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lukee at 7:17PM, May 12, 2006
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Ladies and gentlemen, has anyone ever wondered… what lies below?

Through many months of electrogeological analyses, I have discovered that below this forum, invisible to the naked eye is another place- a “Bottom Drawer” if you will.

If you fine people were to fund me with a grant of $1,000,000,000,000,000 (one quadrillion dollars), I would assemble a team of people with many unique qualities that will have to learn to get along for the success of the project (perhaps two of them will fall in love even though they have opposite personalities wouldn't that be funny eh) that would join me on my excavation of the HTML code below.

In confidence,

Lucas James Bartholomew Wagner, Esq.
–LUKEE Q. FINKLEBERG
Genuine President For Life No Seriously Guys I Mean It For Reals of the Top Drawer
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Terminal at 7:20PM, May 12, 2006
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Are you mad? You'll surely get killed!

I will volunteer. For the sake of mankind.

.: Myxomatosis :.
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lukee at 7:28PM, May 12, 2006
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Tater Salad
It's called Spamtown.

The proposed dig site is much higher up. ie, here.

–LUKEE Q. FINKLEBERG
Genuine President For Life No Seriously Guys I Mean It For Reals of the Top Drawer
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Stain at 8:26PM, May 12, 2006
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lukee
Tater Salad
It's called Spamtown.

The proposed dig site is much higher up. ie, here.


Ah, cool. I'm in there.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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ozoneocean at 2:55AM, May 13, 2006
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You don't know what forces you're dealing with. The whole thing is foolish!
There are things burried in there that are better left hidden…
Man was not meant to pry into these matters.

Heed my words!
Turn back before it's too late.
 
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stardusty at 3:04AM, May 13, 2006
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The bottom drawer….. I'd dare not look directly at it, for fearing of seeing god himself and imploding.
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ozoneocean at 3:28AM, May 13, 2006
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Some say Tater Kain was probed to death while attempting to bring Christianity to the godless alien hoard that threatens to overun backward, toothless, inbread rural communities world wide.

Some say he went to the bottom drawer.

Whatever the truth, that guy vanished without a trace. STill want to venture into there?
 
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Anonymous at 6:21AM, May 13, 2006
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So to meet you guys to help then i have to dig up to get to the proposed dig site, sounds like a waste of time, but as i have nothing better to do. See you there!
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VegaX at 9:22AM, May 13, 2006
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Crazy looking old man
Carefull what ye look for boy, ye might just find it.

Don't listen to him. Go seek your DESTINY!!!
(or doom, whatever comes first…)

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Terminal at 9:36AM, May 13, 2006
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<td class="row1" width="100%" height="50"><span class="forumlink"> <a href="viewforum.php?f=9" class="forumlink">Top Drawer</a><br />
</span> <span class="genmed">Dumb posts, irrelevant threads, and other types of duck droppings we don't want cluttering up the regular boards can be found here.
Warning: Some posts may be deemed distasteful or offensive to some users.
Admins will delete (without warning) posts/threads as they deem necessary.<br />
</span><span class="gensmall">&nbsp; &nbsp;</span></td>
<td class="row2" align="center" valign="middle" height="50"><span class="gensmall">207</span></td>
<td class="row2" align="center" valign="middle" height="50"><span class="gensmall">3490</span></td>
<td class="row2" align="center" valign="middle" height="50" nowrap="nowrap"> <span class="gensmall">Sat May 13, 2006 4:22 pm<br /><a href="profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=1341">VegaX</a> <a href="viewtopic.php?p=24519#24519"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_latest_reply.gif" border="0" alt="View latest post" title="View latest post" /></a></span></td>
</tr>
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You are supposed to dig somewhere around that piece of code.

Some say that Bob Ross hid his Happy Little Trees in the Bottom Drawer, and we all know what those trees can accomplish right?

