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Favorite movie quotes from various film dialogue
Crazy Dutchman at 1:22AM, Nov. 2, 2006
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“I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.” Best Arnold quote ever !
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Crazy Dutchman at 1:25AM, Nov. 2, 2006
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Similarly, the commentary on the Invader ZIM DVD's are oftentimes just as funny, if not moreso, than the show itself.
Yes! It's great, and it also makes watching the episodes without the commentary even funnier. Some things I didn't even mention before like the hilarious “Processing..PROCESSING!” Now I always laugh my ass off at that part
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Mark at 5:07AM, Nov. 2, 2006
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I loved the bit of the zim commentary where they were inventing voice over actors names “I think he was Frankenvoiceover” and the commentary about the Dark Harvest episode. How it got through Nickelodeon I have no idea

O yeah, I was reading I Feel Sick last night and I realised something, “Nerve Publishing” is an attack at Nickelodeon and how they limited him creatively.

Another good movie quote, “We have no capacity for penetration!” Mission Impossible
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ozoneocean at 5:54AM, Nov. 2, 2006
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Mark
Another good movie quote, “We have no capacity for penetration!” Mission Impossible
But that's impossible! Tom Cruise is the world's biggest dick!
 
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kingofsnake at 10:28AM, Nov. 2, 2006
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you want commentaries you gotta go anchorman

after andy ricter breaks will farrel's nose

Will (woozy): I think I have a concussion, you can't let me fall asleep
Director: No, its the other way around, theres an old saying where, if you have head trauma, you go to sleep and when you wake up, you'll be all better.
Will: No, if I fall asleep I may never wake up again
Director (singing): Lullabye and goodnight…
Will: No… n-why are you doing this to me? I can't….zzzzz….snort ah! I didn't fall asleep? Did I fall asleep?

Christina Applegate: I didn't think it was cool that everyone else got to work with actors in bear costumes but I had to work with real bears, because “wouldn't it be funny if the girl got killed by a bear”
Director: Oh…you weren't supposed to see that…
Will: You forwarded the email to everyone on the staff.

Dave Koechner: I buy shoes at stores, I jack up the prices and I sell them on the street corner. I have my kids with me.
Will: Dave, that just sounds like a poor business plan.
Dave: DON'T! NOT IN FRONT OF LOU DRAWLS!
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Ian Jay at 1:12PM, Nov. 2, 2006
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“What are you, the police?”
“No, ma'am. We're musicians.”
-The Blues Brothers
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SpANG at 1:45PM, Nov. 2, 2006
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Mr. Furious
Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit
formulaic? ‘If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right.’ It's…
The Sphinx
Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage…
Mr. Furious
…your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx
Not necessarily.

- Mystery Men
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Elwood
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of
cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
- Blues Brothers

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Ray
It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Winston
Ray… When someone asks you if you're a god, say YES!!
- Ghostbusters
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McMurphy
They was giving me ten thousand watts a
day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna
light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
- Cukoo's Nest
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Luke
"I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline
"Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red
"You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline
"Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Luke
"Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
- Cool Hand Luke
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“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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ozoneocean at 3:17PM, Nov. 2, 2006
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- Mystery Men
Ah-ha! Now I understand the choice of your two favourite avatars.
Nice formatting there btw.

“Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.”
-Withnail and I.
 
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ozoneocean at 5:38AM, Nov. 9, 2006
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no nonononononononononononon NO
here is the BEST movie quote ever:

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”
 
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Zac at 4:53PM, Nov. 9, 2006
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ozoneocean
no nonononononononononononon NO
here is the BEST movie quote ever:

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”

That whole movie is a great quote. Gotta be my favorite movie ever.

“I hate people, but I love Gatherings…isn't it ironic?”
- Clerks
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alejkhan at 5:13PM, Nov. 9, 2006
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“The sound of whispering winter winds is heard they say…
I've always wanted to cut a man's throat that way, to hear that sound, but to have it happen to my own neck is…

…ridiculous.”

From Shogun Assassin, aka Lone Wolf and Cub the movie.

“Be excellent to each other.”

From Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

“Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish samurai warrior, weilding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!”

From the opening to Samurai Jack.

“It's not stupid. It's advaaaaaanced.”
From Invader Zim.

“Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell! Enchiritos, macho burritos!”
From Kung Pow, Enter the Fist
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kingofsnake at 7:52PM, Nov. 9, 2006
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“Thats a nice tuxedo… a nice tuxedo for you to DIE IN!”
-Six String Samurai

“Deaf, dumb or blind babe, I'll stick with you, whatever.”
"You don't know how good it feels to almost hear you say that.“
-It's All Gone Pete Tong

”Dry land does exist! I have seen it!"
-Cable Guy…quoting Waterworld
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thegreatjoebivins at 8:04PM, Nov. 9, 2006
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“Bow down to the power of HEAVY METAL!!!”

-Six-String Samurai
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Terminal at 8:35PM, Nov. 9, 2006
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Hmm,

"Take that, fuckers!" - Pink from Pink Floyd's: The Wall.

