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bravo1102 at 1:59PM, April 21, 2008
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I have the distinct displeasure to be Bravo1102, no one of consequence. I joined back in January and it took until April to start posting. So little to do and so much time. Oh wait, reverse that.

Former military (my handle was the bumper code of my tank) and currently a historian and social studies teacher, warping the minds of America's youth one class period at a time.
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deepcheese at 3:31PM, April 21, 2008
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Distinct Displeasure? No one of consequense? You Don't seem to be vere happy! Here, you know what I do when I'm not feeling happy? I sing a song!
Sometimes, the world is black.
And tears run from your eyes.
And maybe we'll all get really sick.
And maybe we'll all die.
So…

Let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Tom or we can name him George!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.

So, let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

Hey!
(Tapdance solo)

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.
Snowman! Snowman! Snowman!


If anyone out there knows which movie this is from, you will be my friend for life. And I'll give you some cake!

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Steely Gaze at 4:00PM, April 21, 2008
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Welcome! At least to the forums. It's a distinct pleasure to meet you. Hope you have fun among us already mind-warped ones. :)
A Roll of the Dice now with full-size pages!

John Clyde now with ten times the tacky Hawaiian shirts!
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Orange at 6:17PM, April 21, 2008
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Oh hey, now that you've skipped cheese's poem!
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deepcheese at 7:11PM, April 21, 2008
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It's not a poem! It's a song! A song with singing and dancing and merriement!

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crazyninny at 7:39PM, April 21, 2008
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THIS IS NOT MORNING!!! THIS IS POP TART TIME!!!!
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Custard Trout at 9:04PM, April 21, 2008
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Olleh.

sdarwkcab gnitirw si eht tesb dnik fo gnitirw.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Renga Studio at 11:07PM, April 21, 2008
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User Renga Studio reporting for welcoming duty, sir! (Renga salutes bravo1102.)

Greetings, bravo1102! Welcome to DrunkDuck! That's a cool and militaristic username you have! You know, not all teachers are responsible for warping the minds of our leaders of tomorrow! I should know, my mind was warped way before I even went to preschool! I am a mad scientist on the forums with a weather machine, after all. Speaking of which…

Hey, deepcheese! You can't build a snowman without snow, you know! Allow me to provide you with the necessary snowman-building material!

(Renga uses his machine to cause snow to fall from the sky, but nothing happened!)

Huh? That's funny; where's the snow? It was supposed to–huh? What's that?

(Renga looks up and sees a snowflake the size of a small apartment building falling from the heavens and towards this thread.)

Holy crap! That's not right, nor is that good! Hey, bravo1102! Don't just stand there like a steadfast soldier! RUN AWAY!!!!

(The giant snowflake hits the ground and shatters into many sharp pieces that fly in different directions!)

Oops, uh, sorry about that, bravo1102…is everybody okay?
Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!
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bravo1102 at 5:50AM, April 22, 2008
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*Bravo1102 opens the commander's hatch of his M1A1 AIM tank and smiles*

Snow? This ain't nothing. FIDO. (F**K it, drive on) Driver move out, continue the mission.

I was a tanker, the combat arm of decision. Armor Rules!

I'm off to edit some graphics for my comic.

By the way, I WAS A SERGEANT! DON'T CALL ME SIR! I WORK FOR A LIVING!

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amanda at 7:27AM, April 22, 2008
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Deep, that was hands-down my favorite scene in that musical. *bows to your knowledge - and vocal stylings*

Welcome Bravo - glad to have you around - we could use some mind-warping as well, if you're not too busy.
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Dark Clown at 2:21PM, April 22, 2008
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Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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Product Placement at 11:44AM, April 25, 2008
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deepcheese
If anyone out there knows which movie this is from, you will be my friend for life. And I'll give you some cake!

It's from Cannibal The Musical. No need to give me a cake. I just ate.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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sword_dagger at 8:01PM, July 5, 2008
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bravo1102
I have the distinct displeasure to be Bravo1102, no one of consequence. I joined back in January and it took until April to start posting. So little to do and so much time. Oh wait, reverse that.

Former military (my handle was the bumper code of my tank) and currently a historian and social studies teacher, warping the minds of America's youth one class period at a time.


Your a hero Bravo1102
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