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Drunk Duck Mafia XXXII - Anarchy in Townston.
Ochitsukanai at 5:48PM, Aug. 3, 2010
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Pastel the Townie is dead.
The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just and charitable war.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Mettaur at 6:53PM, Aug. 3, 2010
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Salsa made loud angry sounds from the face mouth, did a paradox break or something?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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crocty at 7:43PM, Aug. 3, 2010
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Ochitsukanai
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Pastel the Townie is dead.
The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just and charitable war.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Salsa at 9:10PM, Aug. 3, 2010
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rokulily
Salsa
YOU FOOLS!

Do you realize what you have DONE?!?

no. sorry. still a bit confused. muffin?

Yes, thank you.

*takes bite*

mmmm
Banana nut bread.
RAGE!
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Niccea at 7:02AM, Aug. 4, 2010
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This is all I got.

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Zeph at 7:55AM, Aug. 4, 2010
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Victory is mine!





meh
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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I Am The 1337 Master at 8:46AM, Aug. 4, 2010
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Niccea

behold the mafia legacy.
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rokulily at 9:23AM, Aug. 4, 2010
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Niccea
This is all I got.



yeah, yeah that seems about right… i should bake some oatmeal butterscotch cookies now…
 
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seventy2 at 9:48AM, Aug. 4, 2010
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OMG THAT WOULD BE DELICIOUS!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 10:09AM, Aug. 4, 2010
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OMG THAT WOULD BE DELICIOUS!
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Product Placement at 5:49PM, Aug. 4, 2010
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Night 5 - The Final Narration:

Tonight the town was eerily quiet. It was not unlike the quietness that ruled that fateful night when the mayor died but the mood was completely different. There was no tranquility in this stillness, only tension. The town hall was gone, the shopping district was a mess, the dead lay scattered across the town. Indeed, the mafia had caused great harm to this town. So where were those who are still alive? Why does the town feel so deserted?



“Help me out with these cables” called salsa down to 1337 master.
“What the hell am I supposed to do with this?” asked Mettaur confused.
“Look it's like this is rocket… never mind, hand.” sighed salsa and pointed out to him the sexy pin up calender, which now had gained Mettaur's full attention.
Kitty and rokulily disconnected the fuel pipe, once the rocket was done refueling and prepared to climb up the silo.
This was actually quite a clever idea. The mafia was monitoring all the exits out of town, thus denying anyone the chance to escape, so Salsa came up with this plan to use his personal rocket to get out of here.

“All right, then! Time to prepare for launch.” announced Salsa as he closed the last hatch, satisfied with the calibration. “-If all goes well, we should land safely near the east coast, after a beautiful sightseeing trip”.
“Sounds nice. Mind if I tag along?” asked Niccea, wielding a knife in her hand.
“Gah! What's with you guys, sneaking behind people?” shouted salsa startled, as he narrowly dodged her attack.
Niccea ignored him and tried attacking again but Salsa grabbed on to one of the support cables and flung himself over the guardrail, swinging to the opposite walkway.
“Get your asses up here!” shouted salsa down to the girls who were busy fending off seventy2, who was climbing the stairs behind them.
“It'll be a cold day in hell before I'll let one of you get close to me again.” shouted kitty furiously as she kicked towards seventy2.
“I don't have time to chase after you guys” grunted seventy and flung his knife into Rokulily's back.
Watching Roku fall to the ground caused Kitty to panic and run for her life. With a satisfied smirk the hitman picked up his knife again and walked down the stairs again.
1337 master punched the launch button which started the countdown for the launch.
“T minus 60 seconds” announced the monitor and disconnected the support cables.
“Hurry up!” shouted salsa as he climbed in the hatch with kitty close behind.
“T minus 50 seconds”
“Oh boy. October is even hotter then July” murmured Mettaur oblivious about his surroundings as Niccea approached him from behind.
“Sigh… Salsa was right. We're too much into this whole ‘coming from behind’ gimmick” said Niccea as she wiped the blood from behind.
“T minus 40 seconds”
Salsa closed the hatch once kitty was inside and secured it against mafia infiltration. “strap yourself in” he ordered kitty before crawling into the cockpit.
“T minus 30 seconds”
“Good job distracting salsa.” said seventy2 as him and Niccea stormed to the hangar door.
“I take it that you succeed in your part of the job?”
“Yeah, I had to scare off the girls first so they wouldn't see what I was doing first.”
“Wonderful, let's keep talking about this once we're out of blast radius”
“T minus 20 seconds”
salsa strapped himself in the pilot chair and got himself ready for the launch. He gave himself a second to look at the stars, once the roof had completely opened.
“Well, this is the point of no return.”
“T minus 10 seconds”
“Disengage the locking clamps.” ordered salsa to 1337 master.
“… I can't! It's jammed for some reason!”
“What!?”
“3”
“2”
“1”

The rocket engaged, filling the silo with fire which spewed out the opening at the top. For a brief moment the building took on appearance of a gargantuan torch until the fuel inside the trapped rocket was ignited by the heat. The whole city block was consumed in hellfire. The two hitman barely made out of there as they tapped at their overheated backsides.
“Wonderful job, my subjects.” replied Anthony most pleased. “-I couldn't have asked for better minions.”
“Still would have been better to allow the serial killer to live. We could have used the extra hand.” grumbled Niccea.
“Nonsense! I had full competence in you.” said Anthony before looking over at the incinerated city block. He glances over at the destroyed town center and the adjacent shopping street.
“-Hmm… I guess we won't get top grade for finesse, though.”

