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fake goodbye to drunkduck
Locoma at 12:38AM, June 2, 2007
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uhm… well, just write as if you were leaving the duck for good. Try to make it as dramatic as possible. The reason can be a personal problem (going to jail) a problem with DD (I think DD sucks because…) or whatever you come up with. Try to elaborate it, avoid 1 sentence goodbyes (I'm leaving because U SUCK, hahahah). WRITE AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST POST!!!

Some rulez:
-don't use this as an excuse to complain about something you really don't like
-don't adress anyone in particular (such as “I'm leaving because (…) is an asshole” )
-you can give it any mood you want (funny, sad, angry, pathetic, crazy, awkward)
-try to be vague, sort of melancholic, put yourself into it!

you might be rewarded for a touching performance

that's it
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tokyopimp5764 at 7:50AM, June 2, 2007
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i am dien in 27 seven day's and this wil be my last post…. it's been great but ya know what? i like to leave with a bang so everyone thatgets on dd…PARTY AT MY PLACE!!!!! HOT NAKED CHICKS AND THE WHOLE NINEYARDS !!! BOOZE FOR EVERYONE!!!! AND LADY"S TAKE UR PICK AT THE GUYS IN THIS PLACE!!!!!!!….
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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yaz47 at 9:53PM, June 2, 2007
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I am leaving DD because I am going to die in two months and am jail for being so awesome. I hope Cthulhu gets something other than hair bands in the vending machine, and that people continue to post on the forums. Oh, by the way you all are AWESOME!

(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Atom Apple at 12:30PM, June 3, 2007
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I'm leaving 'cause I released a virus that is causing everyone to die, including you two. Now, I must run from the Army in my backyard.
i will also like to know you the more
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Locoma at 5:40PM, June 4, 2007
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Dear Drunkduck, dear members: I'm leaving you.
I've been trying to deal with the enormous guilt I'm feeling for what I've done, but I can't hold it anymore. This is the end of the road. I won't carry this weight no more. Here's where I draw the line.
Don't worry about me, in a couple of months (seconds) you won't remember me nor my grayscale putrid lonely sad comics that were in fact a cheap copycat of the comics I read everyday (only not successful). I've been creating tons and tons of accounts, pretending to be my own audience, leaving comments in my own comics with every account, answering my own PQs, faving and everything.
Last week someone real commented my comic and it was the first time anyone ever talked to me, in my life, and it felt great at first, but then it made me realize how miserable I feel and how pathetic my attempt to rule your precious world was. My life is ruined, it's all over.

Bye
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Cthulhu at 5:56PM, June 4, 2007
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Bye!

What did you expect??? Fine.

Fellow DDers. I am sorry to report that I must leave you now. I know that you will not miss me, and I sure as hell won't miss you. Except for a few of you. Please, don't even bother to remember me, because I'm coming back in about five years, so everyone can say, “Oh look at him! He's from 2006! He's old! He should be an admin!” So yeah. Goodbye.

Ok, I'm gunna go puke now.
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drgngrl at 6:33AM, June 14, 2007
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Oh lovely members of Drunk Duck,

i am regretful to say that i will no longer be with you. Some of you i don't know, and some of you i do, all of you though, i will miss you. NOT! You pathetic humans of this world are no match for my artistic desires, every one of you is just a wannabe artist trying to find a place in the world which will love you. You are not Picasso, you are not DeVinchi, you are not even good enough for my five year old self. I leave you all here with your crappy excuse for comics and go on in the world in search of real talent. BLAST!!! MY ACCOUNT! IT CANNOT BE ERASED!!! oh god! puny humans, do NOT trace me, this is my goodbye and i shall change my name after this so you shall not find me!!!!! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!!!

ADIOS EL STUPIDO MEATBALLS!!!!
(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/
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Krensada at 8:10AM, July 5, 2007
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Im sorry…after careful deduction i found out what in my life needed to go. this site needed to go. It sickens me. I found out i hate the colors orage and blue when they are both used together. Green duck cartoons make me edgy. and I have now become a sever alcoholic because i thought it was okay to be drunk all the time like the mascot.


Goodbye!
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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fern at 10:17AM, July 5, 2007
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I'm leaving to pursue my life-long dream… getting actual ducks, drunk.
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Adenn at 1:01PM, July 6, 2007
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I is leaving because I dont like drunk duck. Where should I begin? Oh yes! Well first of all… WHERE ARE THE CUP HOLDERS!?!?!? And whats with this shag carpeting? Stop getting the ducks drunk… it may be funny but they will die of alchahol poisoning! >.>
also my comic sucks so… yeah bye bye and all that jazz
(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
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fern at 10:08PM, July 6, 2007
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I'm leaving because Adenn is leaving.

'Nuff said.
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Krensada at 9:49AM, July 7, 2007
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Im leaving because of all the furry rips of my avatar.
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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Cthulhu at 9:58AM, July 7, 2007
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This is a depressing game…
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Glarg at 10:06AM, July 7, 2007
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Dear DrunkDuckers, The one you knew as Comicmasta/Super Jesus/Glarg has finally had one too many drinks. As of 3:00 a.m. this morning his liver couldn't take anymore damage…we pulled the plug on him because we didn't want him to suffer but…now his drunken ghost will haunt our graves for pulling that plug. He could of survived but we thought “Eh life would be better off without a lazy good for nothing Drunk.”
So this will be the last post you ever see from the user called Glarg, and he wanted me to tell everyone that before he died….the world is a fucked up place filled with bastardy covered bastards with bastard fillings, and that we need to be less bastardly or we all might end up like him…Dead from alcohol poisoning…Amen mother f**kers!


