we promise not to burn the place down…

You should. <_<

Err, you DO know that the whole newspost was…

Skoolmunkee has quit….

…doing the news since she's on Holiday!

Or is this topic a joke too? XP

SarahN
Err, you DO know that the whole newspost was…

Skoolmunkee has quit….

…doing the news since she's on Holiday!

Or is this topic a joke too? XP

8D

btw ozone. i'll kill you for thtat news post. in your sleep. when i finally get a chance to go to australia.

seventy2
btw ozone. i'll kill you for thtat news post. in your sleep. when i finally get a chance to go to australia.

I could go there. It's only… maybe.. a couple thousand miles to the south of where I live. (lots of ocean to swim through though). >:D

Wow, you guys are sooooooooooooooo funny.

Typical old-man joke.

seventy2
btw ozone. i'll kill you for thtat news post. in your sleep. when i finally get a chance to go to australia.

I could do it for you, since I already live in Australia. XD

*EDIT* Although it would be hard for me to do. ‘Cause I’m a pacifist and ozone is a great guy… damn! Stupid pacifism!!

This topic is great.

I think Drunk Duck can easily be compared to a loving, but dysfunctional family.

We have the mods and admins, the cool older siblings. They like to rough house, and poke fun, but always with good intentions. They love the younger children, still poke fun, but know when it is serious time.

We have the frequent forum posters, the happy, energetic, younger children. These children look up to the older siblings and want to be that awesome. They poke fun and get along great with their older siblings, even if they occasionally get a few bruises.

We have the non-forum-posters and lurkers, the shy children children. They like the rest of their siblings, but don;t like to speak up. They sit in the corner and smile at everyone's antics.


I'm glad mommy and daddy leave us alone :3

crazyninny
You should. <_<

Well get a new one if you do it before november 12.

Yeah, that newspost was just plain mean…. Ozone, you're lucky I don't live in Australia, or I might…I might…I might give you a stern talking to! Even though, according to Bocaj's brilliant little summery, you are my older brother. XP

Dysfunctional, yes, but let us not forget loving and forgiving. Right guys? Especially forgiving, right?

I love you guys ^_^

Group hug!!

I like the philosophy behind that newspost. I hope when I get a terminal illness, it's just my doctor goofing around. I like hugs too. %)

That newspost was genius! Course, I'm gullible as hell so I had to click on it. :D

*participates in group hug* aww, I've missed all you guys and your crazy antics. Need to stick around some more.

It makes me think of…

Family Guy
Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's license, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die…
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: …when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more shtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.

You guys could always type stuff inbetween asterisks. Like this: *punches Ozone in the nose*

See, I bet he totally learned his lesson.

ozoneocean
I love you guys ^_^

Group hug!!

When I saw the title of that newspost…

Damn you Ozone, damn you!!

Next month I am going to run away and marry a guy who plays guitar in a rock band!

At least he has a future.

skoolmunkee
Next month I am going to run away and marry a guy who plays guitar in Rock Band!

^^;

skoolmunkee
Next month I am going to run away and marry a guy who plays guitar in a rock band!

i play guitar in rockband.

i also sing.

seventy2

skoolmunkee
Next month I am going to run away and marry a guy who plays guitar in a rock band!

i play guitar in rockband.

i also sing.

You're also married. ;)

Skool's back!
Pick up your pencils and start studying! Holiday's are over! >:)

skoolmunkee
Next month I am going to run away and marry a guy who plays guitar in a rock band!

i play in a

i have many fans

skoolmunkee
Next month I am going to run away and marry a guy who plays guitar in a rock band!

That gives me exactly one month to learn guitar. ;)

Hippie Van
Wow, you guys are sooooooooooooooo funny.

Typical old-man joke.

best post this entire thread.

Welcome back skoolmunkee. Seeing Ozone's “Skoolmunkey has quit…” title in the news post space depressed me a lot this past month, and I do not depress easily. It just seemed like a constant reminder that life changes all around you, all the time, whether you want it to or not. I find as I get older that changes aren't that much fun. Glad you are back.

ozoneocean

seventy2

skoolmunkee
Next month I am going to run away and marry a guy who plays guitar in a rock band!

i play guitar in rockband.

i also sing.

You're also married. ;)

Skool's back!
Pick up your pencils and start studying! Holiday's are over! >:)

You've read TD High way too many times. 0_o