http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/ignorememe/index.html

Ladies and gentlemen, particularly ladies *raises eyebrows up and down*, you may have recently seen a position started by one “Me-me” asking for me to be de-opped. Let me ask you this, what do you know about this me-me character? How about the following:

1. Did you know that he managed to antagonize more people in the DD chatroom in the short span he was there than I have ever managed to?

2. Did you know that he was the first person to be permabanned from the channel due to this very behaviour?

3. Did you know that the boiling point of Mercury is over 625 Kelvin?

4. Did you know that many of the signatures on the other position have been put there by people who were banned by me with permission from the channel founder?

5. Did you know that in Simcity 2000, if you have Launch Arcologies at the right date, they will actually launch into space one at a time, drastically reducing your population and industries, leading to a vast economic recession?

6. Did you know we actually permabanned Auroramoon's boyfriend due to the fact that he was so insufferably annoying that nobody in the channel could stand him?

7. Did you know that this is why so many people get kicked? The rules for the channel are carefully explained. People like me-me, crocty and others (specifically from Top Drawer) violated them on an hourly basis. THIS is why they were kicked/banned.

For all these reasons and a fried chicken, we should ignore me-me's petition.

edit: it seems there was a problem with the link, blame how DD inserts URLs.

+1

For lack of better words,

Atom Apple
+1

Have I mentioned lately, my dear anonymousposterchild, that I heart you. I cannot give you as many hearts as I want to, however, as there are just not enough hearts in the world.

What I'm trying to say is, would you like to be my Valentine?

lefarce
Have I mentioned lately, my dear anonymousposterchild, that I heart you. I cannot give you as many hearts as I want to, however, as there are just not enough hearts in the world.

What I'm trying to say is, would you like to be my Valentine?

*sniff*

I thought… I though you'd never ask! OF COURSE I WILL.

anonymousposterchild
*sniff*

I thought… I though you'd never ask! OF COURSE I WILL.

Then it is confirmed, here and now, forever and ever until the end of time.

Y-you're both cheating on me? :(

You had your chance.

Was it because of our anniversary? I swear I made those reservations! They canceled on me!

And I am canceling you.

Guys, guys…

Take it to #drunkduck. There's more than enough of me to go around.

OP WATCH 2008 UPDATE

The following is a word for word log of an investigative look into Me-me's new channel, #caao:

Coalition Against Asshole Ops (CAAO) - Founder and CEO Me-me, all other positions to be appointed.

Conversation with #caao at 2/17/2008 5:51:17 AM on TheDoctor@irc.sorcery.net (irc)
(5:51:17 AM) #CAAO: The topic for #CAAO is: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/drunkduckchatop/index.html Our first assignment!
(5:51:17 AM) #CAAO: mode (+b TheDoctor!*@*) by ChanServ
(5:51:17 AM) #CAAO: You have been kicked by ChanServ: (You have been permanently banned from this channel.)

Of course, our ever vigilant reported was not phased by this!

Conversation with #caao at 2/17/2008 5:51:42 AM on TheDoctor@irc.sorcery.net (irc)
(5:51:42 AM) #CAAO: The topic for #CAAO is: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/drunkduckchatop/index.html Our first assignment!
(5:51:42 AM) ChanServ: Coalition Against Asshole Ops (CAAO) - Founder and CEO Me-me, all other positions to be appointed.
(5:51:48 AM) Me-me: hehehe
(5:51:56 AM) Me-me: anything specific you wanted to say?
(5:51:59 AM) TheMaster: Yeah
(5:52:00 AM) TheMaster: nice ass
(5:52:12 AM) Me-me: damn, I mustn't of got the /kickban alias working yet
(5:52:26 AM) Me-me: ah well
(5:52:29 AM) #CAAO: mode (+o Me-me) by ChanServ
(5:52:30 AM) #CAAO: mode (+b *!*@5dea0d39.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk) by Me-me
(5:52:30 AM) #CAAO: You have been kicked by Me-me: (TheMaster)

Concerned citizen, or hypocritical abusive op? YOU, THE VEIWER MUST DECIDE!

I'm very confused. Did all of these “virtual incidents” happen in the #chat channel, or whatever it is? Do I even want to know? …How are people getting their feelings hurt by people they don't even know, miles apart from each other, on a chat channel or forum? Did some DD people meet somewhere and have a fist fight or something? In which case, then I could understand why people are upset. If not, the whole thing makes no sense….. /cry

I'm glad I don't do the chat thing; sounds like too much drama happens in there.

(9:42:40 PM) poinko: 625 kelvin?
(9:42:45 PM) poinko: seriously?
(9:42:47 PM) TheDoctor: yeah
(9:42:49 PM) T_K: man aurora's boyfriend IS freaking annoying
(9:42:51 PM) TheDoctor: 629.88

(9:59:50 PM) Paul: all the people that are saying you didnt make it a nice experience are people we couldve done without in the first place

(2:11:46 AM) TheDoctor: you just want to inject saline into godzilla's scrote, don't you?
(2:12:07 AM) McLwll|brb: I won't be the first one.

(7:30:22 AM) killersteak: im curious who aurora thinks banned her

(7:32:45 AM) poinko: what happened steak, you were like, the only person who ever said ‘hey guys, lay off her, she’s a good kid' other than randal
(7:32:53 AM) poinko: now you can't stand her any more than we do
(7:33:03 AM) killersteak: i got sick of her whining

(7:37:49 AM) TheDoctor: protip
(7:38:26 AM) TheDoctor: my petition has signatures from people who actually visit the chat

lastcall
I'm very confused. Did all of these “virtual incidents” happen in the #chat channel, or whatever it is? Do I even want to know? …How are people getting their feelings hurt by people they don't even know, miles apart from each other, on a chat channel or forum? Did some DD people meet somewhere and have a fist fight or something? In which case, then I could understand why people are upset. If not, the whole thing makes no sense….. /cry

I'm glad I don't do the chat thing; sounds like too much drama happens in there.

