Yeah there's this girl. I like her, I think she likes me. My friends are too immature to talk to this about so I ask you the internet. How should I do it? This is probably a very typical thread.

Take it slow.

Start by establishing eye contact or smiling or saying hi to her everytime you see her. Then move along doing your business like nothing happened.

Then gauge her reaction.

If she's giving you the silent treatment or constantly ignoring you, move on and find someone else.

If she's receptive, proceed to the next phase which is doing fluff talk about say… sports or the weather or fashion or something. Then carry the ball from there.

But always always always remember the following things:
- keep eye contact

- make your tone of voice a bit lower than normal and talk slowly.

- When an awkward situation comes along, just don't show that you're feeling any awkwardness or nervousness. Treat it like its no big deal.

- Women, by nature are attracted to the strong male. Whether you're a good man or a bad man… or good looking or ugly… or a successful or a bum… that is all irrelevant. What is important is her perception of the strength of a potential mate. Walking with a straight body and talking on a low tone of voice are simple signals that women interpret as a sign of strength.

- Pay attention and observe the alpha male stereotype in movies/anime/tv/real life/etc. Examples are James Bond, Uchiha Sasuke, Superman, etc.

- If any resistance or rejection on her part happens at any time, be prepared to drop her. The alpha male does not bow before woman. The alpha male does not need woman to make his existence worthwile. Remember that.

And good luck.

tell her to read your comic book online.

if she does not like it give her a hadouken in the gut.

there!

irMax has spoken!

and even the debate/discussion isn't safe from jokes.

No she actually is into comics. Thanks Kyupol

Never said I was a guy. (I am…bad pun there)

This is NOT a debate discussion man.
This sort of thing is better for General, ok?

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Tell her how great you think her boobs look and wink at her a lot.
Also, spy on her when you think she's not looking.

Oooo, and I know: pretend to fall on the floor in front of her so you can get a look at her underpants.

Ladies man ;)

dammmmm i realy wanted to debate it.

maybe if you fall out of a tree in front of her dads car she will fall in love with you

“Hey, would you be interested in going out sometime?”

Straight and to the point, in person. Smile a little, it doesn't hurt. Confidence is the most important thing. THE. MOST. Obviously, find a good time to ask when she's alone. Try it when things calm down and she's not distracted. Make sure you're clean and smell good. Don't try to overload yourself with pretentious strategizing or pretending to be someone else, but it's not necessarily a bad thing to have a loose idea on what day you'd be available and where you'd like to take her, should you be successful.

And lastly, don't bother with pick up lines out there.

Good luck.

You can't go wrong with the chloroform and handcuffs method.

ksteak
You can't go wrong with the chloroform and handcuffs method.

yes, they fall for me whenever I use that method. ah puns, how I love them

kyupol
If any resistance or rejection on her part happens at any time, be prepared to drop her. The alpha male does not bow before woman. The alpha male does not need woman to make his existence worthwile. Remember that.

Because she's obviously a lesbian anyway…

AmIright? :)

Okay. Here's my little piece of advice…

Gather your courage, go to her and JUST ASK HER! Problems with rejection? Don't even think about that when asking her out as it will just hold you back.

Ask people on the internet because the majority of people here are incredibly popular with women.

BffSatan
Ask people on the internet because the majority of people here are incredibly popular with women.

Insult the majority of people here because …?

ozoneocean

BffSatan
Ask people on the internet because the majority of people here are incredibly popular with women.

Insult the majority of people here because …?

That wasn't really aimed at the people on drunk duck, or really meant as an insult to anyone in particular. That was just me being a cynical douche.

No harm done :)

Do it German style, quick and efficient and with confidence.

I like you, do you want to go out with me, ja?

The ja isn't necessary.

AQua_ng
Do it German style, quick and efficient and with confidence.

Ich liebe dich, wollen Sie mit mich verabreden, ja?

The ja isn't necessary.

fixed… and yes, the ‘ja’ is totally necessary…

Make sure you are at your best when you ask her out. When you gather your courage, just pull yourself together and do it. It's very possible that if she likes you as well; she has been trying to figure out how to do the same thing.

Don't pretend to be someone or something you're not. You won't be able to keep up the act forever and why would you want to? The normal solution is to be confident in yourself; and hope she accepts you as you are.

You could even start small and just ask to to join you for a coffee at a cafe. Whatever you are comfortable with.

