Effect: Makes regular people start liking minor characters. The infected normally rejects main characters saying they are lame. This infection can lead to death (by screaming) if the infected person's favorite minor character dies.
Treatment: creating a shrine and/or a doujin to show some appreciation for the character, or having some cookies while listening to quiet and peaceful music like those of the Rammstein records.
Flake Lorenz Virus: Caused by listening to too much Rammstein. You suddenly become nearsighted and randomly have spasms at the worst of times possible. However, your skills with a keyboard are unmatched.
The cure is listening to another awesome metal band, like Rob Zombie or Lordi.