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Bloodrayne is teh suk!
jalford at 1:57AM, Jan. 12, 2006
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Anyone see Bloodrayne? Yeah, it did suck to nearly no end. The mentality behind it was, “Let's do an underbudgeted live-action version of a semi-popular video game, get an ex-porn star to do the title character, and throw in a bunch of washed-up/was-been actors, and burn that mutha into the ground!”

The only really cool part(aside from the dungeon porn!)was when Meat Loaf and Michael Madsen square off with each other. Fat Hairy Ugly Guy vs. Other Fat Hairy Ugly Guy.

Although, they did make this specifically for video game fans as it did play out like one for most of the movie. This would've made a way better anime though. The fact that they came out with it 2 weeks before Underworld 2(another film about a vampire-slaying vampire chick)was pretty shameless too.
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Thevampire_kain01 at 7:23AM, Jan. 12, 2006
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Thanks for the heads up, i would of gone and seen it but now that you ppl said it sucked then i wont because it looked weak any way. thanks
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Hawk at 8:16AM, Jan. 12, 2006
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Honestly, it was based off a game that sucked, so there was little hope in the first place.
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Thevampire_kain01 at 8:33AM, Jan. 12, 2006
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i never played the game. what's it like? just wondering
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ccs1989 at 6:33PM, Jan. 12, 2006
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Not gonna see it.
http://ccs1989.deviantart.com

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SarahN at 7:47PM, Jan. 12, 2006
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If you think this is a bad game-to-movie idea, Duke Nukem will be coming out in 2007.
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Hawk at 10:03PM, Jan. 12, 2006
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Thevampire_kain01
i never played the game. what's it like? just wondering

Lousy controls, pointless missions, an oversexed main character, unrealistic amounts of blood, and as many lesbians as they can afford.

Seriously, it's no good. My brother saw it in the bargain bin and the cleavage must have hypnotized him. When I tried the game, I could hardly stand it. I swear they went out of their way to make the female characters' breasts jiggle. One time, a lady was just STANDING there and her breasts suddenly jiggled!

On a technical standpoint, the game suffers from the typical problems you find with a 3D third-person game with so many jumping puzzles. Also, the controls aren't that great.

I know to some, blood and cleavage are a valid selling point for a game. But I feel like you can't make a game that completely leverages on those things and have it still be good. It has to have solid gameplay mechanics, which Bloodrayne lacks.
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jalford at 12:56AM, Jan. 13, 2006
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You think that's bad, check out the trailer to the upcoming DOA movie:
http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/media/player.php?id=2288
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