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Sea_Cow at 2:43PM, July 4, 2009
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So now Jerry Bruckheimer is making kids' movies for Disney? Well, the trailer looks okay, plus it's got Nick Cage, Tracey Morgan and Steve Buscemi, so it can't be too bad.
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Splash Damage at 12:18PM, July 6, 2009
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I've recently become unimpressed with big names. Bruckheimer should make movies without guinea pigs. The animal spy/superhero thing (Underdog, Cats & Dogs, etc.) has been overdone and it rarely turns into something i'd watch a second time. But that's just me. Maybe i'm *gasp* growing upp???

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ozoneocean at 12:25AM, July 7, 2009
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kids' movies
I don't know if G-force would work as a kiddy thing. The original property was very adult in most ways and had to be heavily edited for the kid's slot, and even then it still wasn't really that “kiddy”- at least not in the lame modern context.
You had the big spaceship fighting giant super weapons with the same exact attack methods each time, but apart from that generic structure, the characters themselves were all moody dangerous types…
lol! I suppose “teen” is a better description than adult. But the situations they got into could be hairy.
 
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seventy2 at 2:20AM, July 7, 2009
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ozoneocean at 2:39AM, July 7, 2009
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I hate Disney more than I hate turds. >_<
 
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lefarce at 2:50AM, July 12, 2009
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I read “nick cage” as “nick cave” and got my hopes up for nothing. G-force will forever suck in my head now, as I wonder what could have been.

 
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ozoneocean at 6:19AM, July 12, 2009
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I read “nick cage” as “nick cave”
Same with me!
Shiz…
I was thinking that'd be a bizarre but inspired choice for “Jason” from the anime.

SHiz. -_-
 
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lothar at 5:39AM, July 13, 2009
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LOL @ Gotchaman , Nick Cave !! everybody is confused about this turd looking movie

that's exactly what i thought it was to Ozone , and then i was like no god please don't let dismey take a huge crap all over my childhood memories , that would be almost as horible as if they got a hold of the smurfs .
i was very relieved that it turned out to be just some steroided hamtaro .
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lastcall at 11:58AM, July 13, 2009
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I hate Disney more than I hate turds. >_<

Ditto lol!
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Lonnehart at 4:20PM, July 13, 2009
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…….


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I hope they don't put that disgusting guinea pig from Bedtime Stories in there. eww….

yah. used to have a cage full of them. not a very pretty sight until one morning when a very fat cat was laying where they used to be…
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Sea_Cow at 4:53PM, July 13, 2009
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Yeah. Okay. I saw a part of the preview that wasn't Tracy Morgan making the one semi-funny joke in the whole movie, and I remember that Nick Cag sold his soul to shit movies. Nvm, this will be horrible.
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Dark Pascual at 4:29PM, July 16, 2009
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For one second there, I thought that you were talking about THIS G-Force…



I remember looking at this trailer passing by a theatre and I thought that Disney bought the rights to Hamtaro…

Anyway, I've being avoided non-Pixar Disney since Pirates of the Caribbean 3…so the chances of me wathcing this movie will vary if my kid cousins are in town…

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lefarce at 4:40PM, July 16, 2009
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Yeah. Okay. I saw a part of the preview that wasn't Tracy Morgan making the one semi-funny joke in the whole movie, and I remember that Nick Cag sold his soul to shit movies. Nvm, this will be horrible.

Tracy Morgan is funnier than shit, so that doesnt comes as a shock to me.


 
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ozoneocean at 12:09AM, July 17, 2009
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For one second there, I thought that you were talking about THIS G-Force…
Yep. Pretty much most of us were. ;)

If waste of space Disney would've come up with a title that wasn't so associated with something else and BETTER, that wouldn't have been a problem -_-

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Nick Cage was OK once. I read this interview with Michael Bay the other day and he said he “MADE” Nick Cage after staring him in some shit fireball-porn film.

So now we know who to blame.
 