On kyupol's note - I have never, ever, looked for a guy that acted like James Bond or Superman. :P

Advice - Act cool and yourself basically, don't lie about aspects of your life because it always gets turned around on you

Thought it was more of a discussion…

I'm that kid who's always shy, small, and smart so yeah, I don't got the balls (ha-ha, funny joke) to straight up ask her.

German joke was funny. Same with the kidnap one. |:)

This probably makes you all look down in pity at me, right? Sigh, do need the advice, though and appreciating it all. :)

I Am The 1337 Master
I'm that kid who's always shy, small, and smart so yeah, I don't got the balls (ha-ha, funny joke) to straight up ask her.

Are you secretly me?
I had the exact same problem a couple months ago, now the girl is dating someone else without me ever having asked her out…so all I can say is don't wait too long just because you can't figure out what to say.

I'm that kid who's always shy, small, and smart so yeah, I don't got the balls (ha-ha, funny joke) to straight up ask her.

I thought you're the 1337 Master?!?

Why u T3h Ub3r n00b in dating womenz? lol!

There's nothing to be ashamed of when approaching a woman.

I'm telling you. Alot of them have low self-esteem even if they can easily pass off as a supermodel. Even if 10 different guys jackoff over them. They have low self esteem because their brains have most likely been poisoned by Madison Avenue BS that makes them feel ugly if they don't look like Angelina Jolie. Why do you think women spend money on making themselves look pretty if they are so perfect?

They are NOT goddesses who piss gold and never fart. They are but mere mortals.

What's all the fuss about?

Try striking up a few conversations first. Not only can that help to establish a bit of a relationship before anything becomes “official”, but it gives you a chance to get to know each other a little better.

If that doesn't work, get her a human heart. Not only will it show how far you're willing to go for her, but if it's raw and dripping it'll show that you're more than capable of defending her.

The Gravekeeper
If that doesn't work, get her a human heart. Not only will it show how far you're willing to go for her, but if it's raw and dripping it'll show that you're more than capable of defending her.

Gah! I'm trying to eat here! Go back to talking about them farting and pissing.

I Am The 1337 Master
I think she likes me.

Well you could be right there, or you could be wrong - there's only one way to find out: remember, a girl is a person just like you, except that she's anatomically different (take my word for it) and whatever you think she might think do or say, you're wrong and it's no use thinking you can second guess her by assuming she'll be thinking, doing or saying the opposite of you, because she'll double second guess you in ways you could never triple second guess.
Actually, a girl is a person nothing like you.

If I cast my mind back to the dawn of civilisation I remember this situation too. I liked her and I thought she liked me, so I asked her if she's like to go somewhere sometime (don't scare her off with confessions of undying love) and she said NO.
That was slightly embarassing and there were awkward moments and giggles from her friends etc., but suddenly, girls I never spoke to before were looking at me in a new and interesting way! I have no idea why this happens of course but it's worth bearing in mind: a few days of embarassment could be your ticket to Babesville! (that's not a real place BTW).

kyupol
I'm telling you. Alot of them have low self-esteem even if they can easily pass off as a supermodel. Even if 10 different guys jackoff over them.

i saw that on the inter-net once !


Leet - best advice i can give you is this:
the worst regrets are for the things you dont do
nothing ventured - nothing gained.

at leats that wut i tell myself

kyupol

I'm that kid who's always shy, small, and smart so yeah, I don't got the balls (ha-ha, funny joke) to straight up ask her.

I thought you're the 1337 Master?!?

Why u T3h Ub3r n00b in dating womenz? lol!

That was so cute ;-;

kyupol
Even if 10 different guys jackoff over them.

a bukkake model? Jebus man, you're really hardcore… o_O

She'd start to pong a bit after a while though. >_+

Yeah. We all wear a mask on the internet. Some exceptions but not many.

I know they're not goddesses. But I'm god.

Gonna try something over time and ask her. If you all are creepy enough to want to know, I'll tell you what she says. And kyupol? Can I have your shoulder? (jk, wouldn't want it even if I did. jk)

And once more Kyupol proves that his understanding of women apparently comes from porn, 90's sitcoms and yahoo dating.


Simple answer to your question kid. Pick an event, ask if she wants to accompany you. Doesn't matter which one, but make sure you've got something in mind before you ask. It saves a lot of awkward answers to questions like, “where are we going?”.