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CURSES!!!!! Curse the person above you!!
GarBonzo Bean at 4:22PM, March 13, 2009
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I curse you with the username UNcool guy!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 7:10AM, March 14, 2009
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I curse you with listening to the opening song of Watchmen over and over again.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Nintendude at 11:03AM, March 14, 2009
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I curse you with a curse about cursing that preventing cursing curses on curseable people.
Yeah..now what?
AWESOME MAN! Here to make the day more AWESOME…..MAN!
Dun dun dun awesomeman AWESOME MANNN!
*repeats until your head explodes*
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cool guy at 1:06PM, March 14, 2009
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I curse you with MY WRATH!!!!!! Expect a bear in your closet tomorrow.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 1:15PM, March 15, 2009
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i curse you to slip on a banana peel and fall into a pool of jello 12 times
If its popsicle, its possible!
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waff at 2:46PM, March 16, 2009
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may you lose you trousers in public place.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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cool guy at 3:35PM, March 16, 2009
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May you lose your MIND at a public place.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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waff at 11:43AM, March 18, 2009
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I curse you to have everyone you ever care about from now until you die to be crushed by falling cats sooner or later.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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flapjack1995 at 11:52AM, March 18, 2009
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I curse you to be crushed by falling llamas.
|GTR|FJ|MSC|
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mike_mcpeeper at 1:51PM, March 19, 2009
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I curse you to have your head crushed between two morbidly obese biker chicks.
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GarBonzo Bean at 2:54PM, March 19, 2009
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I curse you with a neverending WEDGIE!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 4:37PM, March 20, 2009
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I curse you with Atheist resisting to be converted
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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umbledijum at 12:39PM, May 6, 2009
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i'm not even gonna TELL you what you're cursed with!!!






hint: it involves your genitals
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Walrus at 2:07PM, May 6, 2009
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I curse you with missing genitals.
 
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umbledijum at 5:18PM, May 6, 2009
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i curse you to have your pants jam up and be impossible to remove every time you try to have sex with a girl. The only way you can have sex is to be raped be obese, hairy men.
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GarBonzo Bean at 6:47PM, May 7, 2009
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i curse you with cats everywhere you go, they will follow you day and night, 24/7, until you scream at them to leave you alone and get arrested for being a “public nusiance”
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Wordweaver_three at 11:05PM, May 7, 2009
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I curse you to discover that the brown stuff under your fingernails isn't dirt.
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umbledijum at 3:33PM, May 8, 2009
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i curse you to have a totally embarassing comic that you can't figure out how to delete.
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Walrus at 5:43PM, May 8, 2009
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I curse you to have a comic that is so amazing and spectacular, that no one reads it. After 30 years of long hard work you drown yourself in your toilet, but you forgot to flush!!!
 
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umbledijum at 8:13AM, May 9, 2009
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i curse you to have absolutely nothing to read for the rest of your life but incredibly crappy sprite comics.
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GarBonzo Bean at 8:16AM, May 9, 2009
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i curse you to an eternity of chewing gum that lost it's flavor
If its popsicle, its possible!
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umbledijum at 5:15PM, May 9, 2009
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i curse you with nothing to eat but soggy plain rice krispies.
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Walrus at 6:15PM, May 9, 2009
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I curse you with nothing to do but watch re-runs of Growing Pains for all eternity.
 
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umbledijum at 11:21AM, May 10, 2009
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i curse you with nothing to do but watch angelic layer for all eternity. (WORST. ANIME. EVER.)
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GarBonzo Bean at 10:23AM, May 17, 2009
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I curse you with a name nobody can pronounce
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 7:34PM, May 17, 2009
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I curse you with a pronunciation no one can name…wtf?
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Wordweaver_three at 10:11PM, May 17, 2009
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I curse you with always coming up with the perfect one-liner in every situation, two days after the situation occurs.
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dcole at 3:44PM, May 18, 2009
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I curse thee with the knowledge that you gave up your hot, loving wife who worked as a model to save your frail and already dying Aunt, a decision that left you single, alone, and in a shitty apartment.
Daniel Cole
Writer/Artist, Carbon and Space
Magazine Editor, The Frontiersman
www.brokenfrontier.com
Twitter: @CarbonandSpace

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GarBonzo Bean at 6:33PM, May 19, 2009
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I curse you with an annoying alam clock that goes off by itself
If its popsicle, its possible!
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ParkerFarker at 1:42PM, May 20, 2009
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I curse you with the curse that you have sons. Handsome, beautiful boys. Articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken away!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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