.: Myxomatosis :.
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ozoneocean at 9:54AM, May 13, 2006
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Have a closer look, I think I may have seen something in there…:

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</span><span class=“gensmall”>&nbsp; &nbsp;</span></td>
<td class=“row2” align=“center” valign=“middle” height=“50”><span class=“gensmall”>207</span></td>
<td class=“row2” align=“center” valign=“middle” height=“50”><span class=“gensmall”>3490</span></td>
<td class=“row2” align=“center” valign=“middle” height=“50” nowrap=“nowrap”> <span class=“gensmall”>Sat May 13, 2006 4:22 pm<br /><a href=“profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=1341”>VegaX</a>
Tater Kain <a href=“viewtopic.php?p=24519#24519”><img src=“templates/subSilver/images/icon_latest_reply.gif” border=“0” alt=“View latest post” title=“View latest post” /></a></span></td>

That might warrant closer investigation… It could be pointing the way…
I still say it's foolhardy and stupid to even try. But you go ahead and throw your damn lives away on this crazy quest!
 
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ozoneocean at 11:18AM, May 13, 2006
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I'll just increase the magnification…
There IS something down there!


Jeeeez, guys, this is too spooky
 
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lukee at 1:03PM, May 13, 2006
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ozoneocean
I'll just increase the magnification…
There IS something down there!


Jeeeez, guys, this is too spooky

son of a bitch. this is tooooo weird.

PERHAPS THIS DIG SHOULD BE… CALLED OFF?
–LUKEE Q. FINKLEBERG
Genuine President For Life No Seriously Guys I Mean It For Reals of the Top Drawer
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Terminal at 1:06PM, May 13, 2006
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Quitting was never an option!

We can't quit, we are in too deep. We must venture further….

.: Myxomatosis :.
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ozoneocean at 1:16PM, May 13, 2006
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Oh good GOD! Look at that hideous creature…



…I think I'm going to be sick… :smt078
 
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Terminal at 1:45PM, May 13, 2006
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I tried digging some more. Look at what I found. First of all, Tater Kain's last post was in the Help! Forum. It was around Fri May 12, 2006 4:28 am. Now, I ask you. What would he be doing there?

Next is the code for the Index.

code
<link rel=“chapter forum” href=“viewforum.php?f=28” title=“Art & Writer's Corner” />
<link rel=“chapter forum” href=“viewforum.php?f=13” title=“Networking & Community projects” />
<link rel=“chapter forum” href=“viewforum.php?f=59” title=“The Game Room” />
<link rel=“chapter forum” href=“viewforum.php?f=9” title=“Top Drawer” />
<link rel=“chapter forum” href=“viewforum.php?f=9” title=“Bottom Drawer” />
<link rel=“chapter forum” href=“viewforum.php?f=12” title=“Code Help” />
<link rel=“chapter forum” href=“viewforum.php?f=29” title=“Template Submissions” />
<link rel=“chapter forum” href=“viewforum.php?f=20” title=“Forum Requests” />

There is a gap between both the Top Drawer and Code Help. But if you highlight that code, you will see invisible HTML code. This proves the Bottom Drawer exists.

More damaging evidence in the code,

Code
/* This is the line in the posting page which shows the rollover
help line. This is actually a text box, but if set to be the same
colour as the background no one will know ;)
*/
.helpline { background-color: #DEE3E7; border-style: none; }

If you look at the Top Drawer's Code even more, you'll find this.