-Michael


(Eh? how was that?)
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fern at 1:33PM, July 7, 2007
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I'm leaving because I hate Americans.
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Cthulhu at 1:38PM, July 7, 2007
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I'm leaving because fern left.

I have the best reason.
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fern at 1:47PM, July 7, 2007
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I'm leaving because ComicSpace is bettre.
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Cthulhu at 1:51PM, July 7, 2007
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fern
I'm leaving because ComicSpace is bettre.
That is an awful reason.
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fern at 1:56PM, July 7, 2007
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Cthulhu
fern
I'm leaving because ComicSpace is bettre.
That is an awful reason.

Ghehe!

I'm leaving because the planet Mars does not have the internet yet.
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Locoma at 10:00PM, July 11, 2007
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Glarg
the world is a fucked up place filled with bastardy covered bastards with bastard fillings, and that we need to be less bastardly or we all might end up like him…Dead from alcohol poisoning…Amen mother f**kers!

Michael


(Eh? how was that?)

hahahah I can't remember if it was kelso or cox who said that… Also! I remember comicmasta… I like Glarg more though, it's neater… and I remember Glarg from FS now. As comicmasta you only did a sketch from FS 1, if I remember correctly

ENOUGH! bye drunkduck… I'll join ferns crusade of getting actual ducks, drunk.
of course it's depressing! that's the whole idea, to be as depressing as you can, and that's funny :D haa haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I Hate you all. I Hate this place, I'm off
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fern at 10:15AM, July 12, 2007
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I'm leaving to join DC's DD.
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mechanical_lullaby at 4:20PM, July 12, 2007
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Drunkduck.
I've been holding something inside of me for so long. I can't stand it anymore. You already know what I have to say. You. Already. Know. So why can't we just be adults about it? I will not tolerate… I will not allow you to do this to me any longer. We never see each other anymore. You never even try to hold me anymore. I spend night and day crying. But he was there for me. You can't even get up off the couch anymore. You wont go out with me and my friends. I'm holding up two jobs to keep this place and you're fighting with the neighbors and fucking vomitting on their porch. I'm tired of this. Either you sober up or I'm leaving.

Oh don't you fucking dare bring that up you insensitive whore.

Oh, me? I'm the whore now??? Well I guess that's it then. Yeah, okay. I've been cheating on you. Yeah I'm sure you knew. With who? Huh? You want to know? Comic Genesis.

DON'T YOU DARE.

That's it. I'm leaving.

Change? You can change? I've fallen for that before.

Comic Genesis likes me for who I am. I'm not some alcohol jockey. I'm not here to bring you your booze. Get out of my apartment. GO.

Fine. I'll go. I'M GOING. OH AND ONE MORE THING. YOU'RE VERY SMALL. EVEN FOR A DUCK.

EDIT: we're leaving the duck or… LEAVING the duck?

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nerdsareinvading at 4:29PM, July 12, 2007
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…i'm leaving because i think this screen hurts my eyes to look at it and from it i have gone almost comletely illiterate and deaf in one ear…and you all sicken me and i am suing all of your asses for this damage to me…see you in court…bring your checkbooks…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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fern at 5:18PM, July 12, 2007
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I'm leaving because I have aids… and the doctors urged me to leave because I might infect everyone…
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nerdsareinvading at 3:34PM, July 13, 2007
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i'm leaving because i dont want ferns aids to further cripple me…an d because i hate you all so very dearly…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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fern at 10:29PM, July 13, 2007
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I'm leaving DD because I hate haters.
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nerdsareinvading at 11:14AM, Aug. 1, 2007
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i am leaving DD because i am tired of living here i strapped myself to a recliner in front of my computer and my eyes dont owrk so well and i have bed sores all over…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:11PM
vgman at 6:43PM, Aug. 1, 2007
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good by DD. im sorry that i have to leave but alieans have visited me and have said that if i leave with them tommorow they will show me the universe and i can live with them at their place (apparently they dont know me). and as that is a VAST improvement over my family i just have to take them up on it (plus they say that their video games are so far beond ours). also they say that if i dont go thier going to probe me and NOT wype my memorie
RIP TD :cry2:
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nerdsareinvading at 3:55PM, Aug. 2, 2007
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im leaving…do not expect me to have justification to my reasons or you shall find yourself quite dissapointed…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:11PM
RaiteLi at 9:48AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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I am too ashamed to impose my existance upon everyone who is of higher deservance than I. I have no life. My sorry-ness cannot be excused. If you'll excuse me now, I must leave you all before I get out of hand. Yay, you all are spared. Good bye and Good luck.


(Weak?)
So… how's life?
-Life? We live here.-
“And its sorta roomy.”
Is it?
-Yeah, so stop taking up space.-
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