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mechanical_lullaby at 8:47AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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I spread this game around all the time. Good Narrator, Bad Narrator. Good narrator goes first, presenting the story. Bad narrator brings in a conflict. Good narrator resolves. Bad narrator presents another conflict. And so on. Narrators alternate. If you reply to a Bad narrator, you must bring in the good problemsolver.
If you reply to the good, you must bring a conflict.

For Ex.
GN There once was a happy little man, named Frank, and Frank was happy with his job at the plant.
BN unfortunately, this was a plant which released Dioxin and even if Frank was happy with his job, he was slowly dying on the inside.
GN Fortunately, he was getting transfered to the Happy Bunny Farms over the hill where he could frolick all day.
BN Even though the Happy Bunny Farms was an ironic name for a sick psychopath breeding ground. Bunnies that is.

get it? got it? any questions? Good!

I'll start.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Erin who was moving to her favorite place in the world: New York.

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ozoneocean at 9:31AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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She wanted to go and work in a strip club so she could support her crack habbit.
 
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Nightmare Zero at 9:40AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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She got a better job as a stock broker instead and went into rehab.
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AQua_ng at 10:41AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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But when she had left the rehab, she was rAn over by a car. And another one. And another one. And then the first one again.

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mechanical_lullaby at 10:55AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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As luck would have it, a passing fairy named Taco saw this and healed her up in exchange for stock advice.

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Nightmare Zero at 10:58AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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the stock advice was bad, and the fairy cursed her for it.
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ozoneocean at 11:00AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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(Grrrr… damn you fast posters!)It didn't matter because she made a fortune anyway. She ended up buying out Bill gates!
 
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Nightmare Zero at 11:16AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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Then bill gates plotted revenge and hired a sniper to assainate her…
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ozoneocean at 11:23AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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But the sniper was working undercover for the FBI and Bill was sentenced to death for soliciting murder… Meanwhile Erin got a breast enlargement and went up to a C-cup. She also bought a luxury cruise ship to party on with all her friends.
 
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Nightmare Zero at 11:29AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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The ship hit an iceberg and sank.
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strong414bad at 11:41AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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But she was one of the only survivors and made her way home on a lifeboat.
Why hello there.
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ozoneocean at 11:45AM, Dec. 12, 2006
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When she got back she had lost everything because she didn't have any insurance… So she turned back to crack for the depression and to lap dancing for the crack.
 
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mechanical_lullaby at 12:16PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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Where she was met with a pimp who was so enchanted by her C-cup charms that he took her to a nightclub as an actual date. Who knew?

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ozoneocean at 12:27PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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While dancing at the nightclub she twisted her ankle; it hurt. Then she went to the toilet and came back out with her skirt tucked into her panties at the back, which some nasty woman giggled at.
 
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AQua_ng at 12:28PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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The nasty woman exploded.

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ozoneocean at 12:30PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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Bits of the nasty woman splattered Erin's dress, ruining it. An eyeball landed in her cleavage and freaked her out
 
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mechanical_lullaby at 1:19PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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But she was reminded of the scene in Blind Date, which was one of her favorite movies and she and her pimpin' date laughed it off. Besides, ruined clothes are the new prep.

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ozoneocean at 1:35PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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While she was shimmying away, dancing with da pimp, the eyeball slithered down inside her dress and felt really yuck.
 
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Brinx at 1:42PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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But she didn't care. And her and her date kept dancing.
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ozoneocean at 6:17PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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Then they both slipped in some vomit. Erin kicked da pimp in the nuts as she fell over and landed hard on her bottom. Everyone one laughed at them and pointed. Mr pimp limped away in pain, utterly disgusted with his date. Erin got up, walked home, ran a warm bath, got in and contemplated the things lined up along the bathside as she considered ending it all: a radio plugged into the wall, a razor blade, and a bottle full of pills…
 
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BigFishComic at 7:35PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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but just as she was about to end it, her long lost brother appeared in the doorway and gave her a reason to live again.
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Mega Josh at 7:52PM, Dec. 12, 2006
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But then her brother got his fucking brains shot out by a hitman with a shotgun who had a hit put on him.
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mechanical_lullaby at 3:07AM, Dec. 13, 2006
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Her brother owed both of them money, so she put on a towel and went through his pockets they found ten thousand dollars– and illegally imported puppies!

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Nightmare Zero at 8:47AM, Dec. 13, 2006
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The puppies were rabid,and trapped her in the bathroom.
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mechanical_lullaby at 2:02PM, Dec. 13, 2006
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Where she kept an industrial hairdryer and blasted them with a single press of a button into the bathtub and she skipped out and locked the door so she could watch her favorite show.

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luclucluc at 2:29PM, Dec. 13, 2006
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but someone had stolen her 74 inch flatscreen tv! oh noes!
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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ozoneocean at 2:46PM, Dec. 13, 2006
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No worries, she got dressed and went to buy some milk, on the way she found a lottery tcikect. She took it to the shop with her and it turned out that it was a winning ticket! That evening she setled down in her new appartment on the 100th floor of a skyscraper and contemplated her 90 million dollar fortune.
 
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luclucluc at 4:08PM, Dec. 13, 2006
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but there was a catch to this lottery! in order to claim the money, they had to cut off her pinky
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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ozoneocean at 5:19PM, Dec. 13, 2006
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Which didn't concern her in the least! She simply said she'd give a million dollars to retain it, sso the official had handed over the money with no restrictions, which was why she could afford to buy her appartment…
Anyway, the next day she went out horse riding in Central Park, it was a lovely warm Spring day, just a little damp, but all sparkley and green. She felt good to be alive!
 
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Mega Josh at 6:19PM, Dec. 13, 2006
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Then she got raped.
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