….

What the hell is going on over here?

You people are mad. MAD!




Can I join?

skoolmunkee

DarkPascual's superpowers and outfit

Thank you, oh High Munkeecity.

I will use this to serve you…or to beat the crap out of Chuck Norris, whatever comes first…

skoolmunkee
Hyena H_ll:

Minister of Sleaze
- 5 Favors
- to be addressed as “Your Sexcellency”
- right to punish those who don't address you correctly in any way you see fit
- ability to induce bodily functions/reactions in others, natural or unnatural
- Infinite wardrobe (including accessories)
- ability to take things from others using charm, shock, etc and leave them standing there dumbfounded and powerless
- Extensive collection of fine consumables
- Invulnerable to gossip, slander, libel, scandal, social mores, and parental expectations
- weakness to vices

Huzzah! Thank you, Most Gracious!

Ha-ha, ozoneocean- Now I'm officially the ultimate creeper! ;)

Hey!
what's up with all these posers dropping kitties and ferrets like there's no tomorrow!?
I call foul!
Its making my position as favorite lessened.
Have you forsaken me, oh great shining star of bosomly delight?!

Bocaj
I have bananas to offer you BECAUSE YOU ARE A MONKEY, I AM SO CLEVER!. We could create maybe a banana and fish dinner?

Okay yes that video scared me. I'd say ‘in a good way’ but I'm not sure if there's a good kind of scary. (Irawfroooooooooooo)

I bet we could make some kind of banana fish thing… hmm, sounds Caribbean!

Master of Music and Food
- 5 favors
- gets to pick food for parties, supplied by a bottomless fridge
- gets to pick songs at parties, supplied by a bottomles ipod
- Ability to turn anything into an instrument
- Ability to turn anything into an appetizer
- Can turn any song title into reality
- Can use the power of Dance to get parties started, stay at the ymca, walk the dinosaur, etc.
- Official Carmen Miranda towering fruit hat

waff
*prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.

Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- Optional Hitler 'stache
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks

Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!

Product Placement
Can I join?

Make me an offer. :] (Actually no, make it to Oz, because it's goddess bedtime now)

TheMidge28
Hey!
what's up with all these posers dropping kitties and ferrets like there's no tomorrow!?
I call foul!
Its making my position as favorite lessened.
Have you forsaken me, oh great shining star of bosomly delight?!

Of course you're right, only the Favorite should be able to get stuff from me with kittens and other adorable animals! From now on, although I will accept offerings of adorable animals, they do not make sufficient payment for gifts, titles, etc. You heard the man.

I will never forsake my favorite so long as you still give me kittens! Also only 3 people on Drunk Duck know what I look like, but I shall allow you to think of me as bosomly, because imagination is always nicer and softer than reality.

FINE! Lizard_Breath can keep his divine legions, they're a buncha loosers anyways. hell, i gotta jet! and to show my apperciation to the Goddess Munkee, i'll bomb some heretics! and as in bomb, i mean shove furniture i dont need out the side hatches as i fly over them. KA-BOOSH! “what's that in the sky? it's a bird! it's a plane! no! it's a FREAKIN AIRRAID!”AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey guys whats goin on in this thread



skoolmunkee edit: One is plenty, dont' be a jackass

skoolmunkee

Bocaj
I have bananas to offer you BECAUSE YOU ARE A MONKEY, I AM SO CLEVER!. We could create maybe a banana and fish dinner?

Okay yes that video scared me. I'd say ‘in a good way’ but I'm not sure if there's a good kind of scary. (Irawfroooooooooooo)

I bet we could make some kind of banana fish thing… hmm, sounds Caribbean!

Master of Music and Food
- 5 favors
- gets to pick food for parties, supplied by a bottomless fridge
- gets to pick songs at parties, supplied by a bottomles ipod
- Ability to turn anything into an instrument
- Ability to turn anything into an appetizer
- Can turn any song title into reality
- Can use the power of Dance to get parties started, stay at the ymca, walk the dinosaur, etc.
- Official Carmen Miranda towering fruit hat

Thank you oh mighty skool!! <3

skoolmunkee

waff
*prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.

Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks

Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!

thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread*

waff

skoolmunkee

waff
*prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.

Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks

Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!

thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread*

Oh, crap! A Holy War! It's totally gonna get Medieval up in here!

waff

skoolmunkee

waff
*prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.

Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks

Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!

thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread*

lefarce

waff

skoolmunkee

waff
*prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.

Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks

Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!

thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread*

so where can I find this lefarce thread.

waff

lefarce

waff

skoolmunkee

waff
*prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.

Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks

Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!

thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread*

so where can I find this lefarce thread.

you lefarce are a slanderer and a charlatan *raises mace threateningly*.

waff
you lefarce are a slanderer and a charlatan *raises mace threateningly*.

Are… are we cybering or something?

I'll worship whoever gives me my custom title back.

PIT_FACE

Woddy, i tried to make a photoshop, but its so hard with my brain tumo

woddy why am i so dump?

oh, quit yer cryin,Farce.

PIT_FACE
oh, quit yer cryin,Farce.

http://www.gimp.org/

I'm not cryin, I just think you can do better.

lefarce

PIT_FACE
oh, quit yer cryin,Farce.

http://www.gimp.org/

I'm not cryin, I just think you can do better.

It's okay, lefarce. There's no need to hide your pain. You can cry in front of us.

Hippie Van

lefarce

PIT_FACE
oh, quit yer cryin,Farce.

http://www.gimp.org/

I'm not cryin, I just think you can do better.

It's okay, lefarce. There's no need to hide your pain. You can cry in front of us.

i want my lady gaga back

hey man, im just tellin ya what she said that's all, dont take this crap out on me. if she's taken the leap, maby there's still hope for you. i can understand you're just confused, dear LeFarce.but we will accept you with open arms when you are ready, oh brother! sing out! halejulia! or however the hell it goes.

PIT_FACE
sympathy

Mistress of hidden mysteries and all that is glorious
Of course you're right, only the Favorite should be able to get stuff from me with kittens and other adorable animals! From now on, although I will accept offerings of adorable animals, they do not make sufficient payment for gifts, titles, etc. You heard the man.

As it has been written, so shall it be!

The standard by all women of the world stand and fall
I will never forsake my favorite so long as you still give me kittens! Also only 3 people on Drunk Duck know what I look like, but I shall allow you to think of me as bosomly, because imagination is always nicer and softer than reality.

If ye be a woman, then ye have bosom!
And after all, we all imagine god if different ways…
and if god has a bosom I imagine it be a gun rack!

and now..
Kittens!


I hope ye are pleased oh bespeckled beauty that makes the roses cry!

Ironscarf
I would like to use one favor to request PIT_FACE be canonised cos she is just like Joan of Arc (no, that doesn't mean fired from a canon).

You do know what happened to Joan of Arc, don't you? *rustles bag of witchfinder accoutrements*

hey man, if im a saint i cant be a witch. put the duck and the scale away. so states the Pit of Arc.

lefarce

PIT_FACE
sympathy

PREPARE FOR YOUR BAPTISM! there, now you're one of us.

ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.

Well, I have no need for a relationship, but free man meat to help around the property is always useful. My most sincere thanks, O Blessed One.

I return with another offering:



(assuming I didn't bork the coding) This munchkin kitten is already training to pray to you and worship you. Or is just being cute for the camera.

I've thought of a favor, however; Could you, in your infinite wisdom, make me the Minister of the Zombie Apocalypse? (After all, it IS inevitable.)

Hyena H_ll
Huzzah! Thank you, Most Gracious!

Ha-ha, ozoneocean- Now I'm officially the ultimate creeper! ;)

Ahhhh, dammit! >.<

Ah well, I gracefully concede to your most excellent Sexcellency.

Oh Goddess, I want to be a sexy nun with a pvc-themed habit. Just like this:


that, or I just want to be an totally kickass mage with mighty magic powers. :p

I offer you…. Dancing kittens~!!