I'm liberal, because I don't care. People can do what they want, as long as they don't fuck with me. I don't care. Gay, straight, mexcian, had abortions, mentally retarded, I don't care what you are, just do what you do and piss off away from me. I don't care about using foul language or religion, so thats liberal right?
I mean really, I'm such an explosive and accepting personality. I'm for the envrioment sure, do whatever it takes to fix it, but really I don't care. I like to play violent video games. Conservatives tried to ban Mortal Kombat when I was younger, and that always made me pissed off. More so than that, they tried to ban Night Trap (a terrible cartoonishly non-violent game) and more or less succeded. If you're not liberal, you can't take in new experiences at all. You've got live inside your big conservative cave and yell out at the kids playing on their skateboards. I'll try out playing on a skateboard to see if I like it. I mostly don't, but I'll still give it a shot. I like movies with crazy plots, for exampel, a big angry half vampire/half black has to kill other vampires with a sword. Thats a cool premise to me. Anything where theres horror involved and chainsawas with blood gushing and trees raping women. Conservatives would allow that movie, but toned down to the point where its so droll and boring and ‘PG-13’, that theres no point in having it around. Its sort of like comparing the tv-edit of Army of Darkness to an uncut version of Evil Dead 2. I'm a man, I like manly stuff. Manly to me is explosions and chainsaws. I like being funny and different from everybody else too. I'm a uniuqe snowflake, I am special. I'm great, and everybody has their place in the sun.
These things are not conservative or liberal issues.
I'm conservative, because I take shit serious.
Implying that liberals don't?
People can't go around doing whatever they want. This isn't Vietnam, there are fucking rules. You've gotta have some law & order going on, or else you fall into Anarchy.
Again, you think liberals don't believe in law & order?
I'm almost positive that within twenty years, liberals will try and pass a bill making it legal to fuck animals. I just have a feeling about it, and thats the old man in me talking, he's conseravitve.
Didn't you just say you don't care?
He likes stuff that isn't offensive and can be enjoyed by everybody. Sure he might watch a movie were Arnold Schwarzenegger kllls terrorists late at night on cable after the kids are in bed and theres no chance anyone could see it, but thats it.
Violence is offensive to some people.
He's all for guns too. He thinks that as Americans, we need to have an armed forces capable of taking out mars (the planet or god of war) if we thought they had certain weapons. Its just how I feel. I think we should wage war as much as possible. Anyone who so much as suggests they don't like us, needs to get it hard and fast.
Sounds like Al Queda talk to me.
I don't so much like rebuilding nations we destroyed. What kind of backwards tactic is that?
You have to destroy an entrenched enemy army. Once its gone, you help the people you liberated. Its called winning the hearts and minds.
I'm also for the “war on” series of things, drugs, aids, cancer, terror, or anything we tend to not like that year.
I thought you didn't care.
I really just want to be a faceless member of society. Someone who just exists as “that funny guy”, or even just “that one guy”, I watch Bill O'riley every night I catch it on, I read his books, and I agree with certain things he says.
I support reform but want things to say the same.
Way to go.
How do I exist in such a world of confusion when I understand everything so perfectly?
This is the world I live in everyday. Rarely can I ever clearly figure out where I stand on issues, because theres such a gray area. Life's not hard, its always been pretty gray for me. I'm not a good guy or a bad guy. I'm not a hippy and I'm not a prick. I'm niether conservative or liberal. I'm not anything.
Okay. So you're pro war, pro gun, pro drug war, pro war on terror, pro violence in media, pro military, pro o'reilly, and pro “manly stuff”…
You're a dyed in the wool conservative and you got it from your dad. You're nowhere near the middle, as you claim. Embrace what you are duder.