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Fightsplosion 5--Round 2: Stickman vs. Cat-Man-Chibi-Thing
TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 3:24PM, April 28, 2010
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This doesn't make any sense!
Clifford doesn't eat people, and he's much bigger than that!
Do you know how fat Rush is? For a creature to swallow him whole like that is just crazy!

@PP: There was no chewwing invovled! Rush is just going for a ride. And threatening violence isn't the same as commiting violence.

@Salsa: Thank you. I was worried no one would like that page. The new page has less threatening and more accusing.

Page will be up tonight.

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Product Placement at 3:54PM, April 28, 2010
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Don't you mean resort?
Damn autocorrect.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 12:43AM, April 29, 2010
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Page 2! And by far this is my favorite page I've done for Fightsplosion.



Damn Icelanders and their superior navel power. The secret step #4 is PROFIT!!

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BlkKnight at 4:22AM, April 29, 2010
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Fun and timely.

Product Placement, wrap this up!
That's “Dr. BlkKnight” to all of you.
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Renga Studio at 12:11AM, April 30, 2010
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Well, Stickman? What's your rebuttal? And it'd better be good!
Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!
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PoorBoyBlues at 2:06AM, April 30, 2010
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Amazing pages Monkey. Why do you always end your final pages with a picture of the Earth?
Roses are red, Violents blue but I can't afford ethier cause I have those poor boy blues.
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Nako at 9:50PM, April 30, 2010
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Amazing pages Monkey. Why do you always end your final pages with a picture of the Earth?
Maybe because it always involves the world… =^_^=
Nya!
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Product Placement at 10:21AM, May 3, 2010
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Probably going to have to ask for an extension on the time limit. My computer is gonna be at the shops for couple of days (possible problems with the power supply).
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:54AM, May 3, 2010
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Probably going to have to ask for an extension on the time limit. My computer is gonna be at the shops for couple of days (possible problems with the power supply).
I have no problem with this :D

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BlkKnight at 8:32PM, May 3, 2010
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Yeah, computer problems are understandable. Don't worry.
That's “Dr. BlkKnight” to all of you.
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Product Placement at 6:52AM, May 6, 2010
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My computer has finally moved through the waiting list. With luck, they will quickly figure out what's wrong and I should get it back today and tomorrow. In that case, you should expect my update around this weekend.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 7:42AM, May 8, 2010
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Yeah go !


Or just whoever looks coolest and funniest in pages.


Remember PP, fire comes from volcanoes and stickmen catch on fire fast.


Who should I send my vote for after PP's page?

Killing Clifford's gonna be tough…
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Product Placement at 9:10AM, May 15, 2010
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Killing Clifford's gonna be tough…
There's no need to kill him. This is a non violent round where fighting is forbidden.

Finally had to time to sit down and work on a page, after getting my computer.

Next one should be up soon.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:25PM, May 15, 2010
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I don't like Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris couldn't take on a real warrior! Like Jackie Chan. Chuck Norris would be like *Round house kick* and Jackie would pick up a piece of old gum and use it as a deadly but comical weapon.

Your losing my vote PP. Come on and sell me with the next page :3

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Product Placement at 1:29PM, May 16, 2010
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I must say that I'm getting little bit tired of how you always criticize my jokes (notice how I don't do that to you). The reason behind the running joke, where everyone says that Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are the greatest is because they aren't. Their movies are such glorified ego masturbations that they would make Hasselhoff embarrassed (and you know you don't hassle the Hoff). There are no “Jackie Chan is so great” jokes because he doesn't pretend to be better then he actually is. Besides, I'm pretty sure he'd be allowed to enter Valhalla as well.

And I think it's pretty given you were always planing on voting for yourself >< .



Oh well… Here's hoping this page tickles you more.



All right people. Go and tell BlkKnight who you want to win.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:10PM, May 16, 2010
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I must say that I'm getting little bit tired of how you always criticize my jokes (notice how I don't do that to you). The reason behind the running joke, where everyone says that Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are the greatest is because they aren't. Their movies are such glorified ego masturbations that they would make Hasselhoff embarrassed (and you know you don't hassle the Hoff). There are no “Jackie Chan is so great” jokes because he doesn't pretend to be better then he actually is. Besides, I'm pretty sure he'd be allowed to enter Valhalla as well.

And I think it's pretty given you were always planing on voting for yourself >< .



Oh well… Here's hoping this page tickles you more.



All right people. Go and tell BlkKnight who you want to win.
I don't mean to sound critizing. In america we “tease” our friends. Its all in good fun.

And I might or might not have been planning on voting for myself *shifty eyes.*

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Product Placement at 4:33PM, May 16, 2010
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Oh, ok then. I had just noticed a trend where I had to explain the joke after a comment from you about it being silly or hard to understand.

