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Anti-theft for lunches
Skullbie at 11:06PM, March 22, 2009
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ozoneocean at 11:46PM, March 22, 2009
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Good idea.

What if your sandwich really was mouldy though and you were so used to just taking it out of the bag and eating it, so you do and get a mouthful of cheesy green? Hehehehe

Yeah, pretty unlikely. But a good idea for a bad joke in a crappy highschool sitcom!
 
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dcole at 7:14AM, March 23, 2009
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Typically, I just stick a human finger or three in the bag. It keeps scavengers away, and, for some odd reason, it keeps the sandwiches extremely fresh.

Don't worry though - I'm not cutting off random people's fingers. I just take a couple from the local Wendy's. They keep losing them in their chili anyway!
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lba at 10:41AM, March 23, 2009
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Speaking of fingers, I remember a story my dad told me about how he had a friend in college who would bet people that he could drink a beer with a human toe in it. They wouldn't believe him so he'd pull out this formaldehyde preserved toe, drop it in and drink. I'd bet nobody ever thought about stealing his lunch after he did that a couple times.
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Jonko at 11:28AM, March 23, 2009
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HAHA, that's something convenient for work. No more worrying that your coworkers will steal your sandwich!
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Product Placement at 2:36PM, March 23, 2009
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HAHA, that's something convenient for work. No more worrying that your coworkers will steal your sandwich!
But what about your coworkers spotting your lunch, becoming disgusted and hastily throw it away?
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Lonnehart at 5:21PM, March 23, 2009
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Now if they had something for bottled drinks… I was pretty sick one day, sometimes coughed into my drink at the time and in full view of everyone around me. Yet I came back to it after a patrol and found someone had swiped it…
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Jonko at 7:24PM, March 23, 2009
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Now if they had something for bottled drinks… I was pretty sick one day, sometimes coughed into my drink at the time and in full view of everyone around me. Yet I came back to it after a patrol and found someone had swiped it…

Perhaps they had a desire to get sick? Hehe, can't think of any other reasons.
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Three_Timer at 9:08PM, March 23, 2009
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Now if they had something for bottled drinks… I was pretty sick one day, sometimes coughed into my drink at the time and in full view of everyone around me. Yet I came back to it after a patrol and found someone had swiped it…

One time someone took a drink from my lunch, drank half of it, then put it back. I was so pissed I took everyone's lunch, threw em in the trash and dumped the remainder of my drink on top.

In retrospect, my anger was probably slightly misplaced.
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