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30 things you learn from pron (warning: NSFW)
Aurora Moon at 9:19AM, July 21, 2008
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http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=83915&Disp=All

It's basically an humorous list about the things you “learn” from porn… but it's certainly not safe for work. There's no images, but there's talk of sexual stuff.
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Skullbie at 11:07PM, July 22, 2008
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I lol'd, but what creeped me out is in the comments people are trying to justify some of them as true lol!

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1. Women wear high heels to bed.

Sometimes, yes they do.

2. Men are never impotent.

Not if they're healthy.

I once had the opposite problem from some medication; I couldn't cum. Now that is torture.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

The ultimate symbol of acceptance is a swallow and a purr.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

Are you saying Henry Kissinger was lying?

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

You might be surprised.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

It makes her feel like a woman.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

No, but the better ones are, IMO.
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Custard Trout at 6:17AM, July 23, 2008
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Do anyone else find it funny how seriously people take things that are obviously supposed to be humorous? The best ones are the smug idiots hooting ‘hur hur u dont no shit abot wimins’.
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Aurora Moon at 1:39PM, July 24, 2008
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Yeah, I know. It's obviously so silly… But of course I suppose there's bound to be idiots who just don't know the meaning of satire.

Still, it just means more things for us to laugh at. ;)
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Kohdok at 12:33AM, July 27, 2008
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Hee hee hee! Those are pretty good. The responses seemed just as tongue-in-cheek as the list itself, which makes this even better!
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