</span></td>
<td class=“row2” align=“center” valign=“middle”><span class=“postdetails”>6</span></td>
<td class=“row3” align=“center” valign=“middle”><span class=“name”><a href=“profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=54”>Myxomatosis</a></span></td>
<td class=“row2” align=“center” valign=“middle”><span class=“postdetails”>82</span></td>
<td class=“row3Right” align=“center” valign=“middle” nowrap=“nowrap”><span class=“postdetails”>Mon May 08, 2006 3:26 pm<br /><a href=“profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=201”>Thevampire_kain01</a> <a href=“viewtopic.php?p=23165#23165”><img src=“templates/subSilver/images/icon_latest_reply.gif” alt=“View latest post” title=“View latest post” border=“0” /></a></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class=“row1” align=“center” valign=“middle” width=“20”><img src=“templates/subSilver/images/folder.gif” width=“19” height=“18” alt=“No new posts” title=“No new posts” /></td>
<td class=“row1” width=“100%”><span class=“topictitle”><a href=“viewtopic.php?t=2564” class=“topictitle”>Funny Flicks</a></span><span class=“gensmall”><br />
</span></td>
<td class=“row2” align=“center” valign=“middle”><span class=“postdetails”>5</span></td>
<td class=“row3” align=“center” valign=“middle”><span class=“name”><a href=“profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=1366”>Dirty Dave</a></span></td>
<td class=“row2” align=“center” valign=“middle”><span class=“postdetails”>43</span></td>
<td class=“row3Right” align=“center” valign=“middle” nowrap=“nowrap”><span class=“postdetails”>Mon May 08, 2006 3:25 pm<br /><a href=“profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=201”>Thevampire_kain01</a> <a href=“viewtopic.php?p=23164#23164”><img src=“templates/subSilver/images/icon_latest_reply.gif” alt=“View latest post” title=“View latest post” border=“0” /></a></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class=“row1” align=“center” valign=“middle” width=“20”><img src=“templates/subSilver/images/folder_hot.gif” width=“19” height=“18” alt=“No new posts” title=“No new posts” /></td>
<td class=“row1” width=“100%”><span class=“topictitle”><a href=“viewtopic.php?t=1524” class=“topictitle”>The Songs That Will Forever Stay in Your Head</a></span><span class=“gensmall”><br />
</span></td>
01000010 01000100
<td class=“row2” align=“center” valign=“middle”><span class=“postdetails”>71</span></td>
<td class=“row3” align=“center” valign=“middle”><span class=“name”><a href=“profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=54”>Myxomatosis</a></span></td>
<td class=“row2” align=“center” valign=“middle”><span class=“postdetails”>1657</span></td>
<td class=“row3Right” align=“center” valign=“middle” nowrap=“nowrap”><span class=“postdetails”>Mon May 08, 2006 3:20 pm<br /><a href=“profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=201”>Thevampire_kain01</a> <a href=“viewtopic.php?p=23163#23163”><img src=“templates/subSilver/images/icon_latest_reply.gif” alt=“View latest post” title=“View latest post” border=“0” /></a></span></td>
</tr>

Does anyone see that Binary Code there? It's “01000010 01000100” That translates to "BD

BD"? Bottom Drawer?

Last but not least, I found this hidden as html color.

code
/* This is the border line & background colour round the entire page */
.bodyline { background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 1px #98AAB1 solid; }

/* This is the outline round the main forum tables */
.forumline { background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 2px #006699 solid; }

/* Main table cell colours and backgrounds */
td.row1 { background-color: #dGF0ZXI= ; }
td.row2 { background-color: #DEE3E7; }
td.row3 { background-color: #D1D7DC; }

dGF0ZXI= is “tater” in Base64.

code
/* General font families for common tags */
font,th,td,p { font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif }
a:link,a:active,a:visited { color : #ZHJhd2Vy; }
a:hover { text-decoration: underline; color : #DD6900; }
hr { height: 0px; border: solid #D1D7DC 0px; border-top-width: 1px;}

ZHJhd2Vy is “drawer” in Base64.

Someone should dig deeper…

.: Myxomatosis :.
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ozoneocean at 2:03PM, May 13, 2006
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This is already too freaky for me, that last disgusting vision of despair was almost too much, but Myxo's hard forensic evidence has jut put it over the top.
I never wanted to be part of this from the begining. I'm turning back now, for good.

You will too if you know what's good for you!

This is too evil… I think it's a portal to HELL.
 
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SpANG at 2:09PM, May 13, 2006
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Myxo's evidence is too real not to ignore.

This… is an obvious coverup by the DD Management. Are SpANG! and his buddies too afraid to OPEN THE BOTTOM DRAWER? Is there some HORRIBLE SECRET OF DRUNKDUCK (besides Tater Kain) down below? WE DEMAND ANSWERS NOW!
“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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SpANG at 2:15PM, May 13, 2006
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lukee
Myxo's evidence is too real not to ignore.

