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Fortune Cookies in Bed!
Kohdok at 10:48PM, June 17, 2007
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Got this idea from the “Song in my pants” thread and this is also a game that many may have heard of.

You know those fortune cookies you get at Chinese restaurants? The idea of the game is you add the words “In bed” to whatever fortune you get.

Have we got any good ones out there?

I'll start:

“Go ahead and be as sexy as you can!…In bed!” (Actual Fortune!)
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bluebot092 at 11:01PM, June 17, 2007
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“leave this place and go home in bed”
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Evil_Snuffkin at 9:38AM, June 18, 2007
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(actually got this too… except the added bit ^_^) You are destined to be a hero in bed
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AQua_ng at 10:08AM, June 18, 2007
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There shall be gold at the end of your rainbow. In bed.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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I like zelda at 10:21AM, June 18, 2007
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actually got this, besides the in bed part, you will read this and say “Geez! I could come with a better fortune than that!” in bed
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 12:01PM, June 18, 2007
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“You find humor in everything.” In bed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Atom Apple at 5:40PM, June 19, 2007
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“Practice is the best of all instructors in bed.”

“The superior man is modest in his speech, but he exceeds in his actions in bed.”

“You are careful and systematic in bed.”
i will also like to know you the more
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toaddude13 at 2:16AM, Jan. 6, 2008
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“give a man a fish hill be fed for one day, teach him to fish, he will eat forever in bed” lol!
I will destroy you all! also i'm pitching a new idea for a comic, yeah
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Flamen Tenebrarum at 2:25AM, Jan. 6, 2008
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In honour of Hannibal Smith:

You love it when a plan comes together in bed.
Why, nothing has happened to me. I am the one happening here.
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korosu at 6:33AM, Jan. 6, 2008
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I actually got this fortune once:

“You will meet a tall dark stranger…in bed.”
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angel_of_darkness at 1:23PM, Jan. 6, 2008
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“You will gain new friends in bed.”
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cool guy at 4:34PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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This was real my brother got this

“Your spiritual being is highly strong”…in bed
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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therealtj at 7:10PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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Sometimes, it's not a good idea to take a direct aproach. Use Diplomacy in bed.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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cool guy at 7:15PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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You will have a wonderful life…in bed
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Insanity at 7:52PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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In the future, you will be severely disappointed…in bed

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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therealtj at 8:56PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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A dark haired woman will give you a present.

In bed.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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imshard at 9:02PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends . . . in bed

Plan for many pleasures ahead . . . in bed ( yes its real)


Good luck is the result of good planning . . . in bed

I could go on but shouldn't
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Rusty Knight at 11:47AM, Jan. 11, 2008
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(real fortune)

“You laugh now, but wait until you get home” in bed.
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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LoveandGuns at 12:55PM, Jan. 11, 2008
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Your creativity will shine in bed.
K.A.L.A-dan! Ill Girl *coughs*
The Official Mother/Therapist of KALA-dan!

http://loveandguns90.deviantart.com/
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Orange at 1:19PM, Jan. 11, 2008
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You and your spouse will be happy in your life together.
In bed.


OH GOD WHAT THE FREAK
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