ozoneocean

skoolmunkee
And I mean a REALLY AWESOME hat.

My new High prest uniform



I thank you for your benificience oh divine Perfection!

bravo1102
Blessed be.

Join the church party, Floor show at 9 sharp! Leave your clothes at the door.

Hee, Ozone is a butt head.

Oooh oooh! Hippie van is a heretic!
can I burn her?
*gets matches ready*

i have returned from the defamation of the temple of he of the Farce.What other heretics would thouest want me to strong arm?

PIT_FACE
strong arm?

Strong bottom was the way I heard it. And heard it I did!
That was loud man. What's your secret?

Victory drinks are on the temple! So sayeth the high Priest.

secret? like it's a gift man. raunchy beer helps, but then it kinda turns into a curse…

I have no favors to think of, but I DO have a humble offering:

The Engineer's Guide to Cats, as well as the followup, Engineer's Guide to Cat Yodeling.

The latter is a useful guide for an essential skill.

SSKKKOOOLLLMMUUUNNKKKEEEEEEEE! Ozoneocean's makin stuff up about me and it's NOT COOL! please smite him in the face!

-archangel PIT_FACE

MagickLorelai
The Engineer's Guide to Cats

FAVED! That was amazingly cute ^_^

PIT_FACE
SSKKKOOOLLLMMUUUNNKKKEEEEEEEE! Ozoneocean's makin stuff up about me and it's NOT COOL! please smite him in the face!

Oh REEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLY?

Liar. This looks like a case for the witchfinder general. -_-

But since I'm accused-
PIT_FACE has been seen consorting with the Farcians, wearing pink frilly party dresses, singing Britney Spears early hits and filming herself doing that on you tube!


With that sort of behaviour…
…I say she gets a promotion within our holy order!

hey cake frosting *starts eating it*
MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm…. thank you, godess skulmunkee :D

OH!OH! MAKE ME THIS! I WANNA DO THIS!




im also cooler then lba.i mean lba's allright but…..c'mmooonnnnn…..

I ask that when you replace your favorite, if indeed you such, that you recognize their time they spent in your eye of perfection, by letting them keep their unlimited wishes for life.

I also, as this may earn me dislike umong the crowd, humbly ask for protection from mobs, witchhunters, and etc.

Your humble servant. *Bows so deeply he hits his head into the ground.*

Oh, Mighty Skoolmunkee, I humbly request with all my… my…

ah screw it. Can I be Commander of the Divine Legions?

I have an offering:

skoolmunkee

Dark Pascual
If I give you chocochip cookies and milk, would you grant me superpowers?

You know, just the standart Superman combo…

Yes, absolutely. But only if they are the soft melty kind of cookies and not the hard crunchy ones.

OK, then…

OH almighty and powerful…and probably incredibly hot Goddess of Gods. Im giving you this humble offering of softy, melty chocochip cookies and milk:



Now, please grant me the Superman powers…and this suit:



Because everybody knows that heroes with black suits look cooler…and I look chubby in blue spandex…not that I tried before…just guesssing…

Oh, merciful skoolmunkee, provider of everything that is good, grant me this favor in order to serve your glory…

RAmen?

The Bright Shining Morning Star
Midge you are my favorite. Not only do you know how to talk to a Lady but you come bearing adorable kittens. For you I grant:

Goddess's Favorite
- Unlimited Favors
- ability to conjure adorable animals on demand
- your own barbecue chef
- Neuschwanstein Castle
- the ability to get away with anything, even if it upsets other people in the church, because I am blind to your faults

You are far too gracious, oh benelovent bright one.

other jealous devotees
can we burn Midge?
can we call him a witch and burn him?

If the gracious and all powerful goddess so wills it, I will gladly obey.
In her wisdom, I find comfort… and in her bosom.

MagickLorelai
I have no favors to think of, but I DO have a humble offering:

Well, you get one favor by default, which you can ‘spend’ with me to get you something you want. Or you can give me an offering to achieve the same thing without spending your favor!

However since you have been so generous I accept your adorable kitty videos, they please me. Since you asked for nothing I will get around to giving you something maybe when I feel like it.