Gabriel: "You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as “prose”. No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part 1, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch. But… they didn't push the envelope. Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny REALLY wanted to get away with it? What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. “Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head.” Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on! How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976; there's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours, it'd be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die, twenty, thirty; bam bam, right after another, all caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected. You can practically taste the brain matter. All for what? A bus, a plane? A couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I don't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema… but what if?"

and

Gabriel: Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.
Stanley: What the fuck are you talking about?
Gabriel: Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.

From Swordfish, even though the movie wasn't that great (still good), These pieces of dialog were.

Lucien: You watch the Discovery Channel?
Anthony: Not a lot.
Peter: They got some good shit on that channel.
Lucien: Every night there is a show with somebody shining a blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. The next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually WATCHING the Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him. And he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him!

Lucien: Do I look like I wanna be on the Discovery Channel?
Anthony: No.
Lucien: Then get the fuck outta my shop.

From a very interesting scene in Crash.
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kaminari at 9:25PM, Nov. 9, 2006
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“I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin' but I think unicorns are kick ass !”
-Dave (Matt Stone) from Orgazmo.

“I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say its a Spadoinkle Day”
-Cannibal the Musical.

Of course I love both those movies so much.. I'd quote from them all day.

“Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou! ”
-Alex Clockwork Orange

So many great lines in that movie.

I am FS2 champion! w00t!!
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thegreatjoebivins at 9:52PM, Nov. 9, 2006
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With quotes from the Wall, Orgazmo, Cannibal the Musical, and A Clockwork Orange, this thread just went classy.

“When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal.”

-Pi
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AQua_ng at 11:36PM, Nov. 9, 2006
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“Way to go, A-hole!”

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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WingNut at 11:59PM, Nov. 9, 2006
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From Dawn till Dusk- "No, those were vampires. Psychos don't explode and burst into flame when hit by sunlight. I don't care HOW crazy you are!

Ahh…best vampire western ever.

Ow. Saying that hurt my brain.
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kingofsnake at 5:31AM, Nov. 10, 2006
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You come all this way without saying squat and now you tell me a 56 Chevy can beat a 47 Buick in a dead quarter mile? I liked you better when you were quiet kid.

-Six String Samurai

“Who are you?”
“Well I'm her music teacher. I'm here for her singing lessons.”
“And who are you?”
“I'm the plumber. I'm here in case anything goes wrong with her pipes. I haven't used that joke in fifteen years.”

-Horsefeathers
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Mark at 10:22AM, Nov. 10, 2006
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O yeah, I was reading I Feel Sick last night and I realised something, “Nerve Publishing” is an attack at Nickelodeon and how they limited him creatively.


“I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU UP THE BUTT AND THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!!!”

“Umm…?”


No think about it. Jhonen was complaining about how Nick put all these limits on him and made him do Zim all differently and stuff. I think they even forced them to change the art style to something cuter and which would apeal to a bigger audience. Sounds a bit like Nerve doesn't it?

Another good film quote, from dude where's my car

JESSE's got a tatoo saying “dude” and CHESTER's got a tatoo saying “sweet”

CHESTER: Dude! what does mine say?
JESSE: Sweet! what does mine say?
CHESTER: Dude! what does mine say?
JESSE: Sweet! what does mine say?
CHESTER: Dude! what does mine say?

(goes on and they progressively get angrier and break out in a fight)

or from Metallica's “One” music video/short film

Son: Dad what is democracy
Dad: Somthing that involves lot's of men killing each other
Son: Will you make me fight for democracy
Dad: For democracy, any man will give his only begotten son
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PinkDiapers at 1:26PM, Nov. 10, 2006
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“Your not a bad person, you're a great person, your my favorite person, but every once in a wile you can be a real c*nt”
Kill Bill 2
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ShinGen at 1:14PM, Nov. 11, 2006
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“Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.”

Brandon Lee - The Crow

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.
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KomradeDave at 10:15PM, Nov. 11, 2006
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Maltese Falcon
Polhaus– What is it?
Spade– The stuff that dreams are made of.

and:

Maltese Falcon
Spade– I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck.

and also:

Maltese Falcon
Spade– When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. It doesn't make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you're supposed to do something about it.
Handshakes and mustaches are the only ways to know how much you can truly trust a man.
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Mark at 7:43AM, Nov. 12, 2006
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“There is no ”I“ in ”Team America“”
“Yes there is”

-Team America-

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beastmaster at 9:51AM, Nov. 14, 2006
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well, this is from a dubbed episode of Cow and Chicken, so I don't know if it is re-translated right, but it went something like this:
“hey, you, take your filthy hands off my sister's udder!”
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thegreatjoebivins at 11:33AM, Nov. 14, 2006
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My sister discovered the other day that I'd taped over her tape of Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas (my sister is 23, by the way, TWO YEARS OLDER THAN ME) with Mystery Men…which is awsome, since after the mention in this thread I had a hankering to watch Hank Azaria throw forks at people.

“I am Pencil Head.”
“AND I AM SON OF PENCIL HEAD!!!!”

-Mystery Men

Also I once wrote a song called Photorealistic Beaver from the Plastic Surgery episode of Cow and Chicken. It was an epic sword and sorcery heavy metal ballad telling the tale of mighty warrior king Photorealistic Beaver and his quest to win back the love of his people.
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Mark at 7:45AM, Nov. 15, 2006
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I remember that episode. One of the few that I actually loved
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