if rules of the world didn't apply what would be your biggest dream?

dont be shy…

To fight a tiger and kick it into outerspace

Time control powers or a rape-o-matic with icy/hot covered spike attachments to arrive at humormans house.

I'm with Skullbie. I want complete mastery of time with immunity to paradoxes. I'd take a test stop time to look at the answers and restart. Go back in time to say “hey” to Jesus. Go into the future for loto numbers.

That or being a good artist would be awesome…

I've deleted an unacceptable reply by humorman, which hopefully explain's Skullbie's reply. :]

A sandwich.

What, too small? Ok, a really big sandwich.

a small tropical island filled with really hawt, horny chicks, endless amount of booze and food…

what? >.> I've got needs >:)

gullas
a small tropical island filled with really hawt, horny chicks, endless amount of booze and food…

what? >.> I've got needs >:)

Make it a large and we're talking. And a sandwich.

Id want to have force powers and i wont use them to take over the world…promise

Hakoshen

gullas
a small tropical island filled with really hawt, horny chicks, endless amount of booze and food…

what? >.> I've got needs >:)

Make it a large and we're talking. And a sandwich.

true… true…

Custard Trout
A sandwich.

What, too small? Ok, a really big sandwich.

A SANDWICH?!? What kind of stupid wish is THAT?! Talk about a failure of imagination! I'd ask for a trillion billion dollars, my own space shuttle, and a private continent!

Let's see… My own secluded mountain paradise where it snows all winter but is never too cold or hot. The property maintains itself. All the normal chores take care of themselves. My clothes and dishes never need washed. There are no bills. And I have enough money so I never have to work at anything that doesn't make me happy. I'll add onto that a true love to share it with, the “perfect” guy who shares/supports my hopes and dreams (even the crazy ones), laughs (genuinely) at all my jokes and has some good ones of his own, thinks I'm the most beautiful woman on the planet, and never leaves the toilet seat up.

And all the stupid jerks of the world get transported to their own planet, where they can forever torment/entertain each other with their idiocy, and so all are happy.

Eirikr

Custard Trout
A sandwich.

What, too small? Ok, a really big sandwich.

A SANDWICH?!? What kind of stupid wish is THAT?! Talk about a failure of imagination! I'd ask for a trillion billion dollars

Oh man you're right! I could buy so many more sandwiches with a trillion billion dollars!

usedbooks
Let's see… My own secluded mountain paradise where it snows all winter but is never too cold or hot. The property maintains itself. All the normal chores take care of themselves. My clothes and dishes never need washed. There are no bills. And I have enough money so I never have to work at anything that doesn't make me happy. I'll add onto that a true love to share it with, the “perfect” guy who shares/supports my hopes and dreams (even the crazy ones), laughs (genuinely) at all my jokes and has some good ones of his own, thinks I'm the most beautiful woman on the planet, and never leaves the toilet seat up.

And all the stupid jerks of the world get transported to their own planet, where they can forever torment/entertain each other with their idiocy, and so all are happy.

beats my dream…

gullas
a small tropical island filled with really hawt, horny chicks, endless amount of booze and food…

what? >.> I've got needs >:)

That would be a nightmare to me. Imagine having to keep all those women satisfied… I see that as a man's ultimate dream and nightmare all at once.

Do I have big dreams? Not really. I guess my biggest dream is to live a long, satisfying life… Not quite possible now given my family history (mothers side) of heart problems, including heart attacks and strokes…

My dream is to have access to all the boobs of the world.

All. The boobs.

Lonnehart
That would be a nightmare to me. Imagine having to keep all those women satisfied… I see that as a man's ultimate dream and nightmare all at once.

If you can't stand the heat then get out of the tropical island sex kitchen.

