Hi.. I'm Zlargez. I don't know what else to say….Well, I hope to get to know a lot of you!

And there sure is alot of us, Welcome to the DD Community.
Enjoy the Stay.

A man of few words eh Zlargez? Your brevity speaks volumes. It is said that still waters run deep, or deep waters run Steely, or something like that and I'm sure these qualities will stand you in good stead in your quest for that which all men seek… cult membership and free Cola. Your quest may be almost over.

A word of warning. Don't believe the rumours: there is no Volte6; there never was. Amanda is the author of all that you survey and you would do well to remember that - you didn't hear it from me.

I do hope you enjoy your stay and as it appears to be my turn to operate the trout mask replica:

BLAAAARFGH!

Ironscarfs Ghost
A man of few words eh Zlargez? Your brevity speaks volumes. It is said that still waters run deep, or deep waters run Steely, or something like that and I'm sure these qualities will stand you in good stead in your quest for that which all men seek… cult membership and free Cola. Your quest may be almost over.

A word of warning. Don't believe the rumours: there is no Volte6; there never was. Amanda is the author of all that you survey and you would do well to remember that - you didn't hear it from me.

I do hope you enjoy your stay and as it appears to be my turn to operate the trout mask replica:

BLAAAARFGH!

Say, where did that jellied fish swim off to?

Holy cow, I think he was flushed dooowwwn the toilet! Just guessin.

Amanda is much cooler than (even the concept of) volte6 ever was anyhow scarf-man :) And clean up that mess.

Zlargez, my friend, welcome and enjoy the show.. some great stuff and people here to get to know and check out :)

Welcome to the duck!

Sea_Cow
Say, where did that jellied fish swim off to?

That's what I, Renga Studio, am gonna find out!

IN SEARCH OF CUSTARD TROUT



Cheerio, Zlargez! Welcome to DrunkDuck! :) If you're wondering what I'm doing here in merry old England, I'm searching for the not-so-merry old Custard Trout, who is–*gasp*–missing! And since he was a rather British chap, I figured I'd start the search in the capital of his homeland! How'd I get there, you ask? Simple, my friend! I used my weather machine to create a flying cloud to bring me here! Of course, I'll only fly close to the ground (or the ocean) because I'm really afraid of heights! Well, have fun making comics here, Zlargez, and enjoy the weather back on DD (which I can still control from here >:))!

(Renga uses his weather machine to cause an unpleasantly cold wind to blow here.)

Renga Studio
(Renga uses his weather machine to cause an unpleasantly cold wind to blow here.)

You used your weather machine to blow a cold wind through London town? We get that every day.

Give us some goddamn sunshine fer chris'sake!

Welcome! Wow, I see you've met our crazy welcome entourage. They're good chaps, really, just remember to watch your back in case any of them get…restless. I"m sure you'll get to know us all much better than you'd ever have wanted. ;)

Oh, and Renga, if you need a hand finding old Custard Trout, just give me a holler. I'm more than willing to pack up and head for a little English vacation if you're flying me there free of charge. ;)

Wow, I disappear for the weekend and come back as the author of everything! Sweet! *flips hair importantly*

Lovely to meet you, Zlargez! There are lots of us for you to meet, as Darko said - we're all quite pleasant (well, most of us).

Renga, there's no such thing as unpleasantly cold - I heart the cold, and you are welcome to keep it coming. Sorry Ironscarf's Ghost - London may be cold and damp already, but Texas is pretty much boiling itself alive, and any relief is much appreciated.

Oooh, yes! Let's have a huge Custard-Trout-locating road trip! I have a passport that I haven't used yet, and I'm just itching to go somewhere. (Um, itching metaphorically…not literally. That would be, um, awkward.)

Welcome Zlargez, hope you enjoy your time here on the Duck… you'll get used to the zany antics here.

I'm flying up to Kanata tomorrow so I'm made sure Trout wasn't eaten by a Moose… I still think Trout and Cow are some mad vacation together (ah, true love!).

Amanda, are you saying you aren't the author of everything????

Mushroom, could you pass it around man, I'm getting kinda bummed about the whole Trout thing… cough…

sorry bout that…
*passes upon the left hand side*

Welcome to Drunkduck! I'm sure that you'll like it, it's fun here.

Zlargez sounds like the name of some crazy new pokeman. ARE YOU A POKEMAN, ZLARGEZ?

Welcome! Welcome!
I cant belive i missed the welcoming onterage Parade!DAMN! NOW I'LL NEVER BECOME A STAR!!!

Oh well live & learn… no rest for the wicked … aside from Trout… but hey Ejoy the show!

Sea_Cow
Zlargez sounds like the name of some crazy new pokeman. ARE YOU A POKEMAN, ZLARGEZ?

No i am a mexican Alien. ESPADE LE LOCO!No, if anything, I am a German/Irish alien. But, I am not. And pokemon is sorta….gay in a way. I'm still surprised they haven't came out with a penismon!
Well, all joking aside, I made up the name ZLargez. I wanted it to sound mysterious, yet cool.

Welcome to the Duck. I don't ever really know what to say in these threads either, actually. I mostly respond to PQs and e-mails. :P

Gay pokemon? Ha, where is smoke when you need him :)

(thanks shroom, much better :)

Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?