Banned for his avatar wearing his hat backwards.

Banned for banning that guy with the cool hat.
…Oh…wait a second…something isn't right here…

BANNED for double posting!

Banned for posting 50 mintues after the other.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Banned for banning a banner from banning!

BANNED for having gigantic wobbly white breasts.

Banned for banning someone with big, wobbly breasts.

banned for being pixelated

banned for having a wall-eyed avatar.

Corvin

Banned for last ban making no sense.

Banned for havingan avatar with no irises and looking freaky

Banned for having an avatar that is a tad too happy.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Banned for vehicular sex fantasies.

Banned for having your own Top Drawer with Beer and Hookers and not even inviting us.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Banned for not changing your oil every 10,000 miles.

Banned for posting 6 times in the last hour, and for posting 7, 17, 4, 3, 6, and 1 minute after each post, which equals a total of 27 minutes. Which if you divide by 3, the fourth time you posted, equals out to 9. Which is a number that divided by 3 equals 3.

.: Myxomatosis :.

banned for posting 464 times since 17 dec 2005.

Corvin

Banned both of you above me for not letting me get a chance to ban Myxomatosis.
shame on you.

Banned for not doing enough to stop world hunger.

Banned for using world hunger as a mean to ban someone. How low… :smt009

Banned for using blue emoticons.

Banned for banning a banned poster because of a blue emoticons, who was banned for banning a banned user about world hunger, which banned another user for not letting them ban me, who banned another member for posting 464 times, who banned another user for not knowing that his link is in his prolife, who banned another user about posting more than 6 times in less than and hour, who banned me for not changing my oil every 10,000 miles, who banned another banned user for having their own Top Drawer with beers and hookers, who banned another member for the lol of it, who banned another member for vehicular sex fantasies, which in turn banned another member for having a avatar that is too happy, who banned a user for having a creepy avatar, who banned a user for Billy, wh banned another user for making no sense, who banned another user for having a wall eyed avatar, who banned another user for being pixelated, who banned another user for banning a user for having big, white, wobby breasts, who banned a user for having gigantic, white wobby breasts, who ibanned another user for banning a banner from banning, who banned another user for posting 50 minutes after the other banner, who banned another user for double posting, who banned another user for being that guy with the cool hat, which in turned was banned for banning a user with wearing his hat backwards, who banned a user for having an animated banner, who banned me for changing my avatar too much, who I banned because they joined on Dec 12, which was the day Arrow Air Flight 1285 crashed after takeoff in Gander, Newfoundland killing 256 people in 1985. Who banned another user for posting on too many threads, who banned another user for not having an avatar and for signing their name, who banned another user for being english, who banned herself for not knowing where my avatar was from.

Who I banned for having a 4kb avatar, who banned another user for not knowing the difference, who banned another user for knowing the difference, who banned another user for having no avatar, who banned another user for being bored, who banned another user for because they got bored, who banned another user for posting smiles, who banned another user for being a spaz, who banned another user for looking down on a sex pest, who in turn banned another user for being a sex pest, who banned another banner for not catching them all, who banned another banner to cover up what happened in Japan, who banned another banned banner for being a radical forum agitator flirt bastard egg, who banned another user for not wearinf panties, who banned another user for wanking in public, who banned another banned member for having a very depressing yet happy avatar, who banned another member for having a very happy, yet depressing avatar, who banned another banned member for changing that awesome pirate avatar, who banned another member for not being able to ban VegaX, who banned another member for playing by the rules, who banned another member for reading, and enjoying sprite comics in the general area, who banned another member for using the power to ban selfishly, who I banned for revenge, who banned another member for responding to their ban of no reason, who banned another member for banning without a reason, who banned another member for no reason, who I banned for having something against small text, who banned another user for itty bitty text, who banned another user for being the thought police, who banned another user for thinking about mullets.

Which was from a user who banned for secertly loving mullets, who banned another user for being geeky enough to actually know that, who banned me for having a post count of 1095 that is the exact same number as the year that Pope Urban II launched the First Crusade, who I banned another member for no reason, and for being the porn czar, who banned another user for having an avatar, who banned another member for being too good at art, who banned another member for resisting his kingship of the internet, who banned another banned user for having a capital letter in their name, who banned another user for not having a capital at the start of their name, who banned another user for posting in too many threads, who banned another user for not sticking to the band, who I banned another user for posting in a thread with 19 replies, who banned another member for making them feel inadiquet, who banned another banned member for not having a image signature, who banned another member for being horny, who banned another member for postin', who banned another member for posting after banning themself, who banned another member for being too poor for this forum, who banned me for not giving them money, who I banned another member for being unbanable, who banned another member because she could, who banned me for being xenophobic, who banned another member for stating the obvious., who banned another member for being confusing, who I banned another member for Banned for baning a banned person that banned another poster that banned another for having a thread with only 6 views, who banned another member for being gulled to post in a thread with 6 views, who banned me for posting in a thread with 6 views, who I banned for making a thread with 6 views, who banned another member for starting another stupid forum game.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Banned for wasting ten minutes of her life.

Banned for not using that cool avatar I made you on that ‘everyone gets presents!’ forum thread…

Banned for being angry someone did use your gift immediatly.

Banned for not sneaking a casual music reference in your post.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Banned for making me link to this thread.

.: Myxomatosis :.

banned for linking to a thread that not many people know about!

banned for quoting “Patriot: Scottish Edition.”

Corvin

Banned for calling the almighty braveheart a scottish patriot!
THIS TRAVESTY SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!