Fightsplosion!

FINALS! Garden Gnome vs. The Humongous
Radec at 6:29AM, Dec. 8, 2006
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And here they are.
The finals.
In this exciting match between the Garden Gnome and the Humongous, there can be only one victor.
of course that sort fo goes without saying.
or DOES it?

aaanyways, Here be the layout!

Arena: Official Fightsplosion arena

The spectators line the stands in a near-solid mass. The sleek, recently-waxed tiles on the floor are shiny and… uh… tiley. In this arena, two combatants may enter, but when the fight is over, only one will leave. and then the other leaves a few hours later, after a victory celebration. with beer. loooots of beer.

Who will win this fight?
will it be the short, witty, and slightly effervescent (no, im NOT entirely sure what that means.) Garden Gnome, or the large, well-groomed, and rather dramatic Humongous?

Alrighty! here are the rules:, including a few FINAL-ROUND SPECIFIC rules.

THE FINAL ROUND Ten Commandments!

1.Thou shalt not slay-eth thine opponent with one blow.
2.Thou shalt not re-write history to obtain-eth a more favourable outcome.
3.Thine intro pages may-eth contain thine opponent, but may-eth not focus around-eth your opponent entirely.
4.Thou shalt not be an asshole to thine opponent.
5.Thou shalt designate a volunteer artist as thy “second”, so that in the event-eth of thou being unable to continue-eth thy battle, then thy second may take thine place in combat…eth.
6.Thine fighters shalt be allowed-eth FIVE days (Finals, yo! do your best!) to create and enter thine combat pages.
7.
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9.
10.

Okay, so I only really came up with six.
whatever.

basically, the idea behind the “second” is that if one of the artists in the finals are unable to continue with fightsplosion, due to some issues concerning work or such, then thier volunteer “backup artist” will come in and finish the fight for them.

Before we get started, lets get some volunteer “backup artists” just in case.

“Then, thy shalt lob thy Holy Handgrenade of Antioch at thy foe who, being not in thy sight, shalt 'snuff it.”
~Brother Maynard
<= dead and buried.
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Toadman at 11:18AM, Dec. 8, 2006
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Very holy, Radec. Have you ever been a priest?
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Atom Apple at 8:13PM, Dec. 8, 2006
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So, uh, who's back-up artist am I? : D
i will also like to know you the more
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Beaums at 11:59PM, Dec. 8, 2006
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Awwwwwright, here we go, DA FINALS!! Now I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm looking forward to one hell of a battle! I mean, I'm ready for some serious all-out Fightsplosion… ing. If Garden Gnome and The Humongous have any super-secret-special-…surreal moves they're been savin', now'd be the time to whip ‘em out! I, personally, think Garden Gnome should totally break-it-down in this round. You know, bust out some flips, 1990’s, air-flares, it'd be tight! :P So good luck to both of you, AND GIT IT ON!

Radec
Before we get started, lets get some volunteer “backup artists” just in case.

“Then, thy shalt lob thy Holy Handgrenade of Antioch at thy foe who, being not in thy sight, shalt 'snuff it.”
~Brother Maynard

Are you saying we can just volunteer if we want to, or do the contestants have to approve us first?


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Glarg at 5:46AM, Dec. 9, 2006
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I volunteer!
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Radec at 9:24AM, Dec. 9, 2006
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Beaums
“Stuff”
and then…

Are you saying we can just volunteer if we want to, or do the contestants have to approve us first?

I was thinking that as in old-fashoined duels, a friend or such would volunteer to be a “second”, and the combatant would choose who would be second, in the event of his death.

So i guess… well pick em?
I doubt either of us is going to ditch this fight anyways, but you never know what badness might happen.
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Toadman at 11:30AM, Dec. 9, 2006
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So, what, we can pick anyone we want?
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Beaums at 3:26PM, Dec. 9, 2006
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Toadman
So, what, we can pick anyone we want?

Anyone that volunteers in this thread I think…

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Glarg at 4:28PM, Dec. 9, 2006
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So what the volunteer posts their own character if the other guy forefits or somthing? Or one of the two characters already in the fight? because a tag team sounds awesome.
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Radec at 10:29PM, Dec. 9, 2006
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the volunteer takes over for the artist who left, USING THAT ARTISTS CHARACTER.
but as I said before, It shouldn't come to that.
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Radec at 11:03AM, Dec. 10, 2006
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Alright, we need to get started.
Toadman, just pick your second from the two people who offered,
and I'll have the other one be my second.
This way we can get started already…
<= dead and buried.
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draxenn at 1:31PM, Dec. 10, 2006
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i wanna volunteer too! =D
am i too late?
Screw the money! I have RULES!
. o O ( Evil )
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Toadman at 5:56PM, Dec. 10, 2006
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If he's not, I pick Draxenn…
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Radec at 7:39PM, Dec. 10, 2006
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lol, I'll have glarg, then.