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skoolmunkee at 10:07AM, July 17, 2009
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Yep. Pretty much most of us were. ;)
Nope, just you I think. :]

And Oz having the wrong idea will be the funniest thing about this movie.
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Hawk at 10:12AM, July 17, 2009
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Well you know, “G-force” was an actual scientific term before some fruity anime took it. To me the term is more associated with aviation than people in spandex bird suits OR spy guinea pigs.
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istaerlus at 3:05PM, July 17, 2009
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I don't know if G-force would work as a kiddy thing. The original property was very adult in most ways and had to be heavily edited for the kid's slot, and even then it still wasn't really that “kiddy”- at least not in the lame modern context.
You had the big spaceship fighting giant super weapons with the same exact attack methods each time, but apart from that generic structure, the characters themselves were all moody dangerous types…
I suppose “teen” is a better description than adult. But the situations they got into could be hairy.


ozoneocean
Dark Pascual
For one second there, I thought that you were talking about THIS G-Force…
Yep. Pretty much most of us were. ;)

If waste of space Disney would've come up with a title that wasn't so associated with something else and BETTER, that wouldn't have been a problem -_-


Now your first comment makes much more sense. I originally thought you were making some sort of backhanded satirical joke that went over my head. Or you were on drugs, that was my other option.

——-

With that confusion out of the way…

G-Farce looks pretty bad but I still pin Beverly Hills Chihuahua as the worst animal movie ever.
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Dark Pascual at 4:02PM, July 17, 2009
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Well you know, “G-force” was an actual scientific term before some fruity anime took it. To me the term is more associated with aviation than people in spandex bird suits OR spy guinea pigs.

Correct me if am wrong, but isn't the G-Force the result of the aceleration speed over a body?

For a awhile, I thought that it was a short for Gravitation Force…
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jalford at 8:39PM, July 17, 2009
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There's only ONE G-Force!
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skoolmunkee at 9:46PM, July 17, 2009
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Yes, someone's already linked to that show. T_T
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Vegeta1056 at 9:21AM, July 31, 2009
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Went to see G-Force yesterday with my mom and sister. I must say I was very immpressed with how it turned out. Amazing in 3D. I think it's worth seeing.:)
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ozoneocean at 10:09AM, July 31, 2009
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Went to see G-Force yesterday with my mom and sister. I must say I was very immpressed with how it turned out. Amazing in 3D. I think it's worth seeing.:)
on a scale of 1 to 10,000 how would you rate it?

Would you say it was a 7000? an 8000?

A 9000?

Maybe over? :)
 
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Vegeta1056 at 10:23AM, July 31, 2009
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9000.
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ozoneocean at 10:26AM, July 31, 2009
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what about 9100?
 
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Vegeta1056 at 11:55AM, July 31, 2009
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what about 9100?

Don't go too far!
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Sea_Cow at 12:21PM, July 31, 2009
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Actually guys, ever since that abomination against nature in Bedtime stories, I've never felt comfortable around guinea pigs.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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ozoneocean at 10:11PM, July 31, 2009
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I've never felt comfortable around guinea pigs.
You never have.
Pervert -_-

Vegeta1056
Don't go too far!
What? OVER 9000?
 
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Wills42 at 5:46PM, Aug. 2, 2009
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Went to see it yesterday. All I can say is “THINGS YOU CAN'T UN-SEEEE!!!”
It made me feel EXTREMELY stupid, honestly. DRAGONBALL Origins was better than this abomination (And I had extremely low expectations for that one.) But seriously, THAT made more money than Harry Potter? Ugh. The movie didn't kill me, but it stole a bit of my soul. I suppose that mean the movie is now a horcrux for me? Please kill it then, Harry Potter… *Cries in the corner*
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Freegurt at 12:12PM, Aug. 7, 2009
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I hate Disney more than I hate turds. >_<

Agreed.

I used to like Disney, but that was when they were doing their animation. Then they stopped and now they're the armpit of the movie industry's butt crack. Or at least, that's what I think.

I can just imagine them thinking up a movie like this:
“Ho ho ho! I feel like making a movie! Any ideas, underlings?”
“Well, sir I saw a great movie yesterday. Lets get our lawyers and put our name on it. I'm sure nobody will notice.”
“Yessss, good idea! To make it better, replace everything with CG and put animals in it.”
*twizzles devious beard*
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Saint at 1:03PM, Aug. 12, 2009
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Woah now, TALKING ANIMALS?! Disney is pulling out all the stops with this on- WAIT WHAT? THEY'RE SPIES!? MY GOD. I'M BOOKING MY TICKET TODAY.


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