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Fightsplosion 5--Round 2: Stickman vs. Cat-Man-Chibi-Thing
BlkKnight at 9:24PM, March 7, 2010
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For the second round, all the arenas will force the contestants to battle without violence

Our contestants are The Epic Stickman, and the ever-so carcinogenic Cat-Man-Chibi-Thing

Arena:

The Argument Room

Right next door to the room for abuse is a room capable of allowing two people to hold the most epic argument ever. The subject is up to you. Fightsplosion's hostess, Isis, will also be in the room as a silent observer to ensure that no violence takes place and that the conversation is truly an argument.

Arena Rules:

-Contestants may not harm each other.

-After the intro pages, all dialogue must be in the form of an argument.

-Isis is to be left alone.

Standard Rules (new rules in bold. Please read):

- No one-shot-kills.
- Remember to respect your opponent's pages (that means no rewriting history).
- 7 days from NOW to get your intro pages in.
- Your opponent should not be any (major) part of your intro pages.
- 7 days to post each turn, timed from the posting of the previous turn.
- MAX of 2 pages per turn, apart from the first intro.
- Each contestant is able to miss one deadline. If the deadline is missed without providing a reasonable turnaround time, your character will be replaced with a “happy clone” until your next turn. Upon a second violation, you will be disqualified.
- If a character violates an arena rule or a standard rule, the fight will be interrupted until the violation is corrected by either an “Eye of Isis” or a “Lawyerbird” depending on the type of violation. Repeated offenses will result in disqualification.

Cat-Man-Chibi-Thing will start this off.

Good luck and have fun!
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Product Placement at 10:22PM, March 7, 2010
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Arguing eh?

Those were my two cents.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:59PM, March 8, 2010
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Oh crap. What am I suppose to argue about?! The sky is blue! I know it is!

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:10PM, March 8, 2010
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Well I've been waiting for some time to post this. ((Not part of my pages))



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Product Placement at 7:06AM, March 9, 2010
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Well… I guess that certainly is a good way to start off the fight.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Oh crap. What am I suppose to argue about?! The sky is blue! I know it is!
You silly man. The sky is not blue. That is an optical illusion caused by Rayleigh scattering. The light from the sun's rays consists of a color spectrum ranging from all the colors of the rainbow. Light isn't actually white. It's all the colors at once as evident by this simple experiment.



A naturally occurring example of this same experiment.


Each color of the spectrum operates at a different wavelength, the blue end of the spectrum being the shortest. Air molecules have the special properties of being able to scatter these shorter wavelengths giving the illusion of a blue sky. At a lower altitude however, the rays have to deal with impurities in the air that can scatter longer wavelengths, although that is normally not visible unless the light can travel through a sufficient mass of these impurities for scattering to occur. That just so happens to occur when the sun is relatively low in the air and its rays has to travel across Earth's surface to reach us.

Here's an example of Rayleigh scattering in process.


Ergo, the sky is not blue. It's a prism.
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BlkKnight at 9:36AM, March 11, 2010
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Wow, the argument started before the pages :p.
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Product Placement at 8:38AM, March 12, 2010
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Oh, I'm just warming up before my turn comes up. ^^
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:00PM, March 12, 2010
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I'm considering forfeiting. I mean I've never seen an arena give such an advantage to a player. I mean evidence?! These things should be funny not reality.

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BlkKnight at 9:35PM, March 12, 2010
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Did I ever say this argument had to be logical or scientific in nature? Did I say all arguments had to be backed up by scientific and scholarly evidence? No, I didn't.

For all I care, you can argue that the moon is made of cheese packed together by space rats.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:02PM, March 12, 2010
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BlkKnight
Did I ever say this argument had to be logical or scientific in nature? Did I say all arguments had to be backed up by scientific and scholarly evidence? No, I didn't.

For all I care, you can argue that the moon is made of cheese packed together by space rats.
Hhm. Random nonsense is my department. So…I..have the unfair advantage? Quick someone fine me a video of evil laughter!

((Also sorry for the rant. I'm…dealing with things at the moment *sigh* ))

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Product Placement at 5:56AM, March 15, 2010
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Uhm… Just to clarify, that overly scientific rant of mine was supposed to be a joke. Since you were panicking about not knowing what to talk about and mentioned the sky being blue, I decided to be silly and throw out a giant counter point to your claim. We all know that the sky is blue.

… well… except for people who are severely colorblind.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:05PM, March 15, 2010
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Still Monday were I live :D

First page of intro.

Secound page of intro.

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Product Placement at 6:42AM, March 16, 2010
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Is that stickman sitting there… with a tie… and hair?
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BlkKnight at 7:28AM, March 16, 2010
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I believe that's a moderator.

Anyway, you're up.
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Product Placement at 7:38AM, March 16, 2010
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Yeah, I know. I just need to let my stickman know what he's up against.
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PoorBoyBlues at 8:11AM, March 16, 2010
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The first five panels are the best.
Roses are red, Violents blue but I can't afford ethier cause I have those poor boy blues.
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rokulily at 11:43AM, March 20, 2010
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i believe the whole ‘hanging in there’ sign was fantastic.

ugh… i'm friends with both of you… this is going to be impossible to cheer for…
 
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:42PM, March 20, 2010
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rokulily
i believe the whole ‘hanging in there’ sign was fantastic.

ugh… i'm friends with both of you… this is going to be impossible to cheer for…
I have a solution to this! You cheer for PP and vote for me :D

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Product Placement at 5:22PM, March 21, 2010
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Now, now monkey. Don't make me start debating with you on the forum again.

First page is up. Next one will be here by tomorrow.

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I Am The 1337 Master at 1:13PM, March 22, 2010
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Hmm tough choice here…
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Product Placement at 6:56PM, March 22, 2010
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Oh, I'm not done yet 1337.

Here's page 2.



Edit. And that's the end of that tale.
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BlkKnight at 7:58PM, March 22, 2010
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- MAX of 2 pages per turn, apart from the first intro.

This really should have been 2 pages, not 3.
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Product Placement at 8:09PM, March 22, 2010
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Uhm… crap. I thought that meant all “first intros”

So… I have a half finished page here and joke I kinda wanna use.

Any chance I can be given a moment to squeeze it into two pages?

Edit: First page has been “fixed”

Another Edit: And so is the second.

Your move Monkey.
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BlkKnight at 9:01PM, March 22, 2010
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Go ahead and finish it.
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Product Placement at 9:44PM, March 22, 2010
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Thank you. I've been sitting on this joke ever sine Monkey posted his “no pants” remark in the practice thread. I never believed I'd ever get a chance to use it when I was paired up with 42.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 1:15AM, March 23, 2010
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Thank you. I've been sitting on this joke ever sine Monkey posted his “no pants” remark in the practice thread. I never believed I'd ever get a chance to use it when I was paired up with 42.
Serious? THAT! is what you bring to the table? A no pants joke? XD

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Product Placement at 3:25AM, March 23, 2010
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I said I've been sitting on a joke that's been burning a hole in my pocket (at least I have pockets). I never said it was a good joke.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:44PM, March 23, 2010
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I said I've been sitting on a joke that's been burning a hole in my pocket (at least I have pockets). I never said it was a good joke.
See that is better :D

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BlkKnight at 3:13PM, March 23, 2010
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Alright, Flying Green Monkey's up.

Round 1–Fight(but don't fight)!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 12:45AM, March 29, 2010
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First page and there is already a specail guest appearence :D


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