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DarkGesen at 2:47PM, Feb. 10, 2011
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!


No one else said it, so I had to.
I haven't even seen 300. Just that (in)famous scene on YouTube.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:20AM, Feb. 13, 2011
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“Why the fuck did you take him away from us you motherfucker?”
-SOAD, ‘Soil’

“You naughty little person”
-John Cleese, Monty Python's Flying Circus

“Dicks and Vaginas. They look different but my dad says they taste the same.”
-Bo Burnham, ‘I’m Bo Yo (live)'

“Defacate on the lawns of the Barbies and Kens!”
-Say Anything, ‘Have At Thee!’

“Take what you get, but first ask for the world.”
-Some book I forget but remember this quote from

“Now that I'm an old fuck…”
-George Carlin, ‘Old Fuck’

“Waffles!”
-GiR, Invader Zim

“Stabbed her fifty, fuckin times…ripped her heart out right before her eyes!”
-Avenged Sevenfold, A Little Piece of Heaven

"Holy !“
-James Patterson, Maximum Ride (so sad that I remember this)

”There…
was an old farmer who sat on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his…
FIST at some boys who were down by the dock. Their feet in the water their hands on their…
MARBLES and playthings and at half past the four, there came a young lady she looked like a…
PRETTY young lady she sat on the grass, she lifted her skirt and she showed them her…
RUFFLES and laces and white fluffy duck. She said she was learning a new way to…
BRING up her children so they would not spit. While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling…
REFUSE and litter from yesterdays hunt. While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her…
EYES at the guy who was down by the dock. He looked like a man with a sizeable…
HOME in the mountains with a big fence out front. And if he asked politely she'd show him her…
LITTLE pet dog who was subject to fits. And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her…
SMALL tender hand with a movement so quick. And then she'd bend over and suck on his…
CANDY so tasty made of butterscotch, and then he'd spread whipped cream all over her…
COOKIES that she had left out on the shelf. If you think this is dirty you can go
BOOP yourself."
-The Arrogant Worms, ‘The Assumption Song’

If you think I copied and pasted that, you're wrong.


And I have many many more quotes I quote daily.


I am the quote king.
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ayesinback at 8:21AM, Feb. 18, 2011
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Now is the winter of our discontent
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Nergal at 5:13PM, Feb. 18, 2011
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It's my money, and I need it now!
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mlai at 5:59PM, Feb. 18, 2011
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I want my two dollars!

FIGHT current chapter: Filling In The Gaps
FIGHT_2 current chapter: Light Years of Gold
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patrickdevine at 10:49PM, Feb. 18, 2011
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mlai
I want my two dollars!
Sorry, I don't have a dime.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 7:34AM, Feb. 19, 2011
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Nergal
It's my money, and I need it now!
J C Wentworth…877 cash now!

If you have structured settlements and you need cash now…

CALL JG WENTWORTH!

877-CASH-NOW!


I love that commercial. I considered auditioning for one of my plays with it.


More quotes from 1337:
“Every time I see my black friend in the hallways I'm like ‘'Sup Jamal?’ even though his name is Steve.”
“Hell; Hitler was there
And so were the Jews; It got-
A little awkward” (this is a Haiku)
-(both) Bo Burnham

And…I'm quoteless right now.
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bravo1102 at 11:28PM, Feb. 20, 2011
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Richard III
This is the winter of our discontent

Made glorious summer by this son of York!

A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!
(Peasant leads up horse Richard gives the peasant his crown.)
You know you just may have changed the entire path of British history…
-Dave Allen at Large.

These are the times that try men's souls.
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mlai at 3:51AM, Feb. 21, 2011
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Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

FIGHT current chapter: Filling In The Gaps
FIGHT_2 current chapter: Light Years of Gold
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ozoneocean at 5:49AM, Feb. 21, 2011
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Ayesinback
This is the winter of our discontent

Rimmer in Red Dwarf doing all he knew of Richard the III:
*pauses, takes deep breath, distend nostrils* “…NnnnnnnooW…”
That does pop into my head a lot. But no one gets it when you use it. :(
 
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:28AM, Feb. 21, 2011
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mlai
Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Life Alert!
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Genejoke at 1:14PM, Feb. 21, 2011
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ozoneocean
Ayesinback
This is the winter of our discontent

Rimmer in Red Dwarf doing all he knew of Richard the III:
*pauses, takes deep breath, distend nostrils* “…NnnnnnnooW…”
That does pop into my head a lot. But no one gets it when you use it. :(

So many from red dwarf


Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
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bravo1102 at 11:59PM, Feb. 21, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master
mlai
Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Life Alert!

I have a lot of stories about that being a security guard in a senior residence. Life Alert calls me to say that the First Aid is on the way. And then yelling at the monitor to tell them that help has arrived. lol! Like talking to one of those drive-in windows that can't get your order right.

Speaking of drive-in windows…

Where's the beef?
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ayesinback at 11:00AM, Feb. 22, 2011
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Where's the beef?
LOL! Has anyone under 35 even Heard of that?

Even older (Destry Rides Again):

I set em up, and you knock em down. I SET EM UP AND YOU KNOCK EM DOWN. THIS is gettin monotonous.

I think Puzo practically stole the line.
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bravo1102 at 1:58AM, Feb. 23, 2011
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Even older (Destry Rides Again):

I set em up, and you knock em down. I SET EM UP AND YOU KNOCK EM DOWN. THIS is gettin monotonous.

I think Puzo practically stole the line.

Puzo watched westerns. All the great lines are stolen from westerns.

I'm not gonna hit ya mister, I'm not gonna hit ya. Like Hell I'm not!

I thought you was dead.
I'll shoot the next son of a bitch who says he thought I was dead.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:41AM, Feb. 23, 2011
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I don't know the beef one…poop…


“Hey…that's the guy…and he's come back for MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
-Invader Zim
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ayesinback at 3:19PM, Feb. 24, 2011
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Help ME help YOU (rinse and repeat)

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machinehead at 6:49PM, Feb. 24, 2011
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Sometime my sister, she show her vazh├»n to my brother Bilo and say “You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la.” He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes “You never get this.” But one time he break cage and he “get this” and then we all laugh. High five!
-Borat
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ayesinback at 12:39PM, March 18, 2011
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So I've had too many balls in the air. Last line of this clip applies (change us to me B) )
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Lonnehart at 9:57PM, March 18, 2011
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“eeeber eeeber yaaabl yaaabl…”

Pops up when I think I'm in HUGE trouble or when I do something like stub my toe in the dark. This line comes from one of the Dirty Pair comics I used to have published by Dark Horse comics (according to the wiki)… A reporter who was with them utters this line after the vehicle they were in crashes into a building or something…

er… no… it's not an XXX rated comic. It's a manga and anime series about two girls who solve cases and destroy whole worlds while doing so…
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MrHades at 2:28PM, March 25, 2011
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From Robocop:

Attempted murder? It's not like he killed someone!
Hey, why not follow me on Twitter? User name: @THE_MrHades
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ayesinback at 6:18PM, March 26, 2011
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(I just heard this as I was lazing around today)

From Mildred Pierce: “Oh boy! I'm so smart it's a disease”
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