If you act like your IQ is higher than the weight of 10 gallons of water in US pounds, you're safe.

Also, emphasis mine.

Aurora Moon
In fact on this petition there's witnesses who can confirm that you have mostly used your op powers for your own malicious amusement more than you have used it for good. OZONEOCEAN said that… and he's known as one of the most fun, lucky-go-around mods on this site! (anybody can see that on the petition if they look).

-_-
I don't really want to used as too much of an example or authority there…

All I know personally, ALL I know is that in chat there is you have more chance of a random booting from APC than the other.
Other than that, some people will seem to be booted just because.

I don't want to take sides and get too much into it more than that, I was asked for my opinion and I gave it.

ozoneocean

Aurora Moon
In fact on this petition there's witnesses who can confirm that you have mostly used your op powers for your own malicious amusement more than you have used it for good. OZONEOCEAN said that… and he's known as one of the most fun, lucky-go-around mods on this site! (anybody can see that on the petition if they look).

-_-
I don't really want to used as too much of an example or authority there…

All I know personally, ALL I know is that in chat there is you have more chance of a random booting from APC than the other.
Other than that, some people will seem to be booted just because.

I don't want to take sides and get too much into it more than that, I was asked for my opinion and I gave it.

I'm sorry… That's just I wanted to use somebody who everyone was familar with as an example. One that everyone can be sure is the least likely person to be banned for breaking a rule.

I hope you didn't take offense.

lastcall
I'm very confused. Did all of these “virtual incidents” happen in the #chat channel, or whatever it is? Do I even want to know? …How are people getting their feelings hurt by people they don't even know, miles apart from each other, on a chat channel or forum? Did some DD people meet somewhere and have a fist fight or something? In which case, then I could understand why people are upset. If not, the whole thing makes no sense….. /cry

I'm glad I don't do the chat thing; sounds like too much drama happens in there.

It's not really as drastic as a lot of people are making it out to be. 23 hours out of any given day is 100% certified drama-free and isn't anything more than a bunch of people hanging out, joking around, talking about comics and whatnot. Occasionally someone will get over the line or what have you and get booted for it. And yeah, usually it's APC who does the booting.

Sometimes yeah, it's a bit much, but it's not like you can't come right back in when it happens. Pretty much everyone who's been banned from the channel (as of this writing) has deserved it and it wasn't all by just APC's hand either.

If you would have asked me about this 2 years ago when he was helping run #nightgig, I woulda agreed with you big-time. But in the big scheme of things, is it really all that important if you get knocked out of a channel for saying something stupid? Nah, not really. The problem is people are just too far wound up about this chat, and you'll find a lot of people who are wound up about it were people who were banned for breaking the rules.

If you visit the chat, you'll see we're a good bunch of people who're easy to get along with. A little rough around the edges sure, but who among us isn't?

poinko

lastcall
I'm very confused. Did all of these “virtual incidents” happen in the #chat channel, or whatever it is? Do I even want to know? …How are people getting their feelings hurt by people they don't even know, miles apart from each other, on a chat channel or forum? Did some DD people meet somewhere and have a fist fight or something? In which case, then I could understand why people are upset. If not, the whole thing makes no sense….. /cry

I'm glad I don't do the chat thing; sounds like too much drama happens in there.

It's not really as drastic as a lot of people are making it out to be. 23 hours out of any given day is 100% certified drama-free and isn't anything more than a bunch of people hanging out, joking around, talking about comics and whatnot. Occasionally someone will get over the line or what have you and get booted for it. And yeah, usually it's APC who does the booting.

Sometimes yeah, it's a bit much, but it's not like you can't come right back in when it happens. Pretty much everyone who's been banned from the channel (as of this writing) has deserved it and it wasn't all by just APC's hand either.

If you would have asked me about this 2 years ago when he was helping run #nightgig, I woulda agreed with you big-time. But in the big scheme of things, is it really all that important if you get knocked out of a channel for saying something stupid? Nah, not really. The problem is people are just too far wound up about this chat, and you'll find a lot of people who are wound up about it were people who were banned for breaking the rules.

If you visit the chat, you'll see we're a good bunch of people who're easy to get along with. A little rough around the edges sure, but who among us isn't?

Your mom. She has soft and curvy bits.

anonymousposterchild
Your mom. She has soft and curvy bits.

Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case.

poinko

anonymousposterchild
Your mom. She has soft and curvy bits.

Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case.

Save it for the “poinkos mom” thread ;)

Also AM
1. You're way too whiny
2. When you do log in on DD you either rock up assuming we're all going to be your personal entertainers while you can't sleep or you spout off mind numbing gibberish until the room ignores you or someone who speaks as much crap joins in and it becomes a “dueling banjos” of gibberish
3. If I had less tolerance for stupidity like Jebus I'd have kicked you a fair bit too, just cos you can type what's running through your mind doesn't mean you always should

For the other people whining about unfair ops like jebus chances are you were a pain in the ass and had some of the kicks coming to you and the most jebus can do is temporarily kickban you so suck it up, cool down and come back later. If you take the room too seriously you should prolly look for another chat.

Ok, whatever. Save it for the original thread now, it's being amazingly tolerant to have one of these let alone two, keep it in the first one now.