Hark- Same here, the Favor is what you spend, a favor or an offering. So if you want a role AND a shameless plug, you need to give me an offering or two! (Oz can also shameless plug, so you COULD make an offering to him… he'd probably like it!)

DouglasKeech
I ask that when you replace your favorite, if indeed you such, that you recognize their time they spent in your eye of perfection, by letting them keep their unlimited wishes for life.

I also, as this may earn me dislike umong the crowd, humbly ask for protection from mobs, witchhunters, and etc.

Your humble servant. *Bows so deeply he hits his head into the ground.*

I'm not sure if they should be able to keep them for life, I mean, if they're not my favorite anymore why would I want to do anything for them? I might grant them something out of pity…

OK, using up your favor for protection- I can do that! DouglasKeech, you are the recipient of a bucket of Enemy Keep-Away. This bucket is filled with a foul-smelling substance. You're supposed to smear it on yourself. It really does work. For extra protection you can constantly ask people to do work for you (for nothing in return) and be an emotional leech, ie if you're unhappy you'll make sure no one else is happy either. However those are both powers we all have within ourselves, so it's up to you to use them if you want.

PIT_FACE
SSKKKOOOLLLMMUUUNNKKKEEEEEEEE! Ozoneocean's makin stuff up about me and it's NOT COOL! please smite him in the face!

You used up your Favor, where's my offering! If you want a smiting you can always go talk to Her Smiting Knight too, he can Smite.

LIZARD_B1TE
Oh, Mighty Skoolmunkee, I humbly request with all my… my…

ah screw it. Can I be Commander of the Divine Legions?

I have an offering:

NO WAY! you know how many friggin holly wars i've started?!it's like my thing! it's what i do!i alone posess the might swamp ass!stand down or feel my gassy wrath!!!!

The High n Mighty Munkee
“PIT_FACE” Said:

SSKKKOOOLLLMMUUUNNKKKEEEEEEEE! Ozoneocean's makin stuff up about me and it's NOT COOL! please smite him in the face!

You used up your Favor, where's my offering! If you want a smiting you can always go talk to Her Smiting Knight too, he can Smite.

huh? oh i'm over that now.

PIT_FACE
NO WAY! you know how many friggin holly wars i've started?!

…And what, exactly, is a “holly war”?

it's….YER MOTHER!HAW!

that's it!take this ya dork butt!
avert ye eyes all other faithful to the great Munkee! i do not wish this horror upon you!

My offering:

Abby Sanders fanart:

Oh mighty skoolmunkee, this humble naga brings to you his offering first before his request is spoken. I know that the kitties seem to please you, as did ze whack-a-kitties. So, I bring to you… round TWO of whack-a-kitty!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_bzB0qctnE

Also, to be fair, I also bring you another species of whack-a… ferret!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFG8eGHDUu8

My apologies, I do not know how to make that show up correctly. As you can see, technology is not my forte… If you do not have a minister of magic lined up, could this humble naga apply for the position? I bring a vast knowledge of the arcane, and a willingness to persecute those deemed unworthy of the fishies!

Also, as a naga, I'm normally nude by default. The scales and 5' long tail pretty much preclude any wariness about being nekked. :p

>Net

PIT_FACE
it's….YER MOTHER!HAW!

that's it!take this ya dork butt!
avert ye eyes all other faithful to the great Munkee! i do not wish this horror upon you!

Sexy.

LIZARD_B1TE
Oh, Mighty Skoolmunkee, I humbly request with all my… my…

ah screw it. Can I be Commander of the Divine Legions?

Yes because that song makes everything better.

Commander of the Divine Legions
- 5 Favors
- can command legions, when we've got some
- Personal drummerboy
- ability to create new and interesting forms of torture and use them on other people
- 2 cat-catapults with unlimited cat-shot
- Spray can of athlete's foot
- Shiny, shiny armor


OK guys here are what some of you have been granted!


Pit face your charter jet is waiting


Gullas wanted frostinnnnnnng


DarkPascual's superpowers and outfit


Here you go DouglasKeech :] At the bottom there is a prize!


MagickLorelai according to my research (which may be flawed, I have a poor understanding of human relationships) this is the perfect man for you, you may have him if you like


Hmmmmmmm Harkovast does need a role! How about Witchsmeller?