since we have the backups decided,
let us commence combat!

and th eperson who shall begin this fight first (first intro pages)
shall be…

Toadman, because I say so. (also I'm working on somethign and I figure this will give me enough time to finish it up)

Remember, we have FIVE days per turn, so there is no need to rush it TOO much!
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draxenn at 10:36PM, Dec. 10, 2006
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I'm a chooosen one!!!
*climbs into a poke-ball and waits*

Thanks toadman =D
Screw the money! I have RULES!
. o O ( Evil )
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Radec at 9:57AM, Dec. 11, 2006
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draxenn
Stuff *…and waits*

For psychiatric help, i hope!
:D
(sorry, couldn't resist that shot.)
<= dead and buried.
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Toadman at 3:00PM, Dec. 11, 2006
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Hey, I get the first move, awsome!

And you're welcome, Draxenn. I'll summon you if need be.
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Glarg at 11:17AM, Dec. 13, 2006
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I will take this Job Seriously Radec, and do my best whence i am chosen to work. *sits*
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Toadman at 9:11PM, Dec. 15, 2006
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I'm gonna hate meself for this…

Last night, I kinda sorta stepped on me scanner and shattered all the glass. That means no page. I thought I could take a picture of the page, but that didn't work out right either. The bloomin' camera's dead. It's about ten minutes past the deadline for me page, and I'm sorry to say, there won't be one. It looks like Draxenn is going to hate to take over for me…

As you can probably tell, I feel like total crap.
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Glarg at 6:28AM, Dec. 16, 2006
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OH SHIZ! that also means your going to have to buy a new scanner.
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Radec at 1:48PM, Dec. 16, 2006
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If you want, I could start the fight, so that you can have a little more time to get your scanner issue resolved before you have to give it up…
(I wonder if i jinxed Toadman by doing that whole “pick a second in case something bad happens….blah blah blah… which it probably wont anyways” thing?)
<= dead and buried.
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Toadman at 5:48PM, Dec. 16, 2006
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Oh, so it's your fault, then?

I really don't want to drag this thing on, though. My parents don't think there's anything important about getting the scanner fixed. They think it's just for fun. But, there's a brighter side. If you can give me until Monday, that is. I might know a friend with a scanner. He can scan it, send it to me, and I can fix it up and send it in. So, maybe you should go first.
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draxenn at 11:29PM, Dec. 16, 2006
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I agree with Rad. You start the fight, and hopefull toadman will have his scanner problem resolver.
Also, if for whatever reason you can't get to a scanner, you can always tell me what to draw and I can do my best to recreate your ideas.
That way it's still your ideas, your fights, just using someone elses pen.

Screw the money! I have RULES!
. o O ( Evil )
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Radec at 10:14PM, Dec. 20, 2006
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M'kay. Toadman, try to get your problem fixed relatively soon, alright?


My, MY!
Is the Garden Gnome depressed?
This is so out of character, isn't it?


<= dead and buried.
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Beaums at 10:51PM, Dec. 20, 2006
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Nooooooooooooooooo! The Garden Gnome can't get philosophical, it'll throw off his game! Being a good fighter is about taking chances and not considering the consequences. If the Garden Gnome carries on with all this melancholy, alcoholic and deeply emotional behaviour, who knows what'll happen to him in the fight? After all, his opponent has been one of the most cheerful and perky characters in the whole of Fightsplosion!

Heh heh, but that's not a stab at you Radec. Great page! I love the “Eh?” panel. :P *Girlish scream of excitment* I can't WAIT 'til the combat kicks off! Woot!

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AQua_ng at 2:14AM, Dec. 21, 2006
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Character development?!

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Glarg at 3:51AM, Dec. 21, 2006
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ALRIGHT!!!

primal modde v.s angry mode.

I smell a rocky rip off coming
**has eye of the tiger stuck in head.**
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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:05AM, Dec. 21, 2006
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Duuuude….
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Radec at 1:51PM, Dec. 21, 2006
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Character development?!
Totally. I'm gonna use him in my story, I've decided I like him so much…
That mean's I'll have to give him a name, too!

And Beaums, I was thinking about that.
You've seen GG kick ass in multiple levels of… kick-assery, due to his ninja skills and angry mode, but I had stopped and thought to myself: “how good a fighter would he be if… he just stopped caring?”

besides, I don't plan on using him for any more fightsplosions.
A decent excuse :P
<= dead and buried.
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Glarg at 1:55PM, Dec. 21, 2006
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“I bet some Pie would make him feel better”
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