This… is an obvious coverup by the DD Management. Are SpANG! and his buddies too afraid to OPEN THE BOTTOM DRAWER? Is there some HORRIBLE SECRET OF DRUNKDUCK (besides Tater Kain) down below? WE DEMAND ANSWERS NOW!

I think we've found the Frozen Flame, people. Or maybe even the triforce.
“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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Anonymous at 3:07PM, May 13, 2006
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But with evil juggernaut on the rampage we must free Taterkain to save us, dig for your lives DIG
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ozoneocean at 3:37PM, May 13, 2006
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I know I said I wouldn't be back, but events have overtaken me.
I've just received some disturbing information from Lilka. I'll post a full transcript here in hopes that this may help you in your searches:

ozoneocean
Lilika
Tater Kain
…Please help me! I've been locked away inside the bottom drawer… Please get this information out to someone, they must be told, please!

SpANGMUNKEE is with me, I think… It's very dark here, there's a huge conspiracy…

I can not say any more. Please get this message out somehow.
Pleaseeeee!!!!

_________________
I am the alternate ID of a regular forum poster…
And a Superhero.

…please help me…

This just got sent to me by Taterkain and I need your help, we must free him, somehow somehow. Maybe if we were to find some kind of nuclear power plant then we could get ourselves some superpowers and go rescue him!

I don't know if I'm qualified for that sort of thing… This whole situation is over my head, I'm out of my depth! Way out… The best I can do is post this correspondence in the bottom drawer thread and hope that will spur them to greater effort! :shock:
 
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Terminal at 3:57PM, May 13, 2006
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I just noticed, does anyone find it suspicious that the Bottom Drawer is hidden in between The Top Drawer and Code Help?

Don't? Well, look at this. Code Help is where people that have no idea how to use HTML come to ask for help. Usually people that are good in HTML frequent that thread. That means they know a thing or two about HTML. Still don't get it? People that frequent that thread could be the ones that hid the Bottom Drawer. But who? My sources tell me that we must interrogate the people that actually help out in that forum.

They must know something.

.: Myxomatosis :.
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ozoneocean at 4:16PM, May 13, 2006
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Myxomatosis
They must know something.
:smt105 and you know far too much…
 
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Terminal at 4:22PM, May 13, 2006
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What?!?! No. No. I'm just a friendly adviser to the conspiracy, like Mr. X. I'm here to help.

There's nothing so suspicious about me.

fools, they'll never know.

.: Myxomatosis :.
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ozoneocean at 4:27PM, May 13, 2006
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Ah-ha! I knew you were in on it from the start! But the secret is going to die with you…
 
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Terminal at 4:34PM, May 13, 2006
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You can not stop me, if I die. The secret of the Bottom Drawer goes with me. I must inform my supervisors of “the discovery”.

you can't win.

.: Myxomatosis :.
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ozoneocean at 4:47PM, May 13, 2006
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TaterSalad will be the first to go, You will get the blame for her demise and be totally discredited Myxo! Then when you disapear into the bottom drawer no one will ask any questions…
 
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Terminal at 4:56PM, May 13, 2006
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TaterSalad will be the first to go, You will get the blame for her demise and be totally discredited Myxo! Then when you disapear into the bottom drawer no one will ask any questions…

That's where you are wrong my dear, dear Ozone, I am not Myxo. I am his alter personality. The real Myxo disappeared after he found out the DrunkDuck Code. The Bottom Drawer will be in it's full glory once again.

You will not survive

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lukee at 5:07PM, May 13, 2006
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I found the following phrase while trying to dig through the code:

“SO DARK THE CON OF STAN”

What does this MEAN?
–LUKEE Q. FINKLEBERG
Genuine President For Life No Seriously Guys I Mean It For Reals of the Top Drawer
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Terminal at 5:15PM, May 13, 2006
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I fear nothing.

.: Myxomatosis :.
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