And I hate explaining my jokes. It kills the humor.

I accuse you of killing my humor ><
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BlkKnight at 5:24PM, May 16, 2010
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I don't count votes for oneself . It's only natural that both participants would do that.

Anyway, voting will be active until May 20th.
That's “Dr. BlkKnight” to all of you.
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Product Placement at 5:35PM, May 16, 2010
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It's only natural that both participants would do that.
Heh. We make the exact same assumption during Mafia GM elections.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:48PM, May 16, 2010
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Oh, ok then. I had just noticed a trend where I had to explain the joke after a comment from you about it being silly or hard to understand.

And I hate explaining my jokes. It kills the humor.

I accuse you of killing my humor ><
That could be a new title. Humor Killer! X3

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Product Placement at 6:24AM, May 17, 2010
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Nah… That's humorman's title.

It's ironic, I know.
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Randomdudeperson at 10:55AM, May 17, 2010
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Bwahaha Limbaugh! Didn't think that the straw man would ever appear to fight back, did you?

I don't know about polotics or what ever that is. So…, what is the joke behind the strawman?
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Product Placement at 2:46PM, May 17, 2010
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Long answer:
Rush Limbaugh has been accused many times of using what is called the Strawman defense. Basically, it's the practice of creating a less logical version of your opponents viewpoints and then proceed to tear down this argument that your opponent never made, in order to make him look bad.

The metaphor is that you build up a strawman and then precede to tear him down in order to look all tough. You're fighting an opponent that you yourself created that's weak enough for you to easily beat.

An example:
You and I are running for state election and have made our traditional campaign promises.

You might say: “We need to improve our medical care so that low income people can afford it.”
I would respond: “Random wants to raise taxes and put us all in the gutter. He doesn't care about low income people, since they would be affected the most by the tax raise.”
There I took your argument and completely turned it around on you. You made the claim that you were helping low income people and I made the counterpoint that you would hurt them. I also made the assumption that you would raise taxes in order to finance the improved healthcare. Maybe you had different plans. Maybe you were planing on keeping taxes the same and proposed to cut funding where it wasn't needed.
I could respond by saying: “Random wants to cut funding to our schools. Our children are going to suffer thanks to his irresponsible ways.”
Notice how I never tackle your original argument and instead keep creating terrible scenarios and blaming you for them.

Let's say I want to increase funding to the police. You have made no such promises.
I say: “Random ignores the real peril, which is our underfunded police force. He does not care that criminal roam the street. We are not safe with him in office.”
Obviously you've made no such claims but that is the nature of straw man defense.

And thus, the joke was this: Since Rush Limbaugh is blamed for using the Strawman Defense, my counter would be my newly patented Strawmen Offense or, summoning a living Strawman who could misrepresent him in return.

Short answer:
I thought it was funny.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:51PM, May 17, 2010
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Bwahaha Limbaugh! Didn't think that the straw man would ever appear to fight back, did you?

I don't know about polotics or what ever that is. So…, what is the joke behind the strawman?
I warn ya PP. I thought it was funny but I realized alot of people might not understand fallacies.

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Product Placement at 3:12PM, May 17, 2010
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Well… At least you don't need a degree in politics to understand a joke about lobotomy.
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Renga Studio at 3:39PM, May 17, 2010
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Bwahaha Limbaugh! Didn't think that the straw man would ever appear to fight back, did you?
I don't know about polotics or what ever that is. So…, what is the joke behind the strawman?
The straw man character is a literalization of the term, which, according to this dictionary, means…
Dictionary
straw man, a man made of straw. Duh.
Well, that was dumb. Let's try that again.
(Renga leafs through a better dictionary.)
Okay, it says here
Dictionary
straw man, an imaginary opponent or opposing argument, put up in order to be defeated or refuted, whatever that means.

…..

You know what, Randomdudeperson? Just go look it up on Wiktionary or peruse Product's explanation; I give up! And as for these so-called dictionaries, they've made a fool of me for the last time! :mad:

(Renga dances around the flames.)
Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!
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Salsa at 6:11PM, May 17, 2010
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Well, who to vote for?
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:54PM, May 17, 2010
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Well… At least you don't need a degree in politics to understand a joke about lobotomy.
Since I'm a political science major I'm going to say you need a degree in politics to understand ANYTHING! :D

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Product Placement at 7:36PM, May 18, 2010
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Out of curiosity, how did you guys like my poem? It was a last minute include on my last page.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:06PM, May 18, 2010
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Out of curiosity, how did you guys like my poem? It was a last minute include on my last page.
If you win its the reason why you won. If you lose it is the reason why you lose. :3

But seriously it was good. The first four lines are really good.

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