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Salsa at 11:24AM, July 21, 2010
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I have never seen this in the forums, so I figured I'd introduce it.
The rules are simple, You fulfill the wish of the person before you, then make your own, but you are a literal genie, or whatever kind of genie does bad things to people who wish for stuff.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person 2: Granted, but now the IRS is suing you for fifteen times your worth and you're being arrested for tax fraud.

I wish I had the world's largest pizza

Person 3: Granted, but your crushed by the slice that's yours.

I wish….

And etc.



I'll start.

I wish the economy would pick back up.
RAGE!
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Zeph at 11:47AM, July 21, 2010
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The economy picks back up, but strains it's back, unable to do any work, it falls into depression.

I wish cars could fly.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mettaur at 11:49AM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. Now there are mass casualties for both people in airplanes and birds.

I wish that I could have adjustable x-ray vision.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 11:52AM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, but the constant exposure to x-rays gives you and everybody around you terminal cancer.

I wish I had a star-ship.
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 12:00PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, it lands ontop of you. The auto-defense senses a bird, and starts a huge war with Earth. It explodes.

I wish I had a cool looking fedora.

Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement at 12:10PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. The very next night you're woken up at gunpoint, by a very angry mobster who's the original owner of the hat.

I wish that I would win the current GM election.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Salsa at 12:10PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. The mob boss you stole it from puts you to sleep…


with the fishes.

Edit: Dammit I got Ninja'd

Granted. You are so excited that you won that race up and down the streets like a mad man, you are looked up and unable to GM the game.

I wish 6:00 pm would hurry up and get here.
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 12:13PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. It's 6:00 P.M…..70 years from now! And you're bald.

I wish that I had good AT&T coverage.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 12:24PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. You now have excellent coverage, in a 3m^2 area in the middle of Siberia.
I wish for the most disgusting sandwich ever conceived.
RAGE!
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same at 12:43PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted: Its already in your stomach. And poisonous.

I wish i had the most completely harmless thing ever.
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Ochitsukanai at 12:49PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, but the level of boredom you feel at the sheer lack of risk will inevitably make you hate it.

I wish that I were terribly wealthy.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Salsa at 12:53PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. You suffer from paranoia, depression, and a deep seated fear that you don't have any real friends, but your the wealthiest person in history.

I wish for the fastest car known to existence.
RAGE!
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Mondenkind at 1:29PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, but you open up the hood and discover that it doesn't have an engine.

I wish I had a brain!
Run along with Captian Jack!
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Salsa at 1:33PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. You now have the brain of a cockroach.

I wish my car had an engine.
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 1:33PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, that's what's for lunch.

Damn, ninja'd! You'r car has an engine, but it's for a plane, a plane engine.

I wish I had time to finish my math course.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 1:39PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. You still failed though.

I wish i had a drill through my face.
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Mondenkind at 1:41PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, now you're dead.

I wish I could board that plane to Las Vegas tomarrow with confidence! (I'm seriously for real getting on a plane to Las Vegas tomarrow, so yeah…)
Run along with Captian Jack!
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Salsa at 1:44PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, you now have eternal life. You become depressed and psychotic as everyone you loved dies and centuries race by barely remembered, but you now have time to finish that math course.

edit:Sorry I got ninja'd twice.

You get on the plane only to discover it's going to Las Vegas, Panama.

I wish I knew how to compose music.
RAGE!
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same at 1:48PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. You can now compose music. But youre deaf.

I wish i was dead.
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Mondenkind at 1:51PM, July 21, 2010
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(I already killed you, you punk! XD hehe) You die, but you are sent to Purgatory, which is exactly like Earth in every way…which is fairly depressing, no?

(since I don't know whether the others were an epic fail of mine or not I'll just do a new one)

I wish I could walk on the streets of Las Vegas feeling sexy and confident and awesome! (well, it's kind of different)
Run along with Captian Jack!
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Mettaur at 1:59PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, but now my spy satellites will detect you sexy and confident thoughts, snap photos, and your pictures are in the vault magazine. enjoy.

i wish braces didn't make my jaw ache.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 2:02PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. Now they cause severe third degree burns and gangrene.

I wish it's cool down so I could mow the grass.
RAGE!
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Kroatz at 3:23PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, another ice age appears out of nowhere!

I wish I had a little leprechaun of my own.
Comidion.deviantart.com
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seventy2 at 3:42PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted The leprechaun turns out to be one of the evil ones from the movies.


I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards men.
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Salsa at 5:42PM, July 21, 2010
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Kroatz
Granted, another ice age appears out of nowhere!

YES now I never have to worry about mowing it ever again.

Granted. All of humanity is wiped out and the cockroaches live on and thank us for allowing them to become the dominant species on the planet.

I wish for FIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
RAGE!
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same at 5:48PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!

I wish for infinite wishes.
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Salsa at 6:18PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted with the stipulations that you must use them all and make a wish every twelve hours, until then you can't die. After a century of having everything given to you you try and commit suicide and wind up a vegetable.

I wish I was the Batman.
RAGE!
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Zeph at 6:20PM, July 21, 2010
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Granted, your dna has been spliced with a bat, unfortunatelyit was a dead bat.

I wish for ( )
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
I Am The 1337 Master at 6:24PM, July 21, 2010
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Well nothing happened so get used to it.

I wish for "Flo" to be funnier.
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Mettaur at 6:51PM, July 21, 2010
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She's dead, much more funny now, eh?

I wish to win the next GM election.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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