Witchsmeller
- 4 favors (5 if you clean up your hair)
- Ability to smell witches, especially those with cats, and can also smell rotten eggs
- the right to instigate certain very fair tests of witchdom
- Ability to make wild statements without need of proof or reason
- Can speak with animals
- An infinite supply of torches, pitchforks, and boards with nails in
- weakness to fire


edit: fixed wonky bbcode

HyenaH_ll
Abby Sanders fanart:

Damn, you beat me too the punch there Hyena - I knew it as a mistake to put in the unicorn. Kudos. You haven't blighted any crops lately have you by the way? *rustles bag of witchfinder accoutrements*

I would like to use one favor to request PIT_FACE be canonised cos she is just like Joan of Arc (no, that doesn't mean fired from a canon).

You do know what happened to Joan of Arc, don't you? *rustles bag of witchfinder accoutrements*

Hyena H_ll
My offering:

Abby Sanders fanart:

Oh my, a meta-offering! This calls for something special. If you can't think of anything you want, I'm gonna have to consider on it for a spell for something good and worthy of such a fine offering! You've sufficiently awed a diety into saying “awwww thank you!”

Net
kitties and ferrets
If you do not have a minister of magic lined up…

I do not, and for kitties and ferrets you may take the job! You'll have to work out that nudity thing with OZ, he deals with all the earthly affairs you know.

Minister of Magic
- 5 favors
- ability to wear clothes or not without being restricted or judged by society's standards
- Magical office, location and contents at whim of owner
- Ability to dazzle, astound, delight, awe, and instil fear in others
- 1 box of theatre facial hair, stage glasses, and decks of cards
- Can conjure Magic Fire, which can burn even those supposedly invulnerable to fire
- invulnerable to poison (granted for life)

Ironscarf
I would like to use one favor to request PIT_FACE be canonised cos she is just like Joan of Arc

OK, done! PIT_FACE is now SAINT_PIT_FACE and should be treated and respected as such, whether she likes it or not. Most people have to die horribly before they are sainted, but this church is different! You can die horribly after.

Ironscarf

HyenaH_ll
Abby Sanders fanart:

Damn, you beat me too the punch there Hyena - I knew it as a mistake to put in the unicorn. Kudos. You haven't blighted any crops lately have you by the way? *rustles bag of witchfinder accoutrements*

Um. Why, no… them goats just, er, got sick by themselves. All 20 of ‘em. Funny how that happens…

If I’ve earned a favor, and if at all possible, oh Great and Benevolent Munkee- I want my favor to bestow upon me the title of “Minister of Sleaze”. Then people can call me "Your Sexcellency".

skoolmunkee
Minister of Magic
- 5 favors
- ability to wear clothes or not without being restricted or judged by society's standards
- Magical office, location and contents at whim of owner
- Ability to dazzle, astound, delight, awe, and instil fear in others
- 1 box of theatre facial hair, stage glasses, and decks of cards
- Can conjure Magic Fire, which can burn even those supposedly invulnerable to fire
- invulnerable to poison (granted for life)

Squee! Well, then I'll have to restrict my clothing to only that which is appropriate for a minister of magic… a cloak!

hehee, been DYING to use that image for a very long time.

>Net

Hyena H_ll:

Minister of Sleaze
- 5 Favors
- to be addressed as “Your Sexcellency”
- right to punish those who don't address you correctly in any way you see fit
- ability to induce bodily functions/reactions in others, natural or unnatural
- Infinite wardrobe (including accessories)
- ability to take things from others using charm, shock, etc and leave them standing there dumbfounded and powerless
- Extensive collection of fine consumables
- Invulnerable to gossip, slander, libel, scandal, social mores, and parental expectations
- weakness to vices

Oh skool!
First off thank you for all of the blessings in my life!
Please have pity on a poor peasant! I have bananas to offer you BECAUSE YOU ARE A MONKEY, I AM SO CLEVER!. We could create maybe a banana and fish dinner?

Could I have a title, oh mighty skool!!

Also, I should say that if that scared you, sorry!
And here is something to cheer you up! (I know you like dogs :P)

*prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.