And so ends the violent chapter that was the Anarchy of Townston. The mafia got their revenge and gained the control of the desolate and damaged streets. It would take a while for them to fix everything up, but at least there was nobody left to oppose them.

The end.

Mettaur the paramedic,
I Am The 1337 Master the Townie,
Salsa the Townie,
kitty17 the Townie,
and rokulily the Townie
are all dead.

Niccea the Hitman
Seventy2 the Hitman
and Anthony Mercer the Godfather are triumphant.


Game Over!
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa at 6:08PM, Aug. 4, 2010
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stupid mechanical failures…

Alright Who left the wrench to where they could get to it?

Oh and sorry for suspecting you 1337.
RAGE!
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Ochitsukanai at 6:17PM, Aug. 4, 2010
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kitty17 the Townie
When beggars die there are no comets seen;
The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes.


man, she was the only one in the list who wasn't seemingly out to lynch me. would have been more fitting if it were plural >_<
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and Anthony Mercer the Godfather
Aw, he's always such a cordial little chap. Who can begrudge it to him?

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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crocty at 6:21PM, Aug. 4, 2010
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kitty17 the Townie is dead.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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seventy2 at 6:52PM, Aug. 4, 2010
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i….i was on a winning team, and i lived?

this is a first…
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Product Placement at 4:41AM, Aug. 5, 2010
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seventy2
i….i was on a winning team, and i lived?

this is a first…
-Pat's on back-



Incidentally, since people seem to be at an agreement to take a break from the game, I will be postponing the next GM election for the next couple of weeks.

For those who are interested in playing again, check back on the third week off august when those who wish to GM the next game can send in their finely polished concepts.

And I hope you guys did enjoy this game to a certain degree.
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:34AM, Aug. 5, 2010
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Yay! I can change my avatar!

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Mettaur the paramedic,
Niccea the Hitman

Shoulda known.


Salsa
Oh and sorry for suspecting you 1337.
Well I did leave the wrench there so it kinda…


I…I was on a losing team and I died?

As expected…
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Mettaur at 10:31AM, Aug. 5, 2010
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Be warned, a helicoptor is going to land in the city of townston soon, packed with a few survivors, straight from hell. Gentlemen, and ladies, I bring you the willamette mall survivors!

In translation from fancy nerd talk, some dudes I made friends with over on a dead rising site, coming over here for a game. Sweet game too, dead rising. Can't wait for fortune city!

Even more translated, so no listen to Mettaur fan talk:
Friends coming over from other site, to play mafia games.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 10:47AM, Aug. 5, 2010
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Alert these friends of the break.
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Mettaur at 11:02AM, Aug. 5, 2010
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Oh, damn, didn't expect that..well, we'll still be running Mafia Games over there I guess. If anyone is interested.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Hakoshen at 4:28PM, Aug. 5, 2010
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Aaah yes. Feels good to be on the winning team!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Salsa at 4:53PM, Aug. 5, 2010
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Well. I'm sad to say that I will not be running for GM for a while. I work from 10AM on Saturday to 4AM on Sunday this Fall.

Yes you read that right, I am working 18 hours straight, on Saturdays, during football season.

Oh and did I mention the store is within spitting distance of Bryant-Denny Stadium?

Yeah, I'm gonna be in a straight-jacket when this is over.
RAGE!
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pastel at 9:03PM, Aug. 5, 2010
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In a shady office, hidden is thick cloud of cigarette smoke, a rather posh looking individual looked through the personal files of one of the villagers.

Posh?

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and Anthony Mercer the Godfather are triumphant.


So called it.
.
. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D
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Product Placement at 5:15AM, Aug. 6, 2010
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Alert these friends of the break.
That's right. We're taking a two week break now. In the third week of august, I will be posting a new GM election thread and the next cycle will begin anew.

Should give you plenty of time to finish the game that you're running off site.

P.S. I hope the drama didn't make this game a poor experience for some of you.
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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Anthony Mercer at 1:17AM, Aug. 7, 2010
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Sorry I haven't been on lately - I won't be getting my internet connection back until September (I'm using a phone to post this.)

I'm glad we won, and the bit I couldn't believe I got away with was accusing jninjashadow - the obvious flaw in my reasoning is that, if ninja was the godfather, his protection would be revealed by the fact that he didn't die! That's the only reason I didn't join in.
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:41PM, Aug. 17, 2010
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When…


When will the new game start?


When…


When will it start?


Crap…


Bored…


Tah-dah!
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crocty at 1:40AM, Aug. 18, 2010
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I Am The 1337 Master
When…


When will the new game start?


When…


When will it start?


Crap…


Bored…


Tah-dah!
I don't know.
If only PP had posted saying when the next game was starting.

Unfortunately I've looked at the last two posts and didn't see him post. What a shame.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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I Am The 1337 Master at 7:11AM, Aug. 18, 2010
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I haven't seen him posting since the last game ended.
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Product Placement at 9:51AM, Aug. 18, 2010
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I said couple of weeks so I'll be posting the GM election thread pretty soon. The goal was to start it before the last week of the month, so that the next game should be ready to start before September but I've heard that you guys are aching to go again so I'll kickstart it now.

Edit: Here you go.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 12:53PM, Aug. 18, 2010
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^I'm freaking psychic or something.
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