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Ferretshark at 8:10AM, Oct. 30, 2006
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Thought it might be interesting to read what others in here deem to be memorable quotes from either animation or live action films out there.

I'll start with one:

From the movie “MICHAEL” with John Travolta:

Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.

Ferretshark
Animator/published illustrator
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Rich at 9:44AM, Oct. 30, 2006
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Bruce Willis - “Yippee ki yay motherfucker”
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thegreatjoebivins at 10:01AM, Oct. 30, 2006
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“Have you heard the old Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold…in space…”

-Ricardo Montalban as Kahn Noonien Singh in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn.
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AQua_ng at 10:20AM, Oct. 30, 2006
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“WILSON!” Cast Away.

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Jillers at 10:23AM, Oct. 30, 2006
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“Happy Premise number 3, there is no giant foot trying to squish me.”

-Bowfinger
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kingofsnake at 12:36PM, Oct. 30, 2006
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1.21 GIGAWATTS!!
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subcultured at 1:03PM, Oct. 30, 2006
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“say hello to my lil friend!”
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MagickLorelai at 2:23PM, Oct. 30, 2006
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“Never bring a knife to a gunfight”
What was the name of that movie? The Untouchables? With Sean Connery? ^^ Yeah, that was a cool line.

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Crazy Dutchman at 2:53PM, Oct. 30, 2006
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“Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world” -American Beauty

“What's a gun doing in your trousers?”
“It's for Protection”
“Protection from what? Ze Germans?” -Snatch

“I still believe in paradise, but now at least I know it's not some place you can look for. ‘cause it’s not where you go, it's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something. And when you find that moment…. it lasts forever” -The Beach

and from the same movie:
“Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what? It's probably worth it”

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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:06PM, Oct. 30, 2006
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“No, I'm not the Messiah, now piss off!”
“How would you like us to piss off, my Lord?”
-Monty Python's The Life of Brian

And another from that same movie….

“Why are you always sticking up for women?”
“…I want to be one.”
“WHAT?!”
“A woman, I want to be one.”
“Why do you want to be one?!”
“I want to have babies.”
“But you can't have babies, you have no womb! Where would the seed fertalisze the egg?!”
*cries*
“No! Wait, wait! How about we fight for his right to have babies, even though he can't have any?”
“But why would we fight for THAT?! Men can't have babies!”
“It's symbollic of our struggle against oppression!”
“It's sybollic of his struggle against reality…”
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Phantom Penguin at 4:31PM, Oct. 30, 2006
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“you are now shooting at your imaginary friend next 300 gallons of nitro glisterin!”

-fight club
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ozoneocean at 8:13PM, Oct. 30, 2006
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Conan the Barbarian, the best movie dialogue EVER:

“What is best in life?”
“To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
 
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jgib99 at 9:41PM, Oct. 30, 2006
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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. - Face/Off
Karen's Edge- The beginning of the wildest road trip ever!!
How Unfortunate- Coming back in mid-July!
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Terminal at 9:53PM, Oct. 30, 2006
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Tantz Aerine at 3:39AM, Oct. 31, 2006
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“Get my my super-suit, woman! It's for the common good!”
"Common good? I'm your wife! I'm all the good you're ever gonna get!"

Frozon, from the Incredibles :)
 
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Chameloncholic at 3:50AM, Oct. 31, 2006
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Darth Mongoose at 4:31AM, Oct. 31, 2006
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“You just watch yourself, I have the death sentence on twelve systems!”
“I'll be careful.”
“You'll be DEAD!”
-Star Wars Episode IV (The cantina scene where the guy gets his arm lopped off by Kenobi)

“If it bleeds, I can kill it.”
-Predator
“I ain't got TIME to bleed!”
-Also from Predator

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kingofsnake at 11:44AM, Oct. 31, 2006
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The written word is dead.
-Egon

And the FLOWERS are still standing
-Venkman

This job is not worth eleven five a year
-Wilson

Don't look directly into the box.
-Stanz

Ghostbusters.
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Mojo at 12:21PM, Oct. 31, 2006
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“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
”Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
“I watched sea beams glitter in the dark beneath the Tannhauser Gate.
”All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain.
“Time to die.”

Blade Runner
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BigFishComic at 1:43PM, Oct. 31, 2006
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“I wish I knew how to quit you!”

brokeback mountain at it's finest. (not really)

“If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.”

Eternal Sunshine~
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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:04PM, Oct. 31, 2006
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Oh, and I forgot: Superstar is full of awesome quotes!

“Are you aware that I am rubber and you are glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you? So put that in your back pocket.”

“People say alot of movies rubbed off on me. Movies like Kary…”
Grandma: “What are you doing?”
Mary: “I'm using my telekinetic powers to kill the girl who spilled pig's blood on me at the prom!”
Grandma: “OK.”

And of course…

“Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my hands under my armpits and I SMELL THEM LIKE THIS!”
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ozoneocean at 5:22PM, Oct. 31, 2006
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Tater Salad
No, the best was when he was praying to Krom and ends it with “So be it… Or else, TO HELL WITCHOOO!”
That was definitely one of the funnier lines :)
Almost as good as the bit where he wrestles the giant rubber snake!
 
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Eirikr at 5:22PM, Oct. 31, 2006
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Not really a quote but an item:

“Living without intestines magazine”

-from the film Intolerable Cruelty
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Chameloncholic at 1:45AM, Nov. 1, 2006
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You guys need to watch the directors commentary version of Conan. I can't remember the quotes exaclty but it goes something like this:

Arnold, “I sure do get laid a lot in this movie”.

Arnold, “Look, I punched a camel, frigging hilarious”.

Arnold, “Ah yes the WHEEL OFFFFF PAAAAAIN… I've often wondered where they got the corn that I was grinding”.
John Milius, “From the fields?”
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Tantz Aerine at 3:38AM, Nov. 1, 2006
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Black Adder is full of hilarious quotes.

The girl is wetter than a haddock's bathing costume. (Black Adder, regarding Prince George's potential bride he was trying to get)

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through. (Melchett, in Black Adder Goes Forth)

I'm thick. I'm as thick as the big print version of the Complete Works of Charles Dickens. (George about his intelligence, in Black Adder Goes Forth)


Heh heh heh!
 
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Mark at 6:03AM, Nov. 1, 2006
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“I was thinking about your body, it cant be hard all over” - English dub of Ninja Scroll
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ozoneocean at 6:35AM, Nov. 1, 2006
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Arnold, “Ah yes the WHEEL OFFFFF PAAAAAIN… I've often wondered where they got the corn that I was grinding”.
John Milius, “From the fields?”
Ther's a commentry version?????? The DVD I saw only had some cut scenes… Arnold being chased by dogs, then falling over and swearing or something. I have to see the commentry version!
 
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doomscorpion1992 at 1:40PM, Nov. 1, 2006
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Ford: hm?
Arthur: i think i'm a sofa
Ford: so do i
*both scream and then turn back*
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DANMIT! i changed again
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Jillers at 6:41PM, Nov. 1, 2006
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“That's not my future… NO I don't want to be a waiter. ”

-MirrorMask

“Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor. ”

“And to think I've been telling my friends it's so cool living with an artist. You never once asked to paint me nude! ”

-*Batteries Not Included

“All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world.
No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.”

“I'll handle this. I'm British. I know how to queue.”

-Hitchhiker's Guide
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MagickLorelai at 7:03PM, Nov. 1, 2006
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Not really a “movie”, but…
“An Iris is loveliest in the rain…even if it's a rain of blood.”
~ Rurouni Kenshin OAV. I believe the second installment.

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