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Lonnehart at 4:18PM, April 28, 2011
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heh… Chuck Norris checks around for Duke Nukem before enjoying his bubble gum… because Duke has plenty of ass to kick, but he's always out of gum. :)
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itsjustaar at 4:16PM, May 2, 2011
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Only one person holds the honor of Chuck Norris' trust.





Bruce Lee.

:O …

That's two e's. No Li.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:59PM, May 2, 2011
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Chuck Norris .
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itsjustaar at 6:47PM, May 2, 2011
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The Chuck Norris jokes never get old. D:

Unfortunately, I think I'm dry on any new ones. xD
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 7:04PM, May 2, 2011
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In other news, Chuck Norris recently returned from a short holiday in Pakistan.


You see what I did there? With reference to important world events and put a Chuck Norris reference in there. OOHHHHHH tricky….
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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blindsk at 1:16PM, May 3, 2011
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I see what you did! ;]

Chuck Norris recently ran the entire span of eight continents. You heard me, eight continents.
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 3:41PM, May 3, 2011
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.

Now they're just the Islands.
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:46PM, May 3, 2011
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Chuck Norris has a dick.


OHHHH!!!! SEE WHAT I DID THERE!!! YOU SO JEALOUS!!!!
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings at 9:53PM, May 3, 2011
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I heard Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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