I'd probably rip off Sailor Moon and all the other magical girl animes out there by having my dog become the cute talking animal mascot in my life, and use all the powers I always wanted to have to do good deeds, and save people. :P

I wouldn't really have an gaudy outfit or transformation scenes like some of those magical girls do at times though. Because you know,while cartoon people can pull off those outfits, real life tends to ruin those outfits. :P
with the exception of Pretty guardian Sailor Moon. The outfits actually looked okay on the actresses, while Tuxdeo Mask just looked like an dork. :p

on the flip-side, I'd also use it for profit…. imagine all the money I could earn! :P

I'd get myself an Victorian-looking mansion.

and an computer with an powerful tablet that helped me turn my line work and coloring into purely awesome images that would be talked about for generations to come. :P

webcomics heh

Lonnehart
That would be a nightmare to me. Imagine having to keep all those women satisfied… I see that as a man's ultimate dream and nightmare all at once.

If you can't stand the heat then get out of the tropical island sex kitchen.

I admit it. There are probably some men out there with so much stamina they'll easily last a lot longer than 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year… And they can do it without having to eat or drink much… And no sleep to boot!

I'd still want the easy life. Not having to put in too much effort in anything, but enough to keep me alive and sane (though the sane part is starting to go away). :)

You're all thinking way too small. I'd ascend to Godhood.



Then I could have all the sandwiches I want.

Eirikr

Custard Trout
A sandwich.

What, too small? Ok, a really big sandwich.

A SANDWICH?!? What kind of stupid wish is THAT?! Talk about a failure of imagination! I'd ask for a trillion billion dollars, my own space shuttle, and a private continent!

*makes a sandwich* I got my wish!

My biggest wish is the ability to teleport (with control, of course). I'd never have to waste time in transit again and wouldn't have to worry about owning/maintaining a vehicle. I could work anywhere in the world and live somewhere completely different. I could visit amazing places all around the world and still be home in time for dinner. ^.^

usedbooks
Let's see… My own secluded mountain paradise where it snows all winter but is never too cold or hot. The property maintains itself. All the normal chores take care of themselves. My clothes and dishes never need washed. There are no bills. And I have enough money so I never have to work at anything that doesn't make me happy. I'll add onto that a true love to share it with, the “perfect” guy who shares/supports my hopes and dreams (even the crazy ones), laughs (genuinely) at all my jokes and has some good ones of his own, thinks I'm the most beautiful woman on the planet, and never leaves the toilet seat up.

And all the stupid jerks of the world get transported to their own planet, where they can forever torment/entertain each other with their idiocy, and so all are happy.

I want that too…

Oh but to add to that, I want the biggest manga library in the world!!! And I want all the time in the world so that all I'm doing all day every day is reading manga, and I also want the ultimate mini fridge that gives me what I want whenever I want like doraemon's pocket…. Omg why can't this be reality!?

I wouldn't mind being able to Ctrl+Z and Ctrl+F in real life.

my own pet Johnny Depp.

Orin J Master
my own pet Johnny Depp.

I'll pet sit for you when ur on vacation.

I'd get the ability to read minds, which I would then use to anonymously blackmail the government. After I had them under my power, I would seize control over the world and force everyone to build me an un-melting utopia made completely out of chocolate, marshmallows, and sunshine. I would then rule over my new kingdom for infinity amount of years because I would also be immortal. I would gift animals with supreme intelligence and then appoint them as my guards. But, of course, I would know everything in the universe, so they could never outsmart me. With my vast intellect I would become a God among my people, and would be worshiped as an unstoppable force. Then, after appointing an heir, I would travel through space and time for as long as I wanted. Then, eventually, I would return to my kingdom, find it in complete anarchy, and destroy everyone and everything except for any surviving waffles and pancakes, which I would bring to life and force to battle for leadership of the new planet. After which I would destroy the planet and find a new one to conquer, because obviously the first one was a complete fail.
The End. =3

wow….

how old are you?

Kill everybody.

Bring them all back, with the full knowledge of what happened.

Kill them all again.

I dream of Jeannie…



…and by Jeannie I mean for PSTGB.