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Do you sparkle in the sun?
seventy2 at 3:09PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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Do you talk about the Fact that soon it will be a new moon?

Do your friends love half naked teenagers with awesome abs?

Did you break up with your boyfriend for not being edward cullen?


your life must be so Twilight
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martinlo_23 at 3:52PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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Do you sparkle in the sun? No.

Do you talk about the Fact that soon it will be a new moon? No.

Do your friends love half naked teenagers with awesome abs? Yes. Just my friends.

Did you break up with your girlfriend for not being a hot star?Yes.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Orin J Master at 4:19PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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i guess “Twilight” is slang for pathetic now?

man, this thread is twilight.
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martinlo_23 at 4:30PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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Dude, you made my day with that line.



Twilight=Pathetic.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Inkmonkey at 4:35PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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By coincidence someone showed me that page just the other day. I have to say: all the ones I was specifically told about were from horrible, horrible people. Now I'm wondering if there are any normal, non-crazy posts on there. Or how many of the people on there are just anti-Twilight and deliberately post about weird-ass crap to make Twilight fans look even crazier.
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therealtj at 4:36PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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Yes, no, yes, and yes.

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Freegurt at 4:58PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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As quoted from the Geekologie website:

“Today I was hopping around the forest, munching some carrots, you know – the usual, when some glittery asshole killed me so he could drink my blood. WTF JERK?! MLIT.

by Peter Rabbit - My Life - Your life is SO Twilight! (1,593) - Not so much Twilight.. (2)”
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ozoneocean at 7:29PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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I sparkle if you cover me in glitter.
If you cover me in glitter I punch you in the groin. -_-

I could never be a girl- The actor that plays the vampire dude looks like his hair was applied with a giant toothpaste tube and his face looks like it was squashed in an industrial accident.
The one that plays the werewolf looks like he has the face of a wet-behind-the-ears 13 year old boy, grafted onto the bull-necked head of an over muscular 23 year old- on a body that will soon turn to flab.

Basically if they like one, they're a freak, if they like the other, they're a twisted paedo.
 
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lothar at 8:20PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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the only way om gunna watch something “twilight” is if it has the word ZONE after it.
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ozoneocean at 8:29PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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the only way om gunna watch something “twilight” is if it has the word ZONE after it.
Twilight-ozone! O_O
 
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Chernobog at 9:03PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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Twilight-ozone! O_O

Run with it, you're onto something here!
 
 
“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
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ozoneocean at 9:13PM, Dec. 3, 2009
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The prospect of either is just far too terrifying D:
 
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crocty at 9:32AM, Dec. 4, 2009
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This like some bastardisation of averagewizard

Which is an extreme bastardisation of Mylifeisaverage.

The two formers are terrible, terrible sites.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 8:49PM, Dec. 4, 2009
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Which in itself is a bastardization of FML, which is actually worth reading because laughing at other people is fun.

Only read the toplist though.
i will also like to know you the more
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:05AM, Dec. 5, 2009
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Twighlight is TERRIBLE. T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E! The wring in the books is #$^% the acting on the movies is worse #$^% and the entire series is ripped off another older book that also SUCKS #$^%! Everything about it is terrible-EVERYTHING.

This thread is REALLY shiny…
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crocty at 10:29AM, Dec. 5, 2009
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Which in itself is a bastardization of FML, which is actually worth reading because laughing at other people is fun.

Only read the toplist though.
Nah, FML is lame now, just people saying “Today I was so fucking retarded I set myself on fire. FML”

Although MLIA is really getting stupid too. I'm bored of the whole idea!
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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HippieVan at 2:57PM, Dec. 5, 2009
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I haven't seen the movies, but I read the first two Twilight books. I mean, they were okay, but I wouldn't say they were exceptional or even good, really. They weren't awful but I definitely don't get the obsession with them.

crocty
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Which in itself is a bastardization of FML, which is actually worth reading because laughing at other people is fun.

Only read the toplist though.
Nah, FML is lame now, just people saying “Today I was so fucking retarded I set myself on fire. FML”

Although MLIA is really getting stupid too. I'm bored of the whole idea!

MLIA is a funny site…seems like it started out as a parody of FML where people would post completely normal things in their lives, and now it's people boasting about “cool” things that happened to them.
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SansTalent at 11:49AM, Dec. 8, 2009
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the only way om gunna watch something “twilight” is if it has the word ZONE after it.

The Godfather XXXIV: Twilight of Fabrizzio Calzzone
The end of Superman: Twilight of the Phantom Zone


Hold on, what happens to the Twilight Princess?!
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seventy2 at 9:22AM, Dec. 9, 2009
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lothar
the only way om gunna watch something “twilight” is if it has the word ZONE after it.

The Godfather XXXIV: Twilight of Fabrizzio Calzzone
The end of Superman: Twilight of the Phantom Zone


Hold on, what happens to the Twilight Princess?!

you don't watch twilight princess….
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SansTalent at 4:28PM, Dec. 10, 2009
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you don't watch twilight princess….
Well, to be exact, you could just watch it, but yeah, I'll agree it's considerably better to play it yourself.
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Zad at 9:22PM, Dec. 10, 2009
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seventy2
you don't watch twilight princess….
Well, to be exact, you could just watch it, but yeah, I'll agree it's considerably better to play it yourself.

I disagree, but only for myself. I personally love watching people play computer/video games, and I suck at them, so, hey? Why not? MLIA




Oh yeah, and what about the eclipse? New moons are so two weeks ago.
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xxRabbit_Freakxx at 10:24PM, Jan. 3, 2010
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Do I sparkle in the sun? Of course I do!Who doesn't? *walks outside and spontaneously combusts* Dear god!Why?!
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Colson at 6:53AM, Jan. 10, 2010
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Guys, this is awesome. You watch enough TV and you start to think that you're the only one who hates Twilight. I remember my expression when I saw that Nancy start to sparkle in the sun, it was the same expression I gave when the doctor told me I had to get a colonoscopy: confused, angry, and clenching my anus.
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TS Fawkes at 1:00AM, Jan. 18, 2010
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I can get really sweaty so I tend to sparkle if I'm exposed to heat for any long period of time.
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SansTalent at 11:11AM, Jan. 18, 2010
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Wait, how can you hate it from watching tv? Have they ever aired that on tv?
I thought you could only get your hatred of vampemos via internet?
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B__ at 10:31PM, Jan. 31, 2010
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I found grammer mistakes in her last book. TskTsk.
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lothar at 1:39AM, Feb. 1, 2010
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I found grammer mistakes in her last book. TskTsk.
you read her book ! haha !
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Sea_Cow at 8:24PM, Feb. 1, 2010
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I get migraines in the sun.











Sigh…
I am so happy to finally be back home
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B__ at 4:58PM, Feb. 4, 2010
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I found grammer mistakes in her last book. TskTsk.
you read her book ! haha !

They were an easy read, and an escape I'll agree to that. But the level of grammar errors makes it rather dumb. Plus the fact that Bella completely gices her morals and self away for just a mere man paints an unrealistic and dangerous picture for preteens just coming to know love.
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