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luclucluc at 8:40PM, Dec. 17, 2006

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but luckily, he was for some reason attracted to ugly people, and eventually 30 children were born, and not all at the same time!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:26AM, Dec. 18, 2006

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The were all Zombie children tho..

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Ozoneocean at 4:06AM, Dec. 19, 2006

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It didn't matter because she loved them all. One day she took them on a trip to the magical land of Xanth, where they frolicked with demons, griffins, centaurs, nagas, and various other creatues, having a lovely time.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:24AM, Dec. 19, 2006

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Suddenly, a giant earthquake happened,destroying the land.

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Ozoneocean at 8:04AM, Dec. 19, 2006

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Which didn't matter a bit since Xanth forms and reforms all the time. They flew on the backs of a heard of hypogryfs into the sky and landed in the courtyard of a castle that was floating in the clouds, where they had a sumptuous banquet.

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Nightmare Zero at 11:02AM, Dec. 19, 2006

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Unfortuntly, the food was alive and tried to eat them.

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luclucluc at 9:45AM, Dec. 20, 2006

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but the food was eaten, instead of the guests.
they then explored the castle and found treasure, which the king told them they could have.

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Brinx at 2:58PM, Dec. 20, 2006

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But secretly the treasure was cursed and no ine knew about it.

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luclucluc at 4:26PM, Dec. 20, 2006

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but the curse was only a minor annoyance, for they were only cursed with an eternal pimple, that was so small you couldn't even see it with a microscope!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:58AM, Dec. 21, 2006

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but it grew every day untill it grows as big as your head.

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BigFishComic at 12:56PM, Dec. 21, 2006

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when it grew as big as your head though, it would burst forth piles and piles of delicious candy which could cure AIDS.

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Radec at 1:58PM, Dec. 21, 2006

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Unfortunately, the candy also was known to cause the Bubonic Plague.
Millions died.

<= dead and buried.

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Ozoneocean at 3:49PM, Dec. 21, 2006

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But they were still in Xanth, so death didn't matter all that much. Erin took the kids back to the real world and they all had icecream.

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luclucluc at 6:31PM, Dec. 21, 2006

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But the ice cream was called “dynamite surprise”, with real lit sticks of dynamite in the cone!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Ozoneocean at 7:05PM, Dec. 21, 2006

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The dynamite was completely ineret, soggy and smelly, so they threw them away, bought real icecreams, ate them and went to the beach.

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Mega Josh at 7:09PM, Dec. 21, 2006

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Unfortunately, the beach was full of old men who were sunbathing.

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luclucluc at 8:21PM, Dec. 21, 2006

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but they were all wearing pants

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mechanical_lullaby at 4:20AM, Dec. 22, 2006

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little pants, with the ass hanging out.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:15AM, Dec. 22, 2006

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but a giant sandstorm blew the old men all away. so she went topless.

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Crazy Dutchman at 5:30AM, Dec. 22, 2006

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But the dynamite surprise was also caught by the storm and flew right into her face and exploded

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Nightmare Zero at 5:44AM, Dec. 22, 2006

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fortunatly, the dynamite missed, So she started sunbathing.

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AQua_ng at 10:59AM, Dec. 22, 2006

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She got sunburnt.

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luclucluc at 5:16PM, Dec. 22, 2006

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but the sunburn went away right after it came. they also found out they won a free trip to disneyland!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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jgib99 at 9:28PM, Dec. 22, 2006

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So they went to Disneyland. But they went on the same day that the amusment park was invaded by ZOMBIE BUNNIES!!!

Karen's Edge

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luclucluc at 10:00PM, Dec. 22, 2006

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but all the bunnies did was destroy all the really crappy rides

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Terminal at 11:13PM, Dec. 22, 2006

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And the sun set.

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Ozoneocean at 2:49AM, Dec. 23, 2006

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And then all the lights came on and it was a beautiful show!

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BigFishComic at 10:48PM, Dec. 23, 2006

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except for an electrical malfunction caused a great, fiery explosion that killed half of her children and destroyed her beautiful, beautiful face.

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Mega Josh at 11:22PM, Dec. 23, 2006

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Fortunately, she had enough money for a face lift.

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Crazy Dutchman at 2:27AM, Dec. 24, 2006

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But not for food AND a facelift so she had to either live ugly or die beautiful

So Bored (Zo verveeld)
Cold Vision *Hiatus*

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