Question:

What are you allergic too?

Me….well that would be dust and cats…

Bread, seafood, most fruit and veg, peanut butter and nuts. You got to have nuts.

Penicillin :(

The bible.

Bees. Nothing else.

What is it with allergies? 50 years ago people were only allergic to about 5 things, now everyone’s allergic to half the stuff in the dictionary!
They say that the trouble is probably caused because you aren’t exposed to these things as young children, so your immune system isn’t able to recognise them and cope properly; so it overreacts and tries to kill you later on whenever you get a whiff of one of these otherwise harmless “allergens”.

SO there you go! It’s your parent’s fault. Fucking parents… cosseting kids too much, it’s killing us! If I ever have kids I’ll make them eat peanuts coated in cat fur while riding dogs inside a beehive, then I’ll give them great hunks of gluten enhanced bread that’s been soaking in lactose enriched cow’s milk , flavoured with dust and oysters.
My kids will be invincible!

Sam_Charette
Penicillin :(

Yeah I am allergic too. In fact I am allergic to the top three medicines to help with sinus infections….and I get them all the time….man it sucks

If you want them invincible you will be wanting to make sure they have plenty of exposure to bullets and knives too!

They will eat knife shaped bullets from the barrels of heavy machine guns.

I'm only allgeric to dust and excessive fur.

I'm fine with animals that don't shed excessively… for some reason I'm the most allgeric to cats but I'm fine with most dogs.

Dust, pollen, pet dander.

Did you know that 10% of the weight of a two-year-old pillow can be composed of dead dust mites and their fecal pellets?

Pleasant dreams! :wink:

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…that means that if I had a 100 year old pillow it would be filled to five times it's size, bursting at the seems with dust mite crap! :shock:

What's wrong with a little dust mite crap anyway? We eat eggs and they come out of chicken twats. Milk from cow tits. Honey from whatever bees secrete it from…?

The trouble with cat fur is that people are generally allergic to the dried residue of the cat’s saliva that clings to it.

Honey from whatever bees secrete it from…?

bees collect nectar from all sorts of flowers. they have different various favortives, depending on which flowers are the closest to the hive.
they then take that nectar once they're back home, into thier mouths, and they chew…

and then they spit it out into the various holes of the honeycomb. this turns that into honey.

so basically I like the taste of chewed nectar spit made by bees.

ozoneocean
…What's wrong with a little dust mite crap anyway?

Nothing. Unless you are allergic to it. Wasn't that the purpose of this thread? Allergies? Remember? Huh? :)

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Aurora Moon
so basically I like the taste of chewed nectar spit made by bees.

I just looked it up… MORE LIKE BEE VOMIT!
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, they swallow it down, then vomit it back up, then swallow it down again, then vomit it up and so on until they feel it's right to vomit into the honey comb.

So nectar collecting for them is like a good Saturday night out, with a few beers and some fatty, greasy food. The only difference is that every time the mess that’s been brewing away in their stomachs wants to come back up, they keep swallowing it back down again… And when they finally DO heave it all back up again and let it all out, they pack it away and save it for later. :oops:

I did that with a pair of vomit covered suede pants once… It was a miracle that the drycleaner finally got the stuff out. Couldn’t save my jacket though. :(

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I bet you could eat dust mite crap and it tastes better than honey. :P

ozoneocean
…I bet you could eat dust mite crap and it tastes better than honey. :P

Not as good an ice cream topping. :P

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the difference between human and bee's vomit is at least bee vomit's is actually good for your health, and plus it tastes a lot heck better. ;)

from this site: http://www.bees-online.com/HealthBenefitsOfHoney.htm

It contains vitamins B1, B2, C, B6, B5 and B3 all of which change according to the qualities of the nectar and pollen. Besides the above, copper, iodine, and zinc exist in it in small quantities. Several kinds of hormones are also present in it. Approximately one half of the human diet is derived directly or indirectly from crops pollinated by bees. Today honeybees are an essential part of a healthy agriculture economy.

If you have allergies, honey can be beneficial. If you eat honey that is local to your area, it may prevent your seasonal allergies. Bees use the pollen from local plants and eventually it ends up in your honey.

If you have a sore throat, take some honey. Due to its natural anti-inflammatory effect, it will help to heal the wounds more quickly.It also has different phytochemicals–chemicals found in plants and different foods–that kill viruses, bacteria, and fungus making it a good substitute for wound dressings. The taste may also take your mind off the pain. There is evidence that honey diluted in water will help with your stomachaches and dehydration.

you can find more intersting info at that site.

:)

equinox

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Dust, pollen, pet dander.

