Meet, Greet, Show and Tell

Alo alo, monsieur l'ordinateur.
lepamplemousse at 3:05PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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Don't mind the title to this topic. It's a French song with a really creepy-lookin' video that we watched in my French class at school.

Anyway, hello!
I'm Norah and I am new to this website. I started reading a few comics on here and then I wanted to comment on one, so I joined the site. And then I thought about my stick figure junk that I draw all over everything that I own (ok, mostly paper things) and I figured maybe I'd start a comic of some of that. I have yet to actually post anything on the comic, but I do have a title and tons of material to upload. So yes. (BTW, all I can draw is stick figures, so don't expect more than that…)

Umm umm umm I don't really know what to write here. I'm a girl? If that is not obvious by my name. Some names have gender ambiguity, but I don't consider mine to be one of them. I am 15 years old and I like quite a few comics. I'm a junior in high school. I'm trying to get my boyfriend to start up a comic because he always says he wants to and yet he's too much of a bum to actually get it going. Eventually he will, I think.

Do you want to know anything else? Did you want to know any of this in the first place? Hm. Tell me, I guess!
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 3:49PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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What?…you expect me to quote the whole thing when you just read it? What's the matter with you people?
Norah, I can't tell you how much I enjoyed that post and I'm sure my friends will enjoy it every bit as much as I did. It's my favourite introduction since I started haunting this forum and if your comic is anywhere near as amusing/entertaining, I won't care how sticky your stick figures are. In case I haven't made myself clear, I thought that was a great intro post.
Now I'm off to you tube for some creepy French video. I'm so glad you could join us.

Edit: you're not another 54 year old truck driver from Weston Supermare are you?
Er……..boo!
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lepamplemousse at 3:57PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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I can't figure out whether to take that as truth or sarcasm. I'm leaning toward the latter. Eh, anyway thanks for the welcome, I guess.

I am definitely not 54, a truck driver (or any type of driver, without my parents, ha), or from… wherever that is. (And I can spell definitely correctly, if that makes anyone else as happy as it makes me!)
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 4:14PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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Weston Supermare is in England and so am I, which is why everything I say sounds like sarcasm, but my positive comments are in fact serious, which you would realise if you trawled through the last couple of months welcome posts, but I seriously wouldn't recommend it!

I simply meant that you were able to articulate your thoughts in a coherent and engaging fashion and spelling definitely is definately a bonus, but I'm still listening out for engine noise! ;)
Er……..boo!
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lepamplemousse at 4:26PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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Ah, well then I'm sorry I doubted and thank you muchly. I try to make sense when I write things. When I draw stick figure comics, though, that completely goes out the window.

Do you know why that one overall intro topic is locked? I wanted to post there instead but obviously that can't be done.
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 4:42PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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Ah yes, it was only ever meant to be an instruction, but then for some reason people felt the need to post their intros there, as you obviously did (must be like that feeling of being so afraid of heights that you want to throw yourself off) so it was quickly locked.

You could always try the other one - reasons for joining DD - if you're just too hooked on this sub-forum to leave. Some of us can never leave.
Er……..boo!
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Mushroomcomix at 6:49PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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Welcome welcome welcome! lepamplemousse, I can't wait to see your stick figure comic, some of them are so damn amusing! I hope you enjoy your time here and stay away from the Food and Beverages offered here or you will be stuck in this sub-forum for ever!
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Custard Trout at 6:54PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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I agree with Ironscarfs Ghost, best first post ever. I can't even find something to be a dick about, which makes me sad. Which I just realised I can be a dick about. It is perfect! The creepy video helped, although I didn't think it was that creepy, unless it was the wrong one. This is a good one too.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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lepamplemousse at 8:25AM, Nov. 29, 2008
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Thanks for the warm welcome! I'm glad not to have annoyed anyone thus far. :)

Custard (or do you go by Trout? or do you not separate them?)- Wow, that video was… um… wow. I guess it had a happy ending? I liked the song even though I didn't really understand it (I'm only in year 2 French). Also, the creepy video (or at least creepy in my opinion) is the one with the blond lady with the really long nose whose heart is off running around. It's not entirely creepy, but somewhat.

Mushroom- Thank you for the advice. I'll be sure to be careful! And I will try to be funny in the comic. We shall see how that goes.
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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Aghammer at 11:20AM, Nov. 29, 2008
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Welcome to the duck… I look forward to checking out your work.
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The Real Macabre at 12:17PM, Nov. 29, 2008
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Bienvenue!
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lepamplemousse at 2:21PM, Nov. 29, 2008
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Aghammer- Thank you!
The Real Macabre- Merci!
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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amanda at 6:34PM, Nov. 29, 2008
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Hi, Norah, welcome to the fun! Don't mind Scarfie - he's been destitute since his favorite 54 year old trucker left him in a cloud of dust in some rural town along the highway. We brought him in to the Duck, nursed him back to health, fed him walnuts… Sometimes he has these lapses, you see… But really - we love him dearly.
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Dark Clown at 11:06PM, Nov. 29, 2008
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Welcome, would you like a Cold hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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lepamplemousse at 6:25PM, Nov. 30, 2008
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Thanks Amanda and Dark Clown.

No, Dark Clown, I would not like a cola because I have been advised not to take food or beverages from anyone here. Thank you, though.

Do coffee beans count for a beverage? If not, I will SO accept those.
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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Dark Clown at 8:26PM, Nov. 30, 2008
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Thanks Amanda and Dark Clown.

No, Dark Clown, I would not like a cola because I have been advised not to take food or beverages from anyone here. Thank you, though.

Do coffee beans count for a beverage? If not, I will SO accept those.
Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola!
you would hold yourself from a new experience based on the nay saying of others??
to think if the world would do the same. it would indeed be a harsh and bland world. to this We say No!!
Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola!
Partake of the Cold Hot Cola. and enjoy its refreshing goodness.
We hope you will allways try new things.
Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola!
and again Welcome

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 3:37AM, Dec. 1, 2008
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It actually doesn't taste that bad, if you don't mind the being dead thing…
Er……..boo!
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ozoneocean at 7:09AM, Dec. 1, 2008
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Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola!
I hear he pees in it… -_-
 
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Mushroomcomix at 10:06AM, Dec. 1, 2008
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Dark Clown
Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola!
I hear he pees in it… -_-

and that's the best part…it gets worse from there…
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lepamplemousse at 3:57PM, Dec. 1, 2008
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Dark Clown
Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola!
I hear he pees in it… -_-

and that's the best part…it gets worse from there…

Oh my. I'm not sure what to think of all of this.
I think I will for now at least stick to not taking food and beverages but I think I will let people earn my trust and then I will take their goods.

How, you ask?
I like free things. As long as they aren't gross. Gross things are… well… gross.
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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Custard Trout at 6:56PM, Dec. 1, 2008
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Sooo. . . would you like some of my custard?

Hint: It isn't food.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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lepamplemousse at 7:20PM, Dec. 1, 2008
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Custard Trout
Sooo. . . would you like some of my custard?

Hint: It isn't food.


No no no.
Are you assuming I have learned NOTHING in my…5 days here?

…unless, by “custard” you mean “1 million dollars.”
in that case, I will totally partake in some of that custard.
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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ozoneocean at 11:10PM, Dec. 1, 2008
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-…unless, by “custard” you mean “1 million dollars.”
in that case, I will totally partake in some of that custard.
…I think it comes from the same family as the cold hot cola.
 
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Dark Clown at 11:34AM, Dec. 2, 2008
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Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola!
The Cold Hot Cola is good. Do not let their tricks fool you
Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola!
Try it you my just like it
Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola! Drink The Cold Hot Cola!

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 12:40PM, Dec. 2, 2008
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To be honest I wouldn't have known you were a girl from your name. I know literally no french other than ‘I don’t speak french' :P

Poor excuse for a Canadian I am. Oh well. Never liked Quebecers anyhow.

Oh and ohio waga tame fujoshi.

Foreign languages gallore :D

Edit: What, I can't speak Russian here? Fine Yapanese.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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lepamplemousse at 8:35PM, Dec. 2, 2008
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To be honest I wouldn't have known you were a girl from your name. I know literally no french other than ‘I don’t speak french' :P

Heh, I meant my actual name, which is Norah. Fairly girly, no?


Dark Clown
The Cold Hot Cola is good. Do not let their tricks fool you

Try it you my just like it
I love the subliminal messaging there. What is a Cold Hot Cola, anyway? I might try it if I knew what it was.

EDIT:
Jeez, now I realize that there is subliminal messaging everywhere within this thread.
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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Custard Trout at 8:38PM, Dec. 2, 2008
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The cola is made of wee wee and pure malevolence.

Don't drink it.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Aghammer at 7:01AM, Dec. 3, 2008
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Norah, very good… there is a lot of subcurrents within the crazy welcoming committee conversation… we are deep and powerful (at least Scarf is…). Puff (the magic dragon) and Trout (think week old dead fish smell) fulfill our government requirements to have a certain percentage of grumpy people. Although I agree with Trout on this… don't drink it unless you want to be a lovely green color.
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 11:02AM, Dec. 3, 2008
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Puff_Of_Smoke
To be honest I wouldn't have known you were a girl from your name. I know literally no french other than ‘I don’t speak french' :P

Heh, I meant my actual name, which is Norah. Fairly girly, no?

You pass.
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I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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lepamplemousse at 1:56PM, Dec. 3, 2008
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I would not like to be green. Happened once before and was not pleasant in the least. Also, people look at you funny. However, Pure Malevolence sounds interesting…


I'm glad to have passed. I would ask for a cookie but I'm not sure it would be safe.
I don't know what to write here.
Someone come up with a siggy for me. I will pay you in… um… interweb cool points? I don't know.
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