey, I've gotta use the restroom. Mind if Gilberto takes over while I'm gone.
190. Hey, mind if I practice Aikido on you?
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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spiritmonkey at 11:49AM, Aug. 21, 2008
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191. But I thought this was your house!
Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
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Product Placement at 2:42PM, Aug. 21, 2008
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92. Does your family have to watch?

192. Now be nice. They're your family as well.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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diana_m at 6:14PM, Aug. 21, 2008
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LMAOLOLROFLLMAOROFL.
Now that I got it outta my system.

192)SCORE!
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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ifelldownthestairs at 1:01AM, Aug. 23, 2008
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193. “i wanna beee the veerrry best…. that NOOBOOOODY EEVERRR WAAASS, POKEMON!!!! GOTTA CATCH EEMM AAAAALLLLLL”
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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KomradeDave at 1:43AM, Aug. 23, 2008
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GOTTA CATCH EEMM AAAAALLLLLL"
193 A- IN YOUR HAIR!
Handshakes and mustaches are the only ways to know how much you can truly trust a man.
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Mutation at 5:12PM, Aug. 24, 2008
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194: Ew god, next time don't use butter.
195: Thanks but my birthday is next week.
196: This is so much better then a shoe.

KALA-Dan! Reverse Trap!
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Stain at 5:40AM, Aug. 25, 2008
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197. Stop for a moment, I'm going into labor!
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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AQua_ng at 2:35PM, Aug. 25, 2008
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198-300: (Someone else's name)

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Sea_Cow at 10:29PM, Aug. 25, 2008
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301-“Oops! Broke the condom!”
302-“Check out what I can do with this razor!”
I am so happy to finally be back home
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diana_m at 8:33AM, Aug. 26, 2008
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301-“Oops! Broke the condom!”
302-“Check out what I can do with this razor!”

Ouch.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Product Placement at 11:03AM, Aug. 28, 2008
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303. Say! Who put that there?
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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cool guy at 1:52PM, Aug. 28, 2008
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304.I HAVE AN IRON MAN PENIS! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
305.OMG,I think I shit my Pants!
306.I GOT A BONER! ! !I GOT A BONER! ! !I GOT A BONER! ! !
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Sea_Cow at 1:24PM, Aug. 29, 2008
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307- I didn't know chicks had those!
I am so happy to finally be back home
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cool guy at 4:46AM, Aug. 30, 2008
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308- B-o-o-b-i-e-s let's all sing the boobie song! ! ! ! !
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Sea_Cow at 2:50PM, Aug. 31, 2008
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309 - Okay, this is getting better now that I don't need to piss anymore!
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Kiruru at 6:45PM, Sept. 7, 2008
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I think I got one and its kinda lame


310: During the climax and one movie later

The Girl: Oh God this is it!
The Guy: NO! THIS IS SPARTTTTTTTAAAA!!
You say tomato, I say stfu no one says that!
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Sea_Cow at 2:13PM, Sept. 9, 2008
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311: "That's what she said!"
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Kiruru at 2:39PM, Sept. 9, 2008
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another stupid one

312: (said by the girl)

Damn it! man up and get back in there!
You say tomato, I say stfu no one says that!
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Bittenbymonk at 2:23PM, Sept. 10, 2008
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313: DAD?!
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Willicus at 9:03AM, Sept. 13, 2008
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314: I think I just penetrated a roll of fat…
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Bittenbymonk at 10:11AM, Sept. 13, 2008
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315: We need to talk
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Willicus at 10:34AM, Sept. 13, 2008
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316: I can't see the road.
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cool guy at 6:20PM, Sept. 14, 2008
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317:AND THE CROWD GOSE WILD!!!!!

318:Sorry I sneezed in your vagina.


319:DAMN!!!You have Carpet Pits!!!
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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diana_m at 8:06AM, Oct. 5, 2008
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320.I think I lost my ring in there.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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