Did you know that 10% of the weight of a two-year-old pillow can be composed of dead dust mites and their fecal pellets?
Pleasant dreams! :wink:

You say stuff that scares me, I dont like you now…

meh. join the club. I think they ordered satin jackets. :P

Aurora Moon
the difference between human and bee's vomit is at least bee vomit's is actually good for your health, and plus it tastes a lot heck better. ;)

from this site: http://www.bees-online.com/HealthBenefitsOfHoney.htm

It contains vitamins B1, B2, C, B6, B5 and B3 all of which change according to the qualities of the nectar and pollen. Besides the above, copper, iodine, and zinc exist in it in small quantities. Several kinds of hormones are also present in it. Approximately one half of the human diet is derived directly or indirectly from crops pollinated by bees. Today honeybees are an essential part of a healthy agriculture economy.

If you have allergies, honey can be beneficial. If you eat honey that is local to your area, it may prevent your seasonal allergies. Bees use the pollen from local plants and eventually it ends up in your honey.

If you have a sore throat, take some honey. Due to its natural anti-inflammatory effect, it will help to heal the wounds more quickly.It also has different phytochemicals–chemicals found in plants and different foods–that kill viruses, bacteria, and fungus making it a good substitute for wound dressings. The taste may also take your mind off the pain. There is evidence that honey diluted in water will help with your stomachaches and dehydration.

you can find more intersting info at that site.

:)

Yet more reasons to like honey! :smt023

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Dust And Britney Spears - everytime i try to eat her i swell up and choke on my tongue… or is that natural?

Jessix
Dust And Britney Spears - everytime i try to eat her i swell up and choke on my tongue… or is that natural?

Yes, that's actually caused by her penis.
You're not the one who swells up.

Lili
Cats, dust, chocolate, ibuprofen, pollen, bad music, sarcasm

Lucky that doesn't apply to anyone here. :D

Lili
Cats, dust, chocolate, ibuprofen, pollen, bad music, sarcasm

be happy you don't know me personally…..

I'm allergic to penicillian.

I'm not really allergic to anything, I just have a runny nose ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Stop doing coke, then. It's soooo 80's anyway. :P

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anything sea food, except fishies

I have never met a single english person who is Alergic to Seafood, how can you be Alergic to seafood? it must be an American thing.

Yeah… it's something I don't really get. I don't even use terms like “seafood”, “red meat”, “white meat”, “dairy food” etc, because I know what a fucking nonsense they are. Most of the Earth's life lives in the oceans, and that life comes in a few million varieties… You can't be allergic to every living edible sea creature. It's just not possible.
Usually people just have allergies to coastal shellfish like oysters and mussels. Maybe things like prawns (shrimps in the US) as well. And that's mainly because of the kind of food those creatures eat… Their position on the food chain and the fact that many of them are harvested in busy harbours means they often get filled with a lot of nasty chemicals.

Maybe also crabs, clams, lobsters, crayfish and whatever else is cuaght in fairly shallow water, and that happens to eat a lot of sediment.

I'm not allergic to anything! Bwahahahaha. :twisted:

Man, you people would not want to come to my house. 3 cats, 2 dogs and 3 horses. And my mom is thinking on buying some chickens. My house is turning into a farm!

And I love seafood. Scallops and blue crabs and flounder. Mmmmm.

Eh, you could probably mix some honey and dust mite crap in there and I doubt I would care. :wink:

Mimarin
I have never met a single english person who is Alergic to Seafood, how can you be Alergic to seafood? it must be an American thing.

I'm English, bitch.

ozoneocean
Yeah… it's something I don't really get. I don't even use terms like “seafood”, “red meat”, “white meat”, “dairy food” etc, because I know what a fucking nonsense they are. Most of the Earth's life lives in the oceans, and that life comes in a few million varieties… You can't be allergic to every living edible sea creature. It's just not possible.
Usually people just have allergies to coastal shellfish like oysters and mussels. Maybe things like prawns (shrimps in the US) as well. And that's mainly because of the kind of food those creatures eat… Their position on the food chain and the fact that many of them are harvested in busy harbours means they often get filled with a lot of nasty chemicals.

Maybe also crabs, clams, lobsters, crayfish and whatever else is cuaght in fairly shallow water, and that happens to eat a lot of sediment.

All of the above am I allergic to. I can only can take fish.

I do believe that all of that stufF can be considered “shellfish”. I think Ozone does have it right. It's basically because you are reacting to what THEY eat. :shock:

Too bad for you, though. I love shrimp, lobster, crab, and clams! :smt050

But I guess if you've never had it, you don't miss it.

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