Alright, heres how it goes down.
I made this game a while a ago and abandoned it but I'll give it a try here.

Basically he game goes like this. You are a corporate peon. You work for an intergalactic company called Macrocorp. It makes EVERYTHING. From genetic engineering to simple instant dinner soup this is you home.

Ways to die.

deppression- if your DP points fall below 0 you commit suicide in a graphic way.

postal- if your AP falls below 0, your character will go crazy and deal damage to friends for a total of 3damage to each person. you are probably ececuted straight after

hunger- if HG falls below 0 you disentegrate.

death- if your HP falls below 0 you die in a suitably graphic way.

classes-

peon-
HP-12
HG-12
DP-12
AP-12

-sword(3dmg) tazer(2dmg+projectile)
-rim of paper
-coffe mug

paper mancer-
HP-9
HG-12
DP-9
AP-8

-wand(2dmg)
-paper burst(5dmg+projectile)needs one rim of paper
-paper armor (+3 to HP)
-12 rims of paper

thats all i got for now folks.

first chose your character and when i get back we'll start it off.
i'm just making this up as i go

so we have to make up a character or what?

… There's no instructions! AAAAAaaaaaaauuuuuugghhhhhhh!!!

I am, TEH WALRUS.

Teh Walrus is an eager old space cadet whos